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Soon.... (NSFW) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Pozzik 152 points153 points ago

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"Shit I thought she screamed Duck May Pass!"

~Duck

[–]nemoomen 2 points3 points ago

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Hmmm

[–]awells1 0 points1 point ago

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So if you were there maybe you can elaborate on this.

[–]noisyturtle 54 points55 points ago

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Surprise ducksex

[–]MustStopMasturbating 17 points18 points ago

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Duck sex is nothing to laugh about.

[–]GoogleHypospadiasNow 2 points3 points ago

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"His name is Duck, and he's here to fuck" I lol'd

[–]danguro 1 point2 points ago

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20 inches of sudden rape

[–]huggablealien 1 point2 points ago

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Man look at that grass, just being so damn grassy.

[–]parkadactyl 44 points45 points ago

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I think the most WTF part of this picture is that the camera man, who is obviously taking quality porno shots, decided to refocus his camera on the duck. I mean, really?

[–]PsychoDuck 90 points91 points ago

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Deep down he just wants to photograph nature. Is that so wrong?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Your username...

[–]TalkingBackAgain 11 points12 points ago

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Photographing people having sex is not nature?

[–]PsychoDuck 23 points24 points ago

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LOGIC DETECTED IN JOKE SECTOR ALPHA

EXPUNGE, EXPUNGE, EXPUNGE

[–]MilkPiece 2 points3 points ago

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Relevant username.

[–]rbnc 0 points1 point ago

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Jokes can't actually function without logic.

...wait am I falling into some sort of trap here?

[–]chingyduster 8 points9 points ago

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Or got all Photoshop on us.

[–]lbft 1 point2 points ago

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It might be one of those artsy-style porn sites.

[–]Kumivene 53 points54 points ago

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Don't you just hate it when people photobomb your duck pictures. The nerve of some people, I'll tell ya'.

[–]Jackker 9 points10 points ago

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There. This is what you're looking for.

[–]OmegaArcadia 32 points33 points ago

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Ahhh...the old reddit switch-a-roo

[–]krazyhand 35 points36 points ago

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it's a blackhole to the past you have been warned

[–]bigroblee 29 points30 points ago

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Hello future redditors. Do you have flying cars yet?

[–]Spanone1 1 point2 points ago

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I just made it to the end. Anyone know what the longest line of these is?

[–]TheCodexx 0 points1 point ago

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Hi future-reddit. If you're reading this, I guess SOPA didn't pass and people haven't gotten sick of this joke-linking things yet.

[–]anonymouserik 0 points1 point ago

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Nevermore

[–]rooftoptile 0 points1 point ago

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Don't steal jusan's job. He is who I look for whenever I want to travel back in time.

[–]Nattylight69 0 points1 point ago

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Holy fuck

[–]dc93 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking duckface.

[–]pinkearmuffs 17 points18 points ago

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Either way, she's getting goosed.

[–]GReggzz732 38 points39 points ago

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Anatidaephobia – the fictional fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

[–]mriparian 42 points43 points ago

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Larson.

By the way, you crossed out "fear" which would make the resulting sentence, "The that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you."

[–]GReggzz732 -2 points-1 points ago

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Ooh, I think when that happens it's called a "mistake".

[–]Mr_Zarika -3 points-2 points ago

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OH GOD!! IT IS TRUE!! THE DUCK IS WATCHIIINNNGGG!!!!!

[–]Spanone1 1 point2 points ago

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er, I don't think you meant to cross out fear...

[–]Frogtarius 0 points1 point ago

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Then what is Anatidaephillia?

[–]bigroblee 12 points13 points ago

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Loving the idea that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

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Came to see if somehow this wasn't mentioned. I should have known better. Isn't he an awfully long way from her behind?

[–]lurkieloo 7 points8 points ago

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Ralph pls go.

[–]darkfate 0 points1 point ago

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For the uninitiated: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ralph-pootawn

[–]johnsus 13 points14 points ago

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Me gooseta.

[–]Duck_Hunter 5 points6 points ago

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BANG
http://i.imgur.com/U4zRD.jpg

[–]LordOfPies 3 points4 points ago

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uhhh....source?

[–]srtor 4 points5 points ago

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Hey! Got any grapes!!

[–]seamonkee 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck a duck!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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go fuck a fruitbasket!

[–]tobiariah 2 points3 points ago

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Spoon...

[–]smurf42 2 points3 points ago

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Kept trying to scroll down for the nakedness =(

[–]sheepman21 2 points3 points ago

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The actors look hot! I want to see the video or at least the name of the video. :-/

[–]MajorGiggles 5 points6 points ago

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AFLAC!!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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...so is there a video of this?

[–]jimount 28 points29 points ago

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At the end of the video, and upon finishing his romp, the naked man asks the prostitute, "So how much do I owe?" A benevolent duck happened to be passing by right at that moment and says to the man, "Don't worry about it. Just tell her to put it on my bill."

[–]TomTheGeek 2 points3 points ago

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That joke was so bad it gave me cancer

[–]TheArtBug 2 points3 points ago

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Be careful what you wish for.

[–]BrahCJ 5 points6 points ago

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So I'm done here!

[–]HootieBlowFish 2 points3 points ago

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...and that's my internet for the day, goodnight.

[–]adolf_hipster 3 points4 points ago

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Soon

[–]funybaba 1 point2 points ago

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What the Duck.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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But all the duck can see is hairy man ass.

[–]bijibijmak 1 point2 points ago

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The link to the movie/source is under this comment.

[–]Eruonen 1 point2 points ago

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Oh shit it's commander Shepard.

