Jealousy

piposaru · 9 months

Hate to ruin your fun reddit, but the woman looking at Katy is her publicist, Heidi Anne-Noel. She's worked with Katy for years and helped break her into the mainstream. I wouldn't say she is jealous of Katy, as Katy is the main reason why Heidi has her job.

betteroffbrokken · 9 months

Perhaps she's simply wondering why someone has their ass hanging out at the premier of a children's movie...

Jessum · 9 months

She just looks like she is looking at her.

callmecoon · 9 months

relevant

2amcoffee · 9 months

My first thought was, "Wow, those shoes look really uncomfortable"

ermintwang · 9 months

How can you possibly extrapolate jealousy from that photo?

NitWit005 · 9 months

That looks more like she was doing something on her phone and glanced up going "what the hell is going on here?".

goreval · 9 months

I see a person simply looking at another person.

TheDerpingtonPost · 9 months

Since she's standing so close to her, I'm guessing that's Katy Perry's publicist. And the look on her face is pure boredom.

sxysteve · 9 months

Im not complaining or anything but why the fuck would you wear that to a children's movie premiere.

brinkmanship · 9 months

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Hailz_ · 9 months

As a "normal" woman, this made me really sad...

Edit: A lot of people have been confused by this comment, so I added quotes. I'm probably pretty abnormal for a lot of reasons, but I was hoping it was obvious that I meant as far as appearances go. The contrast would of course be "As a fat woman, I find this upsetting..." or "As a skinny woman, this depresses me." I am neither fat nor skinny, and by national averages, "normal." The people who think normal means ugly are just proving my and ninjashorty's point about reddit. Apparently, you can't just be in between now - you're either hot or ugly. It's wild.

peggles81 · 9 months

As a chubby girl, I resemble that

I_logged_in_4_this · 9 months

TYL Envy vs. Jealousy

[deleted] · 9 months

Maybe she liked the Smurfs as a child and is pissed that Katy Perry was involved in butchering some fond memories?

pathetichumans · 9 months

I dunno, I am pretty sure Katy Perry could afford an iPhone if she wanted one.

truthorhappy · 9 months

Kid "My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside" Jim carey: "That's just something ugly people say"

DukeOfGeek · 9 months

All I could think of was the skank image from yesterday.

theBigbeanis · 9 months

Katy Perry is quite attractive

trebor33 · 9 months

Is that a hole in her foot?

tiffanydisasterxoxo · 9 months

could that skirt be any shorter?

YouFeelShame · 9 months

Who knows that women could run the record company Perry is owned by. Don't judge a book by it's thickness.

Calimhero · 9 months

No smirk, no frown...

Looks like a curious passer-by to me.

dansam24 · 9 months

Is it just me or does it kind of look like the smurf suit has a boner?

Maness · 9 months

Sorry but it took me a whole hour to see the other lady.

Spanky4321 · 9 months

Yeah, because that lady couldnt possibly be content with her looks. Fat people are never happy.

nickiezebra · 9 months

What happened to Perry's boobs in this picture?

Lurking_with_account · 9 months

I'd smurf that.

Dummies102 · 9 months

this is such a nasty mentality by the op.

enjoithelrg · 9 months

I would be jealous of the smurf costume.

AppleBus · 9 months

By this logic, the Smurf is jealous of the lady in black

StochasticOoze · 9 months

Nobody's jealous of her for having a role in The Smurfs movie, that's for damned sure.

TheLanceHan · 9 months

lol smurf photobomb

DarcseeD · 9 months

I think this is what she was going for.

stopthistrain · 9 months

it actually comforts me that the top two comments are responsible, thoughtful comments and not perpetuating the hurtfulness as originally intended by OP. humanity: 1

Ultragrrrl · 9 months

That is katie's publicist Heidi.

digitumn · 9 months

she wins the smurf lookalike though

Nurfy · 9 months

What a terrible, terrible post.

provoko · 9 months

"Although these are often treated as synonyms, there is a difference. You are envious of what others have that you lack. Jealousy, on the other hand, involves wanting to hold on to what you do have. You can be jealous of your boyfriend’s attraction to other women, but you’re envious of your boyfriend’s CD collection."

