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[–]PrettyBoyFloyd 239 points240 points ago

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The nuts were always off limit when my friends and I pulled shit like that on each other.

[–]Bashasaurus 13 points14 points ago

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I would like to say the same thing but when I think back I can remember standing around when one of my friends asks the innocent question "What did we have with pizza for lunch in school?"

One of my friends responds "I don't know, corn?"

The asker screams "fruit cup" and damn near picks up my other friend by his crotch resulting in him rolling in pain and everyone laughing. Unfortunately, fruit cup is something that I still fear to this day.

[–]smpx 3 points4 points ago

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When I was young, that game was asking "what's the capital of Thailand?"

When the victim answered "bangkok", the asker will hit the guy in the crotch (bang cock).

What the fuck were we thinking?

[–]onesnowman 0 points1 point ago

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In eighth grade we had whack-a-wiener wednesday.

[–]smpx 0 points1 point ago

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Alliteration! And they say genital abuse can't be educational...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I dont understand....

[–]Crimyote 7 points8 points ago

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What's not to get? He yelled "fruit cup" then picked the guy up by his balls. After seeing that I would rightly fear somebody saying fruit cup for quite some time.

[–]AsksWithQuestions 27 points28 points ago

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This is very true. I would never risk someones ability to make children.

[–]UnwiseSudai[!] 14 points15 points ago

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This makes the sperm stronger. Survival of the fittest and all.

[–]tau-lepton 26 points27 points ago

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger sterile.

[–]JakeCameraAction 107 points108 points ago

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Then you weren't doing it right.

My friend once told me "Hey, Jake, come here for a second."
I walked outside and he shot me in the testicle with an airsoft gun.

[–]IIdsandsII 91 points92 points ago

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Dude seriously, that's hilarious and awful.

[–]JakeCameraAction 39 points40 points ago

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I was curled in the fetal position on the floor of the patio for 5 minutes.

[–]IIdsandsII 23 points24 points ago

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Dude stop, I'm going to piss myself! I did that to somebody once, but with Salvia. I'm sure it was far more terrifying.

[–]sicinfit 64 points65 points ago

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You shot someone in the testicles with salvia pellets?

[–]IIdsandsII 38 points39 points ago

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More or less.

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[–]clothes_are_optional 12 points13 points ago

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[–]mutt124 54 points55 points ago

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Was he tripping balls?

[–]n52te 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Bipolarruledout 2 points3 points ago

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Not cool.

[–]Hiokami 5 points6 points ago

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WTF? Were you naked? The air soft pellets I've seen and felt don't really hurt through clothes and especially not through a normal pair of jeans.

[–]b1tch_please0693 20 points21 points ago

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Recreational airsofter here. Came to say that any gun shooting BB's faster than 375fps is going to sting a bit, even with jeans. And if you have big testicles, well, things could get pretty hairy.

[–]Hiokami 3 points4 points ago

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Huh.... Guess we had really shitty air soft guns then. lol

[–]Itsthejoker 8 points9 points ago

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Hairy... snerk

[–]abbrevia 2 points3 points ago

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Another airsofter here. 350fps is about 270mph. Nuts are always off limits on our games, it's pretty painful.

[–]i_flip_sides 1 point2 points ago

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Guy who got repeatedly shot in the balls with an airsoft gun while wearing pajama pants, because he would not stop egging on the shooter.

I felt a little sting, but not much else.

[–]ochso 0 points1 point ago

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But not many non-softers buy guns capable of firing at over 250fps.

[–]DJ_Deathflea 0 points1 point ago

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You are thinking paintball. Airsoft can get up to 400 fps

[–]ochso 0 points1 point ago

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What I meant is the cheap guns you buy in a sporting goods shop or something aren't the type of guns shooting 300+ FPS that would find in a normal airsoft game.

Airsoft can get up to 400 fps

Highest I've seen myself is 550 FPS but I've heard of 600+

[–]seabiscuittt 1 point2 points ago

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Hah. Tell that to my brother who bled when I shot him in the knee.

[–]Thermalfusi0n 1 point2 points ago

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He used to like airsoft pellets, I guess.. then he took one in the knee.

