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[–]mynamepickle 8 points9 points ago

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You're the sign, boss

[–]ImA_Towel 28 points29 points ago

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If you're gonna chug all that alcohol, you might spill some. Be sure to bring a towel.

[–]Zenith251 17 points18 points ago

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Pffft. You just want some free hooch, towel.

[–]ayures 11 points12 points ago

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You're a towel.

[–]MaybeOptimist 8 points9 points ago

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Your story is amazing, but there's just one problem...you're a towel.

[–]llort24 -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah? Well you're a beaner towel!

[–]ImA_Towel 2 points3 points ago

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You're all towels!

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 3 points4 points ago

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you boys wanna get hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh?

[–]jayseesee85 4 points5 points ago

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Zenith251 is not a towel, ImA_Towel is a towel.

[–]psychiccheese 4 points5 points ago

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[–]nbik 2 points3 points ago

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Hooch is crazy, man.

[–]muddzm 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Antrikshy 1 point2 points ago

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You're a happy frood.

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[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 0 points1 point ago

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Stop glaring at us four eyes!

[–]HUGE_BALLS 0 points1 point ago

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I always thought they were rolls of toilet paper...

[–]djcuze -1 points0 points ago

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Don't be ridiculous....We all know you hang it the other way

[–]alexbro001 4 points5 points ago

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well i don't want any trouble. let me just finish this and come back in a few minutes

[–]Wyrd_5 5 points6 points ago

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Sign is sad because it cannot do the chuggings.

[–]ken_NT 3 points4 points ago

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You're a sign not a cop!

[–]fakkuforever 2 points3 points ago

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Made this decision late at night outside my freshman dorm many a time. It went okay.

[–]FlutGOS 2 points3 points ago

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z06 in the background

[–]baordog 1 point2 points ago

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Unless in New Orleans: then do driving

[–]triggerheart 0 points1 point ago

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Mississippi too! How does allowing open containers in cars make any sense?

[–]pigpen5 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I see a sign like that, there is no trashcan to be found. Always about 20 bottles/cans/cups directly under it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I see a sign like that... it was a made up incident, because drinking in public at all is illegal in Connecticut.

[–]sponto_pronto 1 point2 points ago

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[–]thesoppywanker 0 points1 point ago

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Context: OP is a little league coach walking to a game in the park.

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

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Context: **OP** is a 
little league coach walking to 
a game in the park.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Cayos 0 points1 point ago

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I can see that sign being stolen quite often.

[–]ChickenFarmer 0 points1 point ago

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So, why would you want to go that way?!

[–]UniqueName2 0 points1 point ago

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Being that the earth is spherical in shape aren't you always beyond that point?

With that being said, shouldn't you always be chugging?

[–]jayseesee85 0 points1 point ago

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I like the cut of your jib, mate.

[–]zanhoshi 0 points1 point ago

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What a congenial way of putting it.

[–]Combustibutt 0 points1 point ago

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At the AC/DC concert in my town we had a similar rule. Couple guys in front of me in line had brought a case (24 cans) of beer and then found out you couldn't bring any in. Being the helpful person I am, I offered to help out... So yeah, five of us managed to chug those bastards down before heading in. Good times.

[–]WobbleHead 1 point2 points ago

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Magnetic Hill show?

[–]Combustibutt 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, Adelaide. You saw them at Magnetic Hill? Did you get stuck drinking goddamn XXXX too?

[–]WobbleHead 1 point2 points ago

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Worse. Fucking Labbatt I didn't like it, I drank it, but I didn't like it

[–]Diablo_En_Musica 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ImAllMilhouse 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should get a black marker and scribble in a comma after the "NO"

[–]senorchaos718 0 points1 point ago

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So now instead of someone casually drinking some alcohol, you have a completely ripped twatwaffle loose in the park. Thanks sign!!!

[–]LurkerPatrol 0 points1 point ago

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On the drive to the airport...

[–]spazzikarp 0 points1 point ago

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Better listen, a gazebo is watching...

[–]istillfeelyou 0 points1 point ago

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Hahahaahaha!

In Scots slang chugging = wanking!

[–]captainpeebles -1 points0 points ago

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You're the sign, boss

[–]randyjohns -1 points0 points ago

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You're the sign, boss.

FTFY