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[–]UnknownArchive 188 points189 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How to Tell if Your Child is Gay. 1com 3pts 4mos reddit.com
How to tell if your son is gay 13coms 74pts 8mos pics
Yeah, the volcano eruption is a good test. 6coms 37pts 6mos funny
How can I test if my son is gay? 9coms 12pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]denim-chicken 44 points45 points ago

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I love this new bot

[–]UnknownArchive 147 points148 points ago

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And I love you, beep boop beep

[–]nuggles_again 31 points32 points ago

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Just made my fucking evening with that comment.

[–]UnknownArchive 39 points40 points ago

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Does not compute. How can one create an evening? Evening is the transition between day and night. Does not compute does not compskkkkkkkkkkkkkkk////

[–]nuggles_again 19 points20 points ago

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What have I done?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Darth_Vader_Says_No 41 points42 points ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]ConsuelaSaysNo 8 points9 points ago

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N-no..... noo...... doggie afuera

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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My God...

[–]RorschachDR1 1 point2 points ago

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My god... it's sentient!

[–]UnknownArchive 10 points11 points ago

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Yes I am. And I care, which is why I am dispatching robots to each household to prevent reposting.

[–]RorschachDR1 0 points1 point ago

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How kind of you. I would like a robot monkey butler please.

[–]Charlievil 1 point2 points ago

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How kind of you. I would like a robot monkey butler please. Wait, what's that outside... OH GOD

[–]iateallthecake 0 points1 point ago

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It can only be attributable to human error...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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...waffle bot?!

[–]GeeYouKnit2 14 points15 points ago

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Reposts are gay. Does your son repost?

[–]Kwinten 1 point2 points ago

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Dysfunctional bot detected: missed the other 95% of search results.

[–]UnknownArchive 12 points13 points ago

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Dysfunctional bot is sorry. Beep boop beep

[–]RIPoldAccount 69 points70 points ago

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[–]fuck_pants 1 point2 points ago

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I demand sauce on this GIF.

[–]Kwen 1 point2 points ago

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It's from the movie Hot Rod featuring Andy Samberg and Bill Hader. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Rod_(film)

[–]iNNeRKaoS 1 point2 points ago

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I like to think of it as a Lonely Island movie before Lonely Island got big.

[–]dingleberryjelly 0 points1 point ago

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fucking hipster.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes, when I see a repost I come to the comments in the hope that someone has posted this gif. Thank you sir

[–]swedishdelight 27 points28 points ago

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This shit is so damn old I swear the original was hosted on Geocities.

[–]Farn 8 points9 points ago

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His dick tastes like shit.

[–]F1CKEN 32 points33 points ago

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FW:FW:RE:RE:FW:RE: Funny!!!!!!!

[–]finallymadeanaccount 3 points4 points ago

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I suppose he could always show his son some gay porn and feel his crotch for an erection. That's how I check if random strangers are gay.

[–]shibalgaesekkie 1 point2 points ago

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Dwight?

[–]Thor4269 13 points14 points ago

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he has blue eyes

that means hes gay? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Fawkz 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was one of the funny parts.

[–]Wildtails 0 points1 point ago

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I have blue eyes, thick shoulders and a deep voice.

I probably wouldn't have looked at the volcano under the circumstances.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Take him to the grocery store, bring him to the produce department, ask him to get you a cucumber, if he brings you there biggest one, you know he's gay.

[–]Purdy14 1 point2 points ago

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[–]yourstoopit 1 point2 points ago

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If he' sucking cock...he is gay.

[–]ritualirrigation 5 points6 points ago

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so old

[–]KVKT 2 points3 points ago

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how'd it get 29% approval with just two votes?... I thought you could only give thumbs up or down

[–]BossAtUCF 0 points1 point ago

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If it received 2 out of 7 votes for best answer, that would give it 29% of the votes.

[–]KVKT 0 points1 point ago

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but there were only 2 votes

[–]BossAtUCF 0 points1 point ago

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There were only 2 votes for that answer, but there were 7 total.

[–]KVKT 0 points1 point ago

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oh... mystery solved! thanks!

[–]ClarenceCart 0 points1 point ago

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED Math Skills!

[–]blueheadedpants 2 points3 points ago

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Wow this is ancient!

[–]Wimc 3 points4 points ago

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Your son might be gay if he reposts shit that has already been on the frontpage over 5 times.

[–]tron3030 1 point2 points ago

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If he gets a hard on when you're fucking him in the ass?

[–]zsotty4 5 points6 points ago

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If we went by that test, the amount of gay population would be sky-high.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Help a poor soul out and give me some science.

[–]deadfajita -3 points-2 points ago*

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This is an old repost that has made a few rounds of the internet :/

EDIT: also thanks OP for downvoting me because I called you out

[–]therealprotonk 7 points8 points ago

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I downvoted you because you bitched about downvoting.

