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[–]trev1691 56 points57 points ago

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i wish that were a little longer to see more of a reaction after impact

[–]Nuclearguitar 16 points17 points ago

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Testify!

[–]cygnusx1_ 38 points39 points ago

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COME UP IN THE SPOT LOOKING EXTRA FLY.

[–]kevinmjones 4 points5 points ago

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Til' the day I die.

[–]aceair 2 points3 points ago

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Ima touch the sky.

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[–]Halequin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]slipstar 0 points1 point ago

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Like the part with the tits.

[–]ocnev 25 points26 points ago

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I hate judgemental, nosy people who think they know what's best for you.

[–]Machts 2 points3 points ago

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I strongly dislike people who talk about people they hate.

[–]circumcised_frog 1 point2 points ago

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It slightly annoys me when people talk about people they strongly dislike.

[–]sit_I_piz 7 points8 points ago

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I hate all of you

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[–]SpaizKadett -5 points-4 points ago

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So?

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[–]larrynom 10 points11 points ago

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that's really mean, I've had some of my best sleeps during stats.

[–]stlouisbrowns 17 points18 points ago*

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ASSHOLE

Wish I was there. I'd have mopped the floor with your sociopathic ass.

[–]Jase534 16 points17 points ago

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The headslam is so exaggerated...

[–]kevinbobevin 11 points12 points ago

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I wouldn't say so. I only fell asleep in my high school morning biology class and BAM my forehead slammed the table in front of me and I snapped up instantly and embarrassed

[–]bru_tech 5 points6 points ago

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the embarrassment hurts worse than the pain....which actually isn't so bad usually

[–]Ziyad786 1 point2 points ago

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but what if she had a pimple?

[–]NoNeedForAName 3 points4 points ago

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Or what if the desk was made of electricity and she electrocuted her face and her face melted and no one would take her to prom?

[–]Jase534 2 points3 points ago

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The way it looks to me, it seems like it was staged. She seems to put in extra swing on the way down, as opposed to it looking like an object support being knocked from under it.

[–]Techre 1 point2 points ago

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She hits her head on a book.

And she curls up her back to hit it with her forehead, and not with her nose/face as you would expect.

[–]ohpollux 5 points6 points ago

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Once I fell asleep on one of the lessons in school. And woke up to my classmates laughter. Turned out the teacher told them to write some sort of an essay, and when the class went completely silent I started snoring. Never slept at school again. True story.

[–]Gortos 1 point2 points ago

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I always keep a biro in my hand so my neighbours don't have to do this - as soon as the biro falls to the ground, I'll wake up.

[–]SnareHanger 1 point2 points ago

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First day before freshman year, my friend was drawing at her desk with her head close to the surface. She sneezed. The next thing she knew, she had missed her first day of classes. She knocked herself out.

[–]doctorscurvy 1 point2 points ago

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What is that next guy wearing? Dude looks like a light blue pilgrim.

[–]SpaceFinger 2 points3 points ago

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would be great if she blew fire as she woke up

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[–]bcl0328 7 points8 points ago

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fus*

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh that awkward moment afterwards when she realizes everyone is looking at her...

[–]thewarmpandabear 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like Portia De Rossi.

[–]Shrikey 0 points1 point ago

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Voted best hair.

[–]Starbanned 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this once or twice before and it still never fails to make me laugh.

[–]Tangelasboots 0 points1 point ago

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A similar thing happened to me when I was 10/11 years old. Hit myself about 2 mm from my left eye and it actually broke the skin and caused me to bleed a bit.

[–]ArcticBro 0 points1 point ago

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Something about falling asleep in school facilities causes you to have the falling dream. School-1. You-0.

[–]freeman08 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone looks round after!!

[–]PolloDiablo 0 points1 point ago

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I fell asleep in sophomore English, and not being the first time this had happened, my teacher decided to just let me sleep.

I woke up well over half way through the next class period surrounded by strange people, I was confused.

[–]ackafoo 0 points1 point ago

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I actually did this to myself in an 8:00 zoology class. I'm in row 2 of a packed auditorium while the professor paces back and forth across the stage droning on in a monotone. Put my head on my hand and fell asleep. After my face hit the desk the prof stopped pacing and stared at me for 10 seconds before just continuing on with the lecture.

[–]yermah1986 0 points1 point ago

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I used to be so scared of public sleeping because I thought I would have a particularly physical wet dream or something else embarrassing. I was always the last to fall asleep because of this.

[–]learningphotoshop 0 points1 point ago

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I would prefer this. Last time I fell asleep they all just left me there until the next class came in.

[–]Xipher 0 points1 point ago

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My grandfather would let classes out if he caught someone sleeping. If they were too tired to stay awake for class they needed the sleep after all.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the kick doesn't work for everyone.

[–]Roaven 0 points1 point ago

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See, I don't facedesk when I lose my elbow rest, I just kind of drop my head a bit and then look around, feeling awkward.

[–]boznogel247 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I had the opportunity to do something like that lol.

[–]origamiguy 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, zero on the final.

[–]why_Charizard_why 0 points1 point ago

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Am I a bad person for laughing at this so much?

[–]keenansmith61 0 points1 point ago

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i like how literally everyone in the frame turns to see what happened

[–]outfoxedagain 0 points1 point ago

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She's exhausted, a single mother staying up all night after caring for her sick child...

[–]rwgordon 0 points1 point ago

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Pay attention, you may spot a repost

[–]Narfhole 0 points1 point ago

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What's with the vertical letterbox effect?

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

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Could someone go back in time and inform this gentleman he's an even bigger douche because he held his phone wrong?

[–]skohage 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else think it looks like a beginning to a Porno? I got that impression.. Weird

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

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HAWT

[–]stuckinapelican -1 points0 points ago

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Over. And over. And over.

[–]ShaggyR -1 points0 points ago

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I could watch this all night long :D

[–]roberto32 -1 points0 points ago

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rerererererepost

[–]ag3nt_cha0s -2 points-1 points ago

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Anyone else notice her eyes right before impact... Like she was bracing herself for it?

[–]anarchistsomalia -2 points-1 points ago

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Shit's fake, get mad.