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[–]Acherus29A 228 points229 points ago

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When I was a kid I watched Dexter. When I grow up I watch Dexter.

[–]DotMpeg 70 points71 points ago

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Both complete with annoying sisters.

[–]Backupusername 61 points62 points ago

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"Ooh, what does this knife do?"

"Deb, get out of my kill room!"

[–]DotMpeg 20 points21 points ago

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Dexter will never have private fapping time

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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He'll just finish like a boss in front of her and she'll never bother him again.

[–]Ag-E 23 points24 points ago

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You've evidently not seen the latest season.

[–]Proeiliator 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah but one I like seeing naked...

[–]MercuryMouth 21 points22 points ago

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Yeah, Dee Dee was hot as fuck.

[–]eienshi09 19 points20 points ago

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Ahh....the old reddit switch-a-roo

[–]Biblical_Shrimp 8 points9 points ago

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I'm replying to this to get free karma from future reditors.

[–]toddybear 2 points3 points ago

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up vote my friend... however I think he meant Deborah

[–]fungasmonkey -1 points0 points ago

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A wise investment.

[–]biggerthancheeses -1 points0 points ago

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We in the know call it "karmengineering."

[–]biggerthancheeses 2 points3 points ago

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When do we get the new Reddit switch-a-roo?

[–]sbaste 1 point2 points ago

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I did it. I followed all of the links to the end. Felt like this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That is the most ridiculous way to get from Helsinki to D.C.

[–]greypiper1 -1 points0 points ago

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it never ends :(, and they're all different people

[–]Dinkmers -1 points0 points ago

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Ahh...the old "Ahh....the old reddit switch-a-roo"

[–]albequirky 2 points3 points ago

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Bitch didn't even have a torso

[–]DotMpeg 2 points3 points ago

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hell yea no torso mmm

[–]SirFappleton -1 points0 points ago

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[–]charming_asshole 3 points4 points ago

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But those legs went all the way up...to her neck.

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[–]TheInternetHivemind 3 points4 points ago

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Whoosh...

[–][deleted] ago*

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[–]DangerRaul 1 point2 points ago

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Then why the hell are you on reddit?

[–]phobius -1 points0 points ago

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is it pedophilia if they were the same age as the.. (dun dun DUUUN!)

CARTOON CHARACTER in question?

(after all, the original context was "when I was a kid I watched Dexter")

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Let's get a rule34 of the two of them doing...lesbian things.

[–]steinman17 2 points3 points ago

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Holy fuck balls mother of fuck!

[–]DotMpeg 1 point2 points ago

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I do like Deb's wordplay.

[–]640x480 10 points11 points ago

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When I was a kid I watched My Little Pony. When I grew up I watched My Little Pony.

... I think there may be something wrong with me.

[–]muffinheart 0 points1 point ago

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Perfectly acceptable.

[–]JubBieJub 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to post this, realized it was the top comment, nothing to do here.

[–]cjfb62 28 points29 points ago

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The girl in pink on the yellow bouncy thing is Selena Gomez.

[–]lathermeupgood 5 points6 points ago

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Wow, i thought she was an ageless Disney Princess.

[–]violetwaterfall 8 points9 points ago

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The girl with the glasses in front of Barney is Demi Lovato.

[–]Sean7031 21 points22 points ago

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T.V. watching > grammar

[–]FlyingPasta 18 points19 points ago

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[–]almightyzam 16 points17 points ago

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Upvote for you sir, but i just had to post the full clip from the 100th episode.

[–]SleepyOrange 6 points7 points ago

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Lily and Robin look hot in suits.

[–]ice2morrow 0 points1 point ago

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Lily and Robin look hot FTFY

[–]FlyingPasta 1 point2 points ago

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Oh sweet, you found it :)

[–]nostalgicBadger 5 points6 points ago

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Is this show trending right now, or has it been trending for years and I failed to notice, because I didn't decide until a week ago to start watching?

[–]MewsClues 7 points8 points ago

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It's pretty popular, into season 7 now. Though quality kinda drops off after season 5 and Ted is possibly the worst 'main character' currently on TV.

Watch it from the start; Barney is way more awesome in earlier seasons, Marshall is less whiney, Ted has is somewhat funny, Robin is less schitzo and Lily... is still the 'counter balance' character.

[–]nostalgicBadger 4 points5 points ago*

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I have been watching it from the start. It appeared on Netflix, which is why I'm watching it. I'm about to finish season 2 -- I've been watching it serially for the last three days. And yeah, I've been concerned about Barney's awesomeness dropping off if the writers try to "round out his character", which is a shame if it's true. I love his character in the early seasons. It's actually inspired me to buy more suits.

Edit: Also, my cousin and I have been constantly making references without ever acknowledging the show. We're going to be sharing an apartment soon, and we've already agreed to hang swords on the wall. Since there's a slightly shady flea market nearby, this plan is perfectly feasible.

[–]grumdrig 3 points4 points ago

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Cool. What show are we talking about again?

[–]pieguyfry22 0 points1 point ago

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That show with the guy. And they do that thing where they- ohhh haha you gotta see it, man, you gotta see it. It's called... ehhhh............... anyway, you gotta see it, it's so good.

[–]Shadowin 1 point2 points ago*

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Earlier in the evening, someone asked me what I did for living. I was suited up at the time and brushed off the question with an "ehhh."

[–]JoelMontgomery 2 points3 points ago

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Should have said "please"

[–]laddergoat89 0 points1 point ago

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Matshmallow is the best character.

