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[–]vanillaafro 40 points41 points ago

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[–]speccy2 7 points8 points ago

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IMPLEMENT

ಠ_ಠ

MICHAEL CANE

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[–]Simcamb 1 point2 points ago

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... Shit.

[–]miragevoice 4 points5 points ago

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was watching it today, Michael Cane mentions something during the classroom scene that pretty much explains why.

[–]vanillaafro 0 points1 point ago

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maybe michael cane fucked up shit in france

[–]xyroclast 178 points179 points ago

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Sorry, but this is actually the best one: http://i.imgur.com/tgWdd.jpg

[–]The_Classy_Pirate 19 points20 points ago

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I haven't seen this one yet, but it takes the cake.

[–]raymendx 7 points8 points ago

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I love how so many variations of jokes can come from only three panels.

[–]The_Classy_Pirate 7 points8 points ago

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All the different plays on their expressions are hilarious.

[–]hamlet9000 2 points3 points ago

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It takes my breath away.

[–]crave_you 31 points32 points ago

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[–]xyroclast 2 points3 points ago

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Gotta say, I laughed out loud.

[–]Gdog4evr 2 points3 points ago

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Winner winner Sheen dinner!

[–]quietlyjudgingyou 2 points3 points ago

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I came here just to ask someone to post this specific one...top comment...thanks so much

[–]xyroclast 1 point2 points ago

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Anytime!

[–]rob7030 24 points25 points ago

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My question is how did he not die halfway through Redeye.

The man is fucking Rasputin.

[–]kahmikaiser 31 points32 points ago

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[–]rob7030 0 points1 point ago

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I am aware of the show Archer but have not watched it. Please, elaborate.

Unless you are talking about the fact that my earlier statement is ambiguous whether Cillian Murphy is freakin' Rasputin or having sex with him. That was semi intentional.

[–]kahmikaiser 11 points12 points ago

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Verily, friend!

This line:

The man is fucking Rasputin

is he fucking Rasputin

or

is he fucking Rasputin?

[–]rob7030 1 point2 points ago

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Have you watched that movie? He's stabbed, tazed, beaten repeatedly, shot and he still doesn't fucking stop trying to kill that lady.

[–]black19 16 points17 points ago

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Wow. You clearly aren't getting this. No one is disputing your Rasputin comparison. What is up for debate is the way you worded your comparison. "He's fucking Rasputin" can be interpreted two ways: the way you intended, which was to compare Cilian Murphy's survival in the movie Redeye to that of Rasputin and his conquests OR it could be inferred that Cilian Murphy is in fact fucking Rasputin. ie he's HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH RASPUTIN.

The Archer reference was just convenient as it is one of the shows brilliant running jokes when sentences can be construed as such.

[–]rob7030 9 points10 points ago

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Unless you are talking about the fact that my earlier statement is ambiguous whether Cillian Murphy is freakin' Rasputin or having sex with him. That was semi intentional.

Source: a comment I made an hour ago. Look approximately 4 comments above yours.

[–]black19 -4 points-3 points ago

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Your reply was so ambiguous that it sounded as if you really didn't get it. Just trying to help since you stated you didn't get the Archer reference to begin with.

[–]rob7030 -4 points-3 points ago

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Well you really didn't need to be a dick about it.

[–]black19 -1 points0 points ago

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I wasn't trying to be a dick about it. Try reading my post in a Seth McFarlane "Stewie" voice and it doesn't sound so dickish.

[–]reallynotnick 2 points3 points ago

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Is it bad that the only Rasputin I can think of is from Psychonauts?

[–]BosonTheClown 0 points1 point ago

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Is it bad that the only Rasputin I can think of is from Just Dance?

[–]HaxorusOG 0 points1 point ago

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Thank God. I thought I was the only one.

[–]rob7030 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Chunkybabyfat 29 points30 points ago

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Actually he didn't die in Titanic, he was lost at sea and washed on on a beach at the beginning of Inception. MIND FUCKED

[–]Ratava 13 points14 points ago

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No, he washed up here

[–]flclreddit 5 points6 points ago

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Well, it makes sense that he would wash up on the beach.

Can't argue that logic.

[–]spiraldroid 1 point2 points ago

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Probably floated past a barber shop too...

[–]kahmikaiser 20 points21 points ago

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[–]BaronVonKlotz 2 points3 points ago

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Since the infamous 'poo button', I'd rather be careful.

[–]kahmikaiser 1 point2 points ago

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I promise it's not the poo button.

[–]GenTsoChicken 3 points4 points ago

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Oh that's awesome.

[–]dazy143 5 points6 points ago

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It's okay. Cillian Murphy did die in Cold Mountain.

[–]jackcatalyst 3 points4 points ago

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He also died in sunshine.

[–]frostedenn 6 points7 points ago

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Would have been better if Scarecrow had died, considering the bit part he had in the second film. :-(

[–]blueduck4ever 8 points9 points ago

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No I actually liked that he only had a small part in the beginning. It showed that while this batman is more realistic it still has a Gotham where batman deals with the normal bad guys on a regular bases.