Source: http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/envious.html

thevillian · 9 months

STOP EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS / WHERE ARE THE PERRY BOOBS. ಠ_ಠ

readinacalmvoice · 9 months

Besides the layer of fatty tissue, the woman on the right strongly resembles the woman on the left, internally. If I were to show you their lungs, you would have a hard time distinguishing them. And yet, we love the epidermis. So what if I gave you Katy Perry's epidermis in a sack? Would you still love it? What about now that I've told you it is actually Prince William? Do you feel the same? HA HA HA.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 9 months

Katy Perry reminds me of those 1950's pinup models, I love those.

Silbernemond · 9 months

This is a horrible submission and you should really be ashamed of yourself. Though I guess this is reddit "LOLWOMEN"

Fucking misogynistic pigs.

SinfulDavey · 9 months

I would buy Katy Perry a nice steak dinner. Take her for a night of dancing and wine coolers. Bring her back to my place for some dry humping, and never call her again.

disharmonia · 9 months

But the woman on the right knows she never had to star in 'The Smurfs Movie.'

p0b · 9 months

Why does the smurf have a camel toe?

quigonjiin · 9 months

Hunger

mynameispeter · 9 months

Does anyone else notice the guy desperately trying to smell Katy Perrys vagina?

werdan · 9 months

Actually she's just spotted the smurf checking her ass out in the mirror beside the camera.

SeaLegs · 9 months

hOMYGOD

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ProbablyHorny · 9 months

I'm jealous of the lucky guy with the smurf costume.

The_blue_shark · 9 months

The smirf has a very keen eye

mind_twin · 9 months

What's that thing on her left ankle? Birthmark? Blurry tattoo?

It's kind of bothering me.

yep45 · 9 months

[deleted] · 9 months

She wishes she was blue, too.

banjeed · 9 months

MAKES YOU NAHHH....STEEEE....IN YOUR FACE!

anonydon · 9 months

That dude in the back is soooo jelly of that smurf.

PopeTimus · 9 months

She was Achilles in a previous life.

iceaje · 9 months

That smurf looks positively green with envy.

cynicallady · 9 months

Yeah, she's totally hating on that Smurf.

whalekingpin · 9 months

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joeb_360 · 9 months

I totally agree. that smurf is so jealous of that black dress that woman is wearing.

derrida_n_shit · 9 months

Who would be jealous of a fucking smurf?

[deleted] · 9 months

Where did she hide her boobs?

Frodiddly · 9 months

Well alllllrighty then.

Aethelstan · 9 months

*envy

Jragar · 9 months

where did her tits go?

ulisse89 · 9 months

The man next to the smurf is so inspired.

x3nopon · 9 months

But reddit told me all beauty is relative and one person can't possibly be objectivly better looking than another. My worldview is shattered.

landstander1432 · 9 months

Dat mole

ilostmyoldaccount · 9 months

While her figure is undoubtedly erection-inducing, IRL she looks quite the butterface indeed. Professionally applied make-up is what makes her look hot.

UrbanDryad · 9 months

I agree. That smurf is hella jealous that the woman in black has a phone, and he doesn't.

KingPrimate · 9 months

Probably her assistant or something.

Infymus · 9 months

I'm betting that smurf wishes he had a penis.

xcile · 9 months

omg dat ass

Matt_Furg · 9 months

Yeah that smurf is really jealous of the bigger girl's phone, you can see it in his eyes.

pop_my_cat_eyes_in · 9 months

I'm sure if she punched her face into a vat of makeup she'd look the same.

bitt3n · 9 months

secretly, vanity smurf always wished he was a portly white woman

DrToner21 · 9 months

Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

davidjwbailey · 9 months

She is single as of today - divorce filed by husband.

Form an orderly queue

dlozada01 · 9 months

I I know, I always wanted to be smurf too!

StrangeShuckles · 9 months

man the harpoons!

LexiLouLee · 9 months

Katy is half naked at a children's movie premier... Riddle me this Reddit... If a pretty girl slaps an ugly girl in the tit with a spiked ping pong paddle, then calls her long dead childhood dog a whore, and the ugly girl looks a little displeased, is she still "just jealous"? This post really pisses me off. I love Katy Perry but she deserves that fucking look for her actions at the time, the look is about HER not the lookers self esteem.

deepvape · 9 months

That Smurf looks like he's got a chubby...

KVKT · 9 months

Am I the only person who really doesn't find her attractive? Like... at all...?

Mpls_Saint · 9 months

And here's why: the fat chick has actual talent and will die unknown. The cute one is no more or less talented than the average person, but is rich and famous and lives a life like none of us could imagine. Because she's nice to look at.

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