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[–]drn8 35 points36 points ago

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I have a hard time believing that guy drinks Blue Label.

[–]atleastzero 0 points1 point ago

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In a short time, this image will become irrelevant as they are discontinuing Green Label. Someone will just have to put a different earthy bottle in its place.

[–]cowgod42 0 points1 point ago

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MD 20/20 FTW! (Probably mouthwash too.)

[–]caveman8000 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed really hard until I read your reply and pissed my pants. Not unlike our dear friend Capt. Planet there

[–]fucking_leverpostej -3 points-2 points ago

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I have a hard time believing that guy won't.

[–]Smokey651 5 points6 points ago

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It's not that he won't. It's that he'll never get an opportunity. Ever.

[–]RatherDashing -1 points0 points ago

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guess you've never seen trading places

[–]KnightAmok 12 points13 points ago

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I hope he's not dead.

[–]DaddyF4tS4ck 4 points5 points ago

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The way his neck is, I'm pretty sure he is...

[–]wastedtime77 12 points13 points ago

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Captain plant it!

[–]mam8cc 5 points6 points ago

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I'm confused why the black label is listed last. THIS NO MAKE SENSE.

[–]ItsSoBeautiful 1 point2 points ago

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Technically it should go Red, Black, Green, Gold, Blue.

But, implying that you have a black heart ... that's the real joke here.

[–]mam8cc 0 points1 point ago

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clevergirl.jpg

[–]texacer 5 points6 points ago

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blatant /r/scotch advertisment RIGHT HERE.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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More like magic the gathering. Right guys? Right!?!?

[–]Chunty 1 point2 points ago

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Holy fuck i had to log on just to say, I haven't laughed as hard at any post on reddit ever before... well done... well done.

[–]phalluss 1 point2 points ago

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I wish blue label was as readily available as water

[–]stripofil 1 point2 points ago

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Actually there is an alcohol superhero, Superciuk...

[–]Fucho 1 point2 points ago

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Steal from the poor, give to the rich!

[–]alexlayao 0 points1 point ago

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there's also duffman

[–]stripofil 0 points1 point ago

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Sure, but Superciuk's got winebreath as superpower while Duffman's just a mascot.

[–]alexlayao 1 point2 points ago

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true

[–]ThePigKing 1 point2 points ago

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By your powers combined, I am Captain Morgan!

[–]chrbir1 1 point2 points ago

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REPOST

[–]TjallingOtter 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say that guy would be lucky to be drinking blue label.

[–]Grimmjow459 1 point2 points ago

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The order is messed up, Blue label should be heart.

[–]kozimoro 4 points5 points ago

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re-re-repost. and i raise you a duke nukem.

[–]KMiner 3 points4 points ago

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You missed a few re-re-re-re's in that.

[–]GamerBum -2 points-1 points ago

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HERP DERP

[–]brad676 1 point2 points ago

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I just laughed so much

[–]skadiia[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Awwww.. another one of my favorite childhood heroes.. destroyed by the unworthy. Sigh i say, sigh.

[–]DiegoMoBa 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed way too much because of this post

[–]lawlshane 0 points1 point ago

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That's more likely from a 40 of olde english, not JW.

[–]dztrbdgod 0 points1 point ago

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laugh it, best of the day, i loves scotch

[–]TheDudeAmI 0 points1 point ago

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I just find this picture to be profoundly sad

[–]antixnick 0 points1 point ago

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Black heart.... ha.

[–]thats0K 0 points1 point ago

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You gotta admit, those stirrups are classy as a motherfucker.

[–]BaronVonKlotz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]determania 0 points1 point ago

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I doubt this dude could even afford to steal the Red Label.

[–]wdejr 0 points1 point ago

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love this pic

[–]wahhhsd 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So that'd be a... Stuporhero?

[–]cybergern 0 points1 point ago

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[–]libelle156 0 points1 point ago

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Captain Plastered

[–]NOTLIKETHATLIKETHIS 0 points1 point ago

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LOL!!! HAHAHA!

[–]spectre1006 0 points1 point ago

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i always felt bad for that sucker who got the heart ring

[–]lovemyusername 0 points1 point ago

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Full aware that this is missing the point, but i'm a big fan of all the walker whiskeys... you forgot Double Black

[–]zipperific 0 points1 point ago

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Captain Faceplanted

[–]c3powned 0 points1 point ago

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HEART.

[–]davidament 0 points1 point ago

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Repostssssss

[–]haux 0 points1 point ago

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You left out Swing.

[–]roonscape 0 points1 point ago

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oc for me and thats all that matters.

[–]ZigZagLagger 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile cannabis is illegal...

[–]transformer_tech -1 points0 points ago

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Ok, I call BS. That guy clearly can't afford J. W. any label.

[–]ClarenceCart 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly pointed out by the toes sticking out of his socks....better labeled with photos of rubbing alcohol bottles...maybe cheap cologne bottles? Oh poverty, you're such a joker!

[–]H_E_Pennypacker 0 points1 point ago

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Red's pretty cheap.

[–]bl1y -2 points-1 points ago

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Great concept.

Poor execution.

The choice of liquors could have been paired to the traits better, and I think a faceplant into the ground would make more sense for Captain Planet. But, I'll still upvote, because I'm fucking nice ...nice and drunk.

[–]Blitzcrieg2306 -1 points0 points ago

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I've seen this picture on the internetz more times than I saw the Google logo.