[–]currentlydownvoted 6 points7 points ago

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Cillian Murphy is credited in the Dark Knight Rises :)

[–]Mr_Smartypants 3 points4 points ago

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This was the best:

Frame 1, Leo: Have you seen my Asian friend Bob?

Frame 2, Cilian: Maybe, what's he look like?

Frame 3, Leo:

[–]Casual_Lurker1 2 points3 points ago

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[–]wothcloth 29 points30 points ago*

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would have been better without the "oh wait"

[–]HeyCarpy 36 points37 points ago

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Your post would have been better with more words.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Your post would have been better with more turds.

[–]HeyCarpy 6 points7 points ago

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Your roast would have been wetter with shore birds.

[–]AeBeeEll 2 points3 points ago

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I respectfully disagree. The "oh wait" makes it sound like Cillian Murphy's character knew exactly what he was saying and meant it as a barb. Without it, it would have just sounded like he had never seen the movie Titanic and was unaware that DiCaprio's character died in it. Dicaprio's reaction can be interpreted as either meaning "you asshole" or "you idiot", respectively.

[–]sireatalot 0 points1 point ago

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I like the "oh wait" because he thinks "how come you died and yet you're still around? how is this possible?", and Di Caprio's face means to me "see? I'm such a badass that I can come back from the dead, so I win".

[–]angrybane 0 points1 point ago

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with...or without?

[–]TheDeliciousHerb 2 points3 points ago

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Cillian Murphy is a boss.

[–]PopeJohnPaulII 2 points3 points ago

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Except he didn't die in Titanic! Someone hasn't seen the sequel yet.

[–]tuton11 2 points3 points ago

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this one is by far and away the best one http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/CGa/

[–]Spaceside 4 points5 points ago

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[–]MindlessDream 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for ruining titanic.

[–]VohnkarTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

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Couldn't help but read "oh wait" in this voice.

[–]Jaymaster1 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA

[–]S4nderr 0 points1 point ago

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I love these. Is there some kind of collection around?

[–]Hookhand 0 points1 point ago

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I wish you conugate in this comic.

[–]DangerousIdeas 0 points1 point ago

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I really wanted a good ending for scarecrow. Just a simple mob beating/dog biting is a pretty bad way to die/end for a villain who terrorized gotham. Deserved more.

[–]L3vi47h4n 0 points1 point ago

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You do know that he was in The Dark Knight. Right?

[–]the_goat_boy 1 point2 points ago

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He could have been the Joker's sidekick or ally.

[–]neoblackdragon 0 points1 point ago

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They may have wanted something bigger then him getting caught in the first 10 minutes of his appearance.

[–]currentlydownvoted 0 points1 point ago

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He's going to be in the new one

[–]DangerousIdeas 0 points1 point ago

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He was in the first like 5 minutes, and they turned him into a regular mobster. But he then gets attacked by dogs and that was the end of him.

[–]Banditosaur -1 points0 points ago

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At the end of Titanic DiCaprio is shown sinking under the water,at the beginning of Inception he is found lying on the beach,he never died

[–]A_Rolling_Baneling 6 points7 points ago

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I hate this joke so much. It doesn't even make sense yet it appears pretty much any time anyone mentions di Caprio and the Titanic.

[–]ProbablyHorny -1 points0 points ago

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Guys. You're both just.....awful.

[–]wisdumb -1 points0 points ago

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He didn't die in Titanic. You see, he sinks into the ocean in Titanic only to resurface in Inception.

[–]cookiesandmilk -1 points0 points ago

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I'm really just saying and I feel it might be justified, but I think that this comic follows too simple of a formula of dialogue exchange for me to upvote it for the actual humor behind the movie context of the joke (the fact you have to know about these actors and the movies they're in). But, you could apply the formula of this joke anywhere really.. as long there is something with a funny face at the end. I just have to find one thing that didn't happen, and one thing that did "i wish x" "i wish opposite of x.. oh wait" and the "oh wait" being delivered to the audience of the joke so immediately. This would have been better without that completely. I'm not going to downvote this, but I also won't upvote it. I'm disappointed in the simplicity the humor here has boiled down too.

[–]DrSausage 3 points4 points ago

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[–]DyingBreed -1 points0 points ago

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Dying breed huh?

[–]LamasMakeLulz -3 points-2 points ago

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It saddens me when a repost gets so many upvotes.

[–]Waffuls 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny, because this comment is the most commonly reposted of them all.

[–]kdcsoccer -2 points-1 points ago

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i totally agree. i miss these

[–]spunkyweazle -2 points-1 points ago

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I wish there was a REAL Scarecrow in Batman Begins.

[–]robertjohnmilner -2 points-1 points ago

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DiCaprio never died in Titanic. In the final scene, you see him sinking to the bottom of the sea. In the opening scene of Inception, you see him waking up washed up on a beach. It's a movie within a movie... Filmception.

[–]Sygnon -3 points-2 points ago

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oh wait is what the last panel is for, that text hurts it

[–]wookiesandwich -3 points-2 points ago

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protip: LET IT FUCKING DIE!

[–]happytriggersrevolt9 -3 points-2 points ago

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PROBLEM?