[–]Hiokami -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah... I'm definitely attributing my thoughts on air soft to crappy guns. I shot myself in the hand and barely got a welt. Guess I never had the real ones. My childhood could have been so much better.

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Common toy airsoft guns and the much pricier versions that you'd use in a real match are vastly different beasts -- could've been that he was hit with the latter. (some you get from a store are probably sub-100-fps, really brutal ones can break 600, and fire very, very fast).

For whatever dumbfuck reason when I was younger I let my friend unload with my M4 on my back from ~3 feet away, my entire back was purple.

[–]Hiokami 1 point2 points ago

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This is what I had. Not quite a "common" gun I'd think, but definitely not the kind y'all are talking about either.

[–]JakeCameraAction 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, jeans.

[–]Hiokami 0 points1 point ago

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Well, based on what I've read, I take it we were using cheaper/crappier air soft guns. I apologize if I have tarnished your manhood in any way. =)

[–]whitetzor -3 points-2 points ago

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Id agree with you on this..anything thicker than basketball shorts would absorb impact. We use to have airsoft wars, not even the sniper airsoft gun(spring loaded) could be felt through clothes.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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No, that's wrong entirely. I wouldn't bother being friends with people who might cause me internal and severe damage.

If anyone goes near that area, other than my fiancee, as a joke or not, I would react with violence. It's pretty simple, and most people would agree with me; You don't hit another guy in the nuts.

[–]GrassGriller 1 point2 points ago

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My friend had an electric airsoft P90. This was like ten years ago when they were all premium movie-quality guns. It was a full-auto/burst/semi gun. I took three rounds to the testes. Bad day.

[–]bricardo 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the first time I played paintball. There I was, going around a cabin house to look for a soft spot I could exploit, my courageous fellow soldiers close behind me, when all of a sudden, I'm being SHOT IN THE BALLS. Immediately I try to retreat, but my courageous fellow soldiers are blocking my exit, not having a fucking clue I'm being shot, and all the while my balls are the target. Finally, defeated, I managed to retreat.

tl;dr Shot in teh balls, couldn't retreat.

[–]Aszuul 0 points1 point ago

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why weren't you wearing pants?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]DJ_Deathflea 0 points1 point ago

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Pants are for men with plans.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -1 points0 points ago

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Twist: Your name isn't even Jake.

[–]Crimyote 0 points1 point ago

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Other twist: Your name really is Lord Jew van Cuntfuck.

[–]uptwolait 0 points1 point ago

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You'd never get a job on Jackass then.

[–]DriftingJesus 0 points1 point ago

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So you only tugged on the shaft? No ball play?

[–]AngryMogambo 0 points1 point ago

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That troll is either his dad, couzin, or an uncle, either way that male is a douche for doing that to a little kid.

[–]EnglishBulldog 124 points125 points ago

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Friends know that jokes that can damage testicles is out of the question. This is clearly Family.

[–]rmhawesome 6 points7 points ago

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I've seen this video before, it's a dad doing this to his son. I literally said what the fuck aloud the first time I saw it

[–]AliAtes 3 points4 points ago

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i guess he really doesn't want grand kids.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 5 points6 points ago

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Dude what? What kind of family hits you in the balls? And what kind of friends don't?

[–]tllnbks 37 points38 points ago

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lightly grazes LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK's balls with the flick of his finger

Welcome to the family!

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 13 points14 points ago

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Now this is my kind of family.

[–]SwampySoccerField -2 points-1 points ago

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No, family hits you in the balls. Its basically mandatory but the situations are generally called for.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

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My family have never had anything to do with my balls. Your family is weird.

[–]UnknownArchive 57 points58 points ago

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[–]dmwit 2 points3 points ago

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How do you fuck up the spelling of ol'?

[–]CaptainExplaino 10 points11 points ago

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This reminds me of the atomic situp joke.

[–]angryboobs 16 points17 points ago

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You do not stay true to your username.

[–]RedRager 10 points11 points ago

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You do not stay true to your username

[–]apalebluedot 1 point2 points ago

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You do not stay true to your username.

[–]gwhandle 2 points3 points ago

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You do not stay true to your username.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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You do not stay true to your username.

[–]theoctopusdoctor 10 points11 points ago

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I'M THE OCTOPUS DOCTOR!!!11!1!!!

