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[–]Horny_Troll 23 points24 points ago

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Thieft Level: Gipsy

[–]gryffon5147 16 points17 points ago

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Fallout taught me that the weight to value ratio of that item isn't too good.

[–]Icanhazcomment 8 points9 points ago

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Did she just put that in her vagina?

[–]Helljin 5 points6 points ago

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She puts it in a sling under her dress

[–]Shatterer 8 points9 points ago

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...or else she gets the hose again?

[–]dontmutemeplz 0 points1 point ago

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Too small, perhaps her anus?

[–]Spr09 0 points1 point ago

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either way someone's been practicing

[–]Buzzword33 -2 points-1 points ago

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She better be careful, they might "cooch" her...

[–]SonOfAnarchy91 10 points11 points ago

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Gipsy...

[–]rgliszin 2 points3 points ago

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its all in the walk, notice how she sways afterwards in such a natural way, you'd never fucking know...

[–]supernewf54 4 points5 points ago

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I think her crotch ate it. It must be like pacman. Wagga Wagga Wagga

[–]omplatt 1 point2 points ago

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did not even see that the first time.

[–]dre__ -2 points-1 points ago*

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they look more like indians then than asians.

edit: ops

[–]lordofwhee 26 points27 points ago

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India is part of Asia.

[–]HaiTharVin 5 points6 points ago

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DON'T USE THAT TONE OF TECHNICALITY WITH ME MISTER!

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[–]SNOARLAX 7 points8 points ago

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Canada and America are part of North America. Believe me, Canadians don't want to be Americans.

[–]Kuge 1 point2 points ago

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Truth.

[–]sadpandabbq -1 points0 points ago

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It's the same the other way around. Unless traveling abroad. Then everyone wants to be Canadian.

[–]homeworkrules69 1 point2 points ago

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In the UK and other places outside the US, Indians and Pakistanis are often called "Asian" as well. It took me a while to get used to that after moving over.

[–]dre__ 0 points1 point ago

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Oh ok that explains it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You either meant to say than or left a comma out after indians.

[–]dre__ 0 points1 point ago

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That explains swood514's comment.

[–]swood514[!] 0 points1 point ago

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They start out as indians and then turn into asians!

[–]WayneRooneysHairPlug 0 points1 point ago

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She really loves her soda

[–]travisdjohnston 0 points1 point ago

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Almost as much as cases of beer

[–]arwenface 0 points1 point ago

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So that's why they seem to walk funny.

[–]franick1987 0 points1 point ago

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Theft Level: Paris Hilton. FTFY

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SlimyEwok 0 points1 point ago

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OPs typo level: Pro.

[–]GoAvs14 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jl123 0 points1 point ago

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She even stopped to look at something with her friend. Badass over here!

[–]SweetLeafKush -4 points-3 points ago

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How does one possibly mistake an indian chick for an asian one? And do NOT bring out technicalities of region in this shit nucca.

[–]polysyllabist 3 points4 points ago

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Playing devil's advocate, India does happen to be in the Asia ... the continent. Also, you don't necessarily have to be asian to achieve an asian difficulty level stunt.

[–]edgegripsubz -1 points0 points ago

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Technically their still considered Asians so yeah.

[–]ingliprisen -1 points0 points ago

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repost

[–]hyperion23 -3 points-2 points ago

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They're indian.

[–]nopantstoday -1 points0 points ago

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Or Sri Lankan

[–]HashBR -5 points-4 points ago*

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Asians

Downvoted because people don't know that India is part of Asia.

[–]Jelly_B_haviour -4 points-3 points ago

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Eugh. Posted yesterday, and day before and prolly tomorrow and the day after too..... -_- sigh*

[–]ninjaface -2 points-1 points ago

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Indian dumb ass.

[–]cookiemonster_xoxo -4 points-3 points ago

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THIS IS A REPOST. THIS IS NOT ORIGINAL IT IS A REPOST.