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[–]Klunk32 20 points21 points ago

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I dont know guys. I trust Jeff's opinion. He's very trusted in the fitness community.

[–]Space_Masters 8 points9 points ago

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Whoa! Jeff's endorsing this? I'll take ten.

[–]Kuby 4 points5 points ago

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We only know him by his first name we are such good friends.

[–]philthadelphia 2 points3 points ago

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Plus, he must be one of the pseudo-athletes they were referring to!

[–]Framnk 0 points1 point ago

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Jeff's being very coy... He 'couldn't believe' how effective it was. It could have been 0% effective and he couldn't believe it.

[–]whales5431 16 points17 points ago

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[–]SpaceBee 33 points34 points ago

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Rockin' the 400+ pack, eh? That's hardcore. Brofist.

[–]SyKoHPaTh 22 points23 points ago

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468

[–]andyjim 0 points1 point ago

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Did you really calculate that?

[–]SyKoHPaTh 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, wasn't too hard. (X * Y) - missing squares (4 of those)

[–]evancalous 1 point2 points ago

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I own that exact cooling rack.

[–]the_reprizalizer 11 points12 points ago

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If Jeff says chicks dig it, who am I to argue?

[–]dontmasticate 13 points14 points ago

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He is holding the remote backwards.

[–]ductapejoe 9 points10 points ago

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Since using Strong Bad's ab-abber 2000, the ladies have been all up ons.

[–]michaelje0 4 points5 points ago

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Upvoted for bringing back the Strongbad.

[–]AnarchyAntelope112 3 points4 points ago

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Teh Interwebs have not been the same since he left

[–]chejrw 0 points1 point ago

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Last updated 12-22-10

sigh...

[–]SpaceBee 5 points6 points ago

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I wear one of these and a set of football pads under my shirt everywhere I go. Who needs to work out?

[–]glennrosehv 4 points5 points ago

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JEFF!

[–]WolfOnHigh 1 point2 points ago

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Sheba says, "Hey, Dad! It's recommended by psuedo - atheletes; you gotta have that!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Jeff is a wise man...

[–]coopaar 1 point2 points ago

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"Chicks dig it!"

[–]poteaser 1 point2 points ago

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"Chicks dig it" Umm, what happens when the shirt comes off?

[–]another_brick 3 points4 points ago

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Fat avalanche.

[–]Whodatjones1 1 point2 points ago

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Now those are abs made of steel.

[–]thewerd 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like the zoom in of his hand is really his balls hanging out of his boxers.

[–]Dropitdropitlowgirl 1 point2 points ago

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I was waiting for someone to notice this. My thoughts exactly!

[–]AthenaMSK 1 point2 points ago

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wow, i wish i knew about this before christmas, would of made a great gift to my boyfriend.

[–]Dyltreeno 0 points1 point ago

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my christmas present to my girlfriend was extra strong rubber bands that she could tie around her boobs lack of boobs so they swell to a more enjoyable size.

[–]AthenaMSK 0 points1 point ago

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o_O I'm glad I don't have that problem...

[–]Dyltreeno 0 points1 point ago

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Rubber bands come in all sizes in strenghts! Just sayin'. Never too late to give the gift that keeps on giving!

[–]PCLOAD_LETTER 1 point2 points ago

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[–]NecDW4 1 point2 points ago

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God damn you. I had forgotten about these, now i have to start watching them from the very beginning. lol

[–]wildguess101 0 points1 point ago

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If only it were this easy...

[–]TurtlesDontLikePB 0 points1 point ago

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Wait is this a real product?

[–]raymondo111 4 points5 points ago

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God I hope so.

[–]peterodactyl 0 points1 point ago

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Strong bad would be proud.

[–]DivineAna 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure this is one of those fake product boxes for trolling your family's Christmas presents.

[–]IsThisGoodOrBad 0 points1 point ago

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This is bad

[–]Foley1 0 points1 point ago

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So its a flab moulder?

[–]DogmaDog 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sad knowing that even one person has let that touch their stomach.

[–]Milvolarsum 0 points1 point ago

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That´s why we can´t have nice thing, humanity ಠ_ಠ

[–]Whats_goin_on2012 -3 points-2 points ago

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Here it is in action

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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lolol