[–]Dylanthulhu -1 points0 points ago

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If I stayed true to my username... I don't even want to think about that.

[–]fapswhiledriving 3 points4 points ago

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Last time I stayed true to mine...I rear-ended a truck.

[–]killit 0 points1 point ago

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I think it might be dead.

[–]BackflipJohnson -2 points-1 points ago

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You do not stay true to your username.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 14 points15 points ago

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sup

[–]BackflipJohnson 7 points8 points ago

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oh my god, it's you.

[–]Gtridr 0 points1 point ago

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You do not stay true to your username.

[–]DirtyTubbs -1 points0 points ago

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You do not stay true to your username.

[–]Cyberogue 1 point2 points ago

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You do not stay true to your username.

[–]DirtyTubbs 0 points1 point ago

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I beg to differ. I haven't showered, and my name is "Tubbs".

[–]AwkwardlyAwesome -1 points0 points ago

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I, uh....try my best to stay true to my username...

[–]AllTheDamnTime 23 points24 points ago

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Seen on reddit:

"Men socialize by insulting each other but they don't really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't really mean it either"

[–]EmeraldGirl 7 points8 points ago

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TIL All socialization is just people bullshitting.

[–]Cendeu 0 points1 point ago

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It may be because I'm 17, but most of the time I spend with my friends (certain ones) is insulting each other. We don't mean it, but it's hilarious.

For example, on Terraria I recently changed every gravestone on the server to something along the line of "[Friend's name] sucked too many dicks."

Can't wait till he finds them.

[–]Dylanthulhu 0 points1 point ago

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My friends keep putting a gravestone back into my house that says "Dylan tried to get away." It happened when I logged because we accidentally summoned the Wall of Flesh.

[–]Smurfen 0 points1 point ago

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37 of them? In a row?

[–]srikamaraja 2 points3 points ago

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Men hurt each other by evening the scales. Women hurt each other through total emotional devastation. No prisoners are taken.

[–]Euphoric 11 points12 points ago

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I like how the responsible adult was responsible. For the shovel.

[–]I_DONT_LIKE_REPOSTS 92 points93 points ago

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I DON'T LIKE THIS.

[–]Carwash1152 21 points22 points ago

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[–]cor315 23 points24 points ago

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That really doesn't need to be a gif.

[–]Soviet_Waffle 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Dylanthulhu 2 points3 points ago

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God damn, I love that fucking movie.

[–]Robincognito 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Crimyote 1 point2 points ago

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A moving .Jpg. What sorcery is this!?

[–]sfriniks 0 points1 point ago

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You can change the extension on an imgur link and it'll still work.

[–]Carwash1152 3 points4 points ago

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Eh, nabbed it off of Google so it's not like I wasted time on it.

[–]Ahania -3 points-2 points ago

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Does anything need to be a gif? I downvote them any opportunity I have. They're to reddit what ascii art was to digg.

[–]wallaceofspades 3 points4 points ago

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I've seen this before, but the last one didn't have the trollface.

[–]ProbabilityOfWhining 0 points1 point ago

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1

[–]TheMediumPanda 4 points5 points ago

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Wait,, maybe I'm just getting old but throwing a 10 kilo stone back over your head while blindfolded sounds like a recipe for spending the rest of your life in a wheelchair.

[–]hgrefdcadqqe 0 points1 point ago

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You're not old; you're just a pussy.

[–]CCNezin 10 points11 points ago

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HAHAHA

HE MUST BE IN SO MUCH PAIN

HAHAHA

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[–]ragoff 0 points1 point ago

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Kid's name was Norman.

[–]BroneB 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the same thing.... Made me laugh though.

[–]rabbitlion 5 points6 points ago

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That's not his friends, that's his parents. True story.

[–]themoop78 30 points31 points ago

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Making your friend unknowingly rack himself in the nuts is a thousand times better than you guys pretending to be friends with one another but instead are subtly causing each other to develop eating disorders and stabbing each other in the back.

We get the pain over with. You guys drag it out for years. I'd make the argument that men are much more humane than women could ever be.

[–]IIdsandsII 55 points56 points ago

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Ya girls are icky and stupid and gross and I hate them!

