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[–]sevlemeth 4 points5 points ago

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that's lacist!

[–]GabrielDickson 5 points6 points ago

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But collect.

[–]strongscience62 0 points1 point ago

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Because asians can't get their l's and r's right.

[–]digger_ex_pat 0 points1 point ago

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Light!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's a supplies croset! Wait...

[–]bruce_wayne_campbell 2 points3 points ago

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Red Snappa...very tasty

[–]RuthieBueno 1 point2 points ago

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Let's see what's in the box!... Nothing! Yo so STUPID!

[–]redkaggins 2 points3 points ago

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I don't care how many times I see this, I still laugh. Upvotes for days.

[–]RuthieBueno 1 point2 points ago

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SUPPLIES! Great movie.

[–]mcartz33 1 point2 points ago

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ugh..repost.

[–]Shit_Advice 1 point2 points ago

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The tag on the door should be changed to "Garment Factory"

[–]skadiia 0 points1 point ago

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So bad.. But sooo good...

[–]redinator 0 points1 point ago

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What film/ sketch is this from?

[–]neverender158 2 points3 points ago

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the classic UHF starring 'weird' Al!!!

[–]verifies_reposts 0 points1 point ago

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VERIFIED REPOST. I'm giving you a yellow card for this one (not racist). Watch your reposts, another one and you're getting a red.

[–]xHaZxMaTx -1 points0 points ago

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Virgin here: Obviously, being a virgin, I can't comment on any effect porn may have on stamina, but I can say that the first time I went down on a chick... well, let's just say she enjoyed it. I like to think that I have the Internet to thank; maybe I'm just modest.

[–]Longnez 3 points4 points ago

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Are you commenting on the wrong post ? If not, care to explain to me the link between your comment and the gif ? I'm genuinely curious...

[–]xHaZxMaTx 0 points1 point ago

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...I seem to have, indeed, posted in the wrong thread. Boy do I have egg on my face.

[–]bruce_wayne_campbell 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bigrick115 -1 points0 points ago

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oh i get it pronounce the l as an r