[–]rage_erection 7 points8 points ago

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It's been posted so many times that the photographer did an AMA

[–]alphaeighteen 14 points15 points ago

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link to ama?

[–]rage_erection 5 points6 points ago

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found it

it took a lot of googling 'duck + porn', etc to find that, enjoy!

[–]throw_a_weigh11 1 point2 points ago

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I had not heard of this! I've been wondering about this photo before.

[–]billmalarky 1 point2 points ago

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Yup, for those who didn't see it, he also filmed that famous gif where the dude blows his load on the cameraman's face. It was faked.

[–]Rasalom 2 points3 points ago

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Of course it was.

[–]Ol_Gregg 1 point2 points ago

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Quack

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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hello, yes this is duck

[–]alltimeisrelative 2 points3 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/6eOQm.jpg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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There you are, doing a normal day's work in the park, and then some insurance salesman comes and bothers you.

[–]Peacemaker845 0 points1 point ago

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Lucky Duck

[–]ZeLittleMan 0 points1 point ago

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i wanna meet the guy who was shooting these two having sex and was more interested in the duck and making sure he was 100% in focus

[–]rage_erection 0 points1 point ago

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here you go

[–]anonoman925 0 points1 point ago

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poon

[–]Volpethrope 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because male ducks are serial rapists.

[–]indecisiverobot 0 points1 point ago

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All seeing duck understands, man is assisting woman give birth

[–]ChemEBrew 0 points1 point ago

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Aflac insurance is steadily becoming more creepy.

[–]Machinax 0 points1 point ago

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Well, fuck a duck.

[–]thevillian 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah ... but she'll never get ducked.

[–]Oniwabanshu 0 points1 point ago

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Duck: "don't mind me i'm just a duck"

[–]LegosRCool 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Tori Black, but it would be nice if someone would link the AMA

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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worst photobomb ever!!!!!!!!!!

[–]TheArtBug 0 points1 point ago

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That Drake knows what's up. I'm sure he'd do just fine in the porn industry too. The famous duck dick in action.

[–]dorpotron 0 points1 point ago

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My name is Duck...
and I came here to fuck.

[–]Spanone1 0 points1 point ago

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First thing I thought: He was watching porn and noticed this. Cared enough to post on reddit.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 0 points1 point ago

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You know I miss? That sir/madame who would have a funny duck name and ask folks whether or not they've seen a ghost. I do that.

[–]Lt_Sarcasm 0 points1 point ago

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Aflac?

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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Duck Fuckerman, at your service.

[–]TalkingBackAgain 0 points1 point ago

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That woman has a really nice jaw line.

[–]CriscoMoFo 0 points1 point ago

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Sad thing is, I instantly tried to scroll down to see the action..

[–]Langly- 0 points1 point ago

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Therapy session for exhibitionist with Anatidaephobia.

[–]F_A_F 0 points1 point ago

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Should be laughing at the joke....

Should be aroused by the porn...

Is instead annoyed by the poor photoshop. I need to get out more.

[–]Sakaar 0 points1 point ago

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All I noticed was the duck... I swear

[–]Iseeusleep 0 points1 point ago

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I like to think someone was filming a duck and then two people having sex appeared

[–]tonker 0 points1 point ago

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Antidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

[–]foyamoon 0 points1 point ago

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Sick my duck!

[–]Cookindinner 0 points1 point ago

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I love that the duck is in focus.

[–]fluxaxion 0 points1 point ago

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Repost x 203840239483204.

[–]thalime 0 points1 point ago

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is it just me or does the guy look like commander shepard?

[–]Deacon 0 points1 point ago

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"Tonight . . . you."

[–]Deacon 0 points1 point ago

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When you see it, you'll duck.

[–]guninmouth 0 points1 point ago

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Premature Equackulation

[–]CaptainAmsterdam 0 points1 point ago

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This picture gives me serious agoraphobia.

[–]10sc 0 points1 point ago

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Look it's a SAD!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is there no video of this scene?

[–]pieltd 0 points1 point ago

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didn't even realise what was nsfw about this untill about my 3rd time looking at it.. all i saw was a duck

[–]igor6661 0 points1 point ago

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I love these fucked up comics that are posted here.

[–]MastaBlastaa 0 points1 point ago

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photoshop

[–]Ochocinco1 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand why this pic is NSF........ oh.

[–]Dinohax 0 points1 point ago

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There's a really amazing story here of a porn photographer who really aspires to be a nature photographer.

[–]stemgang 0 points1 point ago

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Soon? I doubt it.

That duck would never let that dude fuck him.

[–]57Chevy 0 points1 point ago

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"ASSFUCK!!"

[–]xuyena 0 points1 point ago

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I noticed the duck first.

[–]abstrusejoker 0 points1 point ago

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if you can't duck it, fuck it

[–]Themiffins 0 points1 point ago

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"I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite ass on the citadel.."

[–]Ratmotored57 0 points1 point ago

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Duck,duck....GOOSED!

[–]timd234 0 points1 point ago

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I upvoted this last time it was posted. Or maybe it was the time before that, I'm not sure

[–]article134 -1 points0 points ago

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I hate to be the 'this is a repost' schmuck...cuz i hate them just as much as the next guy...but i literally see this fucking picture on the front page once a day....am I missing something?

[–]jennack -1 points0 points ago

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Socially awkward duck

[–]kellerkit -1 points0 points ago

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i like ducks.

[–]CIRCLE_JERK_LEGEND -1 points0 points ago

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ME GUSTA.