[–]Alistracious 4 points5 points ago

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Girls are grody!

[–]Cyberogue 1 point2 points ago

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And they have cooties! :|

[–]sndzag1 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah. Totes.

So anyway, if you're done using your's, can I have it?

[–]IIdsandsII 0 points1 point ago

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OK, but you just opened up a can of worms on yourself.

[–]Edso_828 17 points18 points ago

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BITCHES AMIRITE?!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I would rather take no friend if those are the two options.

[–]luckstaz 4 points5 points ago

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Wow, what a bunch of horse shit.

[–]Cendeu -1 points0 points ago

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It's true that I think a lot of guy's friendships are closer.

I'm not saying all. I'm just saying if you look at every friendship in the world, I think there will be more that are guy-guy. I have a friend who I would do anything for. Anything in the world.

[–]Aeneis 0 points1 point ago

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Eww..

[–]baseballrodent 0 points1 point ago

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Anything?

[–]token711 0 points1 point ago

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go on...

[–]fishy_smooches -1 points0 points ago

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Normal girls only do that until the end of eighth grade or so. You need to hang out with some real women.

[–]bagboyrebel 3 points4 points ago

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The troll face didn't add anything to the gif.

[–]linlorienelen 5 points6 points ago

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But it did cover the only face that would have been visible.

[–]bodaciousbilly 7 points8 points ago

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I don't understand how these sorts of things are really funny. I would just be super fucking pissed. Those guys look like a bunch of assholes. Sadistic assholes.

[–]sadpuppet 1 point2 points ago

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...There are so many ways that could have gone worse.

I was expecting the cinderblock to crash back down on his head

[–]atypicalreddituser 1 point2 points ago

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I can really relate to Season 2 of Ow My Balls.

[–]vetro 1 point2 points ago

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Friendship is magic

[–]Jrm1943 1 point2 points ago

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I showed this to my family and they didn't get it. How do you not get this? There isn't much to get.They don't understand humor i guess.

[–]indigomoon 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand why guys would do that. That is cruel.

[–]vonshavingcream 1 point2 points ago

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guaranteed, once that kid could see straight they all tried to figure out who else they could do this to.

Guaranteed!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The trollface ruined it.

You don't have to fit everything into your little box of memes

[–]weetchex 1 point2 points ago

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x-posting to /r/owmyballs

[–]7nights 1 point2 points ago

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I... I can't stop watching!

[–]cynicalMIND 3 points4 points ago

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that could do some serious damage...i mean i understand horseplay but this takes it too far

[–]TM1987 1 point2 points ago

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Meh repost.... But still funny as shit

[–]SgtFiddlestixx 0 points1 point ago

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Oh for fuck sakes. xD That's just so funny.

[–]jmact1 0 points1 point ago

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Aerostar- I've got one of those!

[–]Stinkupuss 0 points1 point ago

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Get them strong balls!

[–]RAWRJAY 0 points1 point ago

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The only way my bros would do this to me is if I deserved it. I think this is somewhere in the man code. Or am I wrong?

[–]Dylanthulhu -1 points0 points ago

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You're wrong. My friends and I have lit one another on fire, pushed each other into a lake... It never ends.

[–]TheAtomicMan 0 points1 point ago

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My friends and I came up with this great game once called Buzz Beer. What we would do is get drunk, then guess our BACs. We had a breathalyzer too. If you guessed within .01, you chugged a beer. If you were further off, you got tazered. Well, eventually one of my friends tazed another one in the balls, and the tazer disappeared shortly after.

[–]jam3sb 0 points1 point ago

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Trolltrocity

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I would seriously press charges if I were that kid, not even funny that's just fucked up.

[–]Coloneljesus 0 points1 point ago

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why don't they just kick him in the balls as soon as he is blindfolded?

[–]fogoticus 0 points1 point ago

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At least it lasts more than 1 week - 3 years mhm-women-ehem

[–]j0esj0es20 0 points1 point ago

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Why was he even throwing a brick over his head in the first place?

[–]DollarsforDerek 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure this was the kids dad.

[–]mostcool 0 points1 point ago

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Not Cool man, NOT COOL AT ALL.

[–]Sifraxus 0 points1 point ago

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He missed the target.