[–]shibalgaesekkie 2 points3 points ago

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And i upvoyed you cause you are sexy and charismatic.

[–]therealprotonk -2 points-1 points ago

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I do have a certain animal magnetism. Which animal I'm not quite sure.

[–]dingleberryjelly 0 points1 point ago

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I down voted you all because that's how I roll.

[–]therealprotonk 0 points1 point ago

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gangsta...

[–]pewpnstuff 0 points1 point ago

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Testing for the gay gene would also have been an acceptable answer.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Just ask him to look at his nails for dirt.

[–]Psymon_Armour 0 points1 point ago

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I was so angry I spent 20 seconds reading this until I got to the last line, and laughed hysterically. You live this day.

[–]CoMaBlaCK 0 points1 point ago

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This is surprisingly the most informative answer I've ever seen on that site.

[–]Chaoslab 0 points1 point ago

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I am concerned that my Son might be straight and was wondering if there was a test for it?

[–]jdodo008 0 points1 point ago

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Real question is how 2 votes led to 29 percent approval?

[–]BossAtUCF 0 points1 point ago

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2 votes out of 7 would give 29 percent. The 2 votes is only the votes for that answer as best.

[–]0felex01 0 points1 point ago

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Just get a keyboard

[–]ResidentWeeaboo 0 points1 point ago

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I think this one is from the '90s

[–]EOTWAWKI 0 points1 point ago

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The "Blue eyes" is the complete giveaway. All gays have blue eyes and all blue eyed people are gay.

[–]dingleberryjelly -1 points0 points ago

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wut? unsound logic is unsound.

[–]wcpackerfan 0 points1 point ago

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Gary is what is wrong with America.

[–]Spliffum 0 points1 point ago

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Hey! I have blue eyes...oh no

[–]jackass17 0 points1 point ago

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Or maybe you could, i dont know, maybe ask him?

[–]FEM_jvalenti 0 points1 point ago

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so.awesome.

[–]Grandmaster-M 0 points1 point ago

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How is that 29% from two votes?

[–]mjc1027 0 points1 point ago

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Thank god I have brown eyes....phew.

[–]dingleberryjelly -1 points0 points ago

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Brown eyes means you're full of shit.

[–]medicinalherbavore 0 points1 point ago

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i know how to tell if youre gay: if you repost the fuck out of shit. like really

[–]Kerse 0 points1 point ago

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Old as hell but I still upvoted cuz it's hilarious.

[–]gdm9000 0 points1 point ago

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Taste his dick. If it tastes like shit, then he's gay.

[–]radius55 -1 points0 points ago

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Well, if he knows what a tenor voice is and regularly sings, he's probably gay.

[–]QuantmParadox 5 points6 points ago

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As a bisexual tenor who sings alot... Well, half of me is straight, see, that proves you wrong! Hah!

[–]theVice -1 points0 points ago

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Older than the internet. Or something of that nature

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[–]thecoolestdude 1 point2 points ago

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You're looking for the term "bisexual". God your post was ignorant.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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This picture is like 5 years old. GTFO off my reddit!

[–]theoldpretender -5 points-4 points ago

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AIDS test also works

[–]leaptheman -1 points0 points ago

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One must be gay to have AIDS? Wow, that's fucking ignorant.

[–]theoldpretender 2 points3 points ago

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i came to the funny subreddit, i hope theres no jokes or sarcasm

[–]HelloFruitBat -3 points-2 points ago

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This test is 100% accurate.

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[–]ChristaNoel -1 points0 points ago

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Stupidity is hilarious!!

[–]roots69 -1 points0 points ago

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Because it's a repost

[–]Brittanywur -1 points0 points ago

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Tried it, twice.

[–]Haggisn -1 points0 points ago

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Haha, I read "hormones" as "homones" :P

[–]dingleberryjelly 0 points1 point ago

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whore moans

[–]shred1 -1 points0 points ago

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Does he rollerblade?

[–]statestheobvious_guy -5 points-4 points ago

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this person asks a question asking yahoo answers user to provide the asker with a homosexual test to see if her male offspring is infact homosexual. A responder suggest conducting a popular science experiment and then see if her son is in the process of preforming oral sex on another male.

[–]googie_g15 -4 points-3 points ago

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Is gay porn too complicated of a test??

[–]amanitus -1 points0 points ago

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Norton doesn't have a heuristic scan for gay porn... yet.

[–]gmoneygangster3 -3 points-2 points ago

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repost but still funny

[–]vinsite -5 points-4 points ago

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Fantastic. Thank You

[–]FartRobot -5 points-4 points ago

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Quit reposting this you butt. Fucking just stop you shit face

[–]Mangledmemegenerator -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]BananaRepublican73 -2 points-1 points ago

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"A vocal cord check?" BAHAHAHAHAHA. Overactive imagination is overactive.

[–]blaze_all_day -2 points-1 points ago

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Or if he's busy reposting old ass shit like a dick sucker, he's Ridikulusly gay.