[–]ResidentWeeaboo 0 points1 point ago

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What friendship?

[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else notice that Mr. Trollface almost gets crushed by the brick?

[–]dan_t_mann 0 points1 point ago

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and in this episode of "Ow My Bawls"...

[–]monkeyolsen 0 points1 point ago

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if the container was not switched with the shovel, he would have missed

[–]meangrampa 0 points1 point ago

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They don't show you the part where later he recovers and beats him with that shovel.

[–]ChArGeR9559 0 points1 point ago

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True dat. When people see me hanging out with my mates, they always think we hate each other. But that's just coz our primary way of communicating is by taking the piss out of each other... constantly.

[–]gc391 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't do that kind of thing. Had one friend that thought bag tagging was hilarious.

Pro tip: It's not

[–]ricemilk 0 points1 point ago

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In the original, I believe, it's his father does it.

[–]havesometea1 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else notice that the person who put the shovel in place was an adult not a kid?

[–]Fett2 0 points1 point ago

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My friends would never do things like this. If you did something like this you'd get a broken leg.

[–]qoga 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting some awesome bro stories, yet i find people talking about testicles... ಠ_ಠ

Son, i am disappoint.

[–]Dimath 0 points1 point ago

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Only in America.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone else not physically abusive with their friends? Don't think anyone has tried to hurt my nuts since I was 14.

[–]ArchonofFail 0 points1 point ago

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This had me laughing for minutes. Amazing!

[–]ZwortniK 0 points1 point ago

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From an evolutionary perspective, I think nut shots are funny because we get to see our friends' fertility diminished without permanent harm to their person.

"Ha ha. You're slightly less important to the species now."

[–]pike1868 0 points1 point ago

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fuck you and your repost

[–]local_dj 0 points1 point ago

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One thing I've learned about getting hit in the balls is, its always funny when someone else gets hit in the balls.

[–]willjank 0 points1 point ago

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The best part is that they're better friends than their female counterparts.

[–]AmantisAsoko 0 points1 point ago

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Generalizing half the planet because of a gif of some rednecks is a strange, strange thing.

[–]Bipolarruledout 3 points4 points ago

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Just visit a middle school for 10 minutes.

[–]disgustipate 0 points1 point ago

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Jokes are funnier when they're told over and over and over again. This is no exception.

[–]Cyberogue 0 points1 point ago

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There's a reason that .gifs repeat themselves

[–]bananabro -2 points-1 points ago

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It's a guy thing...something females wouldn't understand.

[–]AngryData 6 points7 points ago

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It's an idiot thing...something normal people wouldn't understand.

FTFY

[–]reddeaddread -1 points0 points ago

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I don't see whats so funny about this low intelligence comedy.

[–]feetslapper -4 points-3 points ago

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Not funny.

[–]cuddlyogre -1 points0 points ago

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This kind of thing is why I don't have male friends.

[–]blaze_all_day -3 points-2 points ago

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8th repost I've seen in the last 10 minutes. What the fuck...

[–]bleeptheocean 0 points1 point ago

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complaints about reposts are more annoying, just saying.

[–]fenderhnk -3 points-2 points ago

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This might be one of the few times that Reddit takes from Tosh.0, and not the other way around.

[–]girlscantfight -1 points0 points ago

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I'm drunk

[–]_Robotz -1 points0 points ago

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This gif is as old as reddit. I'm throwing repoast flags all around it.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I have tea bagged many a friend while drunk. Which is worse?

[–]BroneB 0 points1 point ago

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I heard of a dude that tea bagged his bro, and wound up with herpes.

[–]dent_cap -2 points-1 points ago

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What differs a common troll from a evil master mind troll you might ask? Trolls find their victims sweet spot and they'll strike down upon it for the lulz. A true master troll on the other hand will trick the victim into doing so himself!

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -2 points-1 points ago

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You should try dying.

[–]Super_Fly_Ninja -1 points0 points ago

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You should try getting a life instead of posting shitty comments on reddit all day every day

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -1 points0 points ago

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You should try being nicer to people.

[–]Nazashi -3 points-2 points ago

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It totally looks like he was anticipating the hit.

Im calling staged. Probably still hurt like a bitch, but deliberate.