[–]jonnypajama 0 points1 point ago

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that's true - Ted is getting way too mushy & annoying

[–]jayseesee85 0 points1 point ago

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I kind of like seeing Barney mature over the seasons. It is an interesting take on the party guy every group of friends seems to have.

[–]pathartl -2 points-1 points ago

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Dude, Lily's actress is terrible. She's the main reason I couldn't get into the show. Also, she was terrible in That 70's Show. She ruined a perfectly good season.

[–]Honey_Baked 0 points1 point ago

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I recently started watching it a few weeks ago myself. My boyfriend said I was wasting time with The Big Bang Theory and got me hooked on How I Met Your Mother instead. Just watching the re-runs now but I gotta watch it from the beginning. I love it.

[–]luminous_goldfish 18 points19 points ago

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[–]JoelMontgomery 1 point2 points ago

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That looks so much more like him that the other version, without knowing that it is NPH, I doubt anyone would be able to tell who the other version is

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I DIDN'T KNOW THE OTHER VERSION WAS NPH!

Mind=blown.

[–]jayseesee85 0 points1 point ago

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This is marvelous.

[–]checkmike 24 points25 points ago

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My roommate loves this show. I keep trying to get into it but honestly, I don't understand the appeal.

[–]Toof 15 points16 points ago

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I plowed through all 7 seasons in a week. The characters are pretty well-defined and it is great to see how they interact with the challenges thrown at them. Plus Barney is awesome.

[–]6times9is42 9 points10 points ago

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I always thought that the characters were pretty 2 dimensional. And I don't think I've ever laughed out loud to any of the jokes. And yet I still continue to watch it for some reason :/

[–]orkid68 2 points3 points ago

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When it first came on, it seemed like a good concept but your typical laugh-track dialog written by douchebags. Haven’t checked it out since it started getting a lot of fans, but how could it have changed?

[–]GeneralAverage 2 points3 points ago

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Where did you watch season 7? They have the first six season on netflix, but now I just gotta watch season 7.

[–]Toof 2 points3 points ago

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Torrents. Lots of torrents.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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check out movie2k.to or watchseries.eu They have every episode in good quality depending on the player. IIRC the best player is from putlocker or sockware, fast loading time and really good quality

[–]JoelMontgomery 0 points1 point ago

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I did the same thing just 2 weeks ago. Then I got to the last episode and had nothing left to do...

[–]MarSchAal 4 points5 points ago

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Your roomate might be four years old.

[–]Lay_Z 2 points3 points ago

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I know, right? A talking dinosaur‽ It boggles the mind...

[–]dopebob 4 points5 points ago

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I totally agree, I don't understand why people like it, seems like just another poor cliched American sitcom

[–]flyingnomad 7 points8 points ago

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Well, Barney is pretty legen - wait for it...

EDIT: - dary.

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[–]Bajin_Inui -1 points0 points ago

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it is just like all the talk with "epic" and "fail" things like that. Actually it is like reddit treating a meme. It gets beat to death. by everyone. ever.

[–]Tystero -2 points-1 points ago

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-dicious?

[–]pieguyfry22 2 points3 points ago

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Legendicious. I like the sound of that.

[–]Scuzzzy 2 points3 points ago

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Same here. Roommate likes it but I can't stand it. Doesn't seem any different from every other lame laugh track sitcom on TV. The jokes are basically the same thing over and over.

[–]alfx 3 points4 points ago

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you watched horrible shows as a kid, and horrible shows as an adult.

[–]Lakashnik2 4 points5 points ago

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Shouldnt it be When i GREW up rather than When i Grow up... IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE.

[–]ceejiesqueejie 1 point2 points ago

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This bothered me as well

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I, too, felt my grammar nazi sense tingling.

[–]FancyMoustache 14 points15 points ago

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I've watched about 7 episodes of this show and to be honest, I cannot, for the life of me, find the humor in this show. It's like friends, it's one of these shows I REALLY REALLY want to like since all my friends keep talking about it and say "HIMYM IS THE BEST SHOW EVER. THERE IS NO SHOW LIKE THIS ONE IN THE HISTORY OF TV", but I have laughed probably twice in all the episodes I watched. The episodes I watched were non-consecutive, so that might not help, but even if it were I don't think my opinion would change.

tl;dr this show isn't that funny

[–]deejayalemus 4 points5 points ago

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Ted's friends are funny. Ted's a douche (moreso now than at the start of the show).

[–]Ezekyuhl 1 point2 points ago

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Heh, "HIMYM" sounds like "hymen". But really, nothing wrong with not liking it, better to admit you don't like it, than fake liking it because everyone else says you are wrong. I personally like it because I enjoy the characters (Well, Barney- I mean, if you don't like NPH than something IS wrong with you, not Ted though, he is a little fuck-up.)

[–]phobius 4 points5 points ago

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yah - he's a whiney bitch.

I must say, I've always carried a bit of a flag for Alyson Hannigan/Willow/Lilly which is an added bonus - shame the character is (as someone else stated here) a 'balance character'

[–]paranoiajack 0 points1 point ago

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If you don't give Allyson Hannigan something dramatic or left field to do, she ends up being a bit of a bland actress. The writers should know this by now. Her talents are horribly under used.

[–]dopebob 1 point2 points ago

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see I like Friends and when this came out everyone was saying "it's the new Friends" but I really don't think it's on the same level, but maybe that's because I grew up watching Friends

[–]compaq007 2 points3 points ago

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HIMYM is nothing like friends. Friends was funny, had great characters and interaction between them, and had a great story with minimum drama. HIMYM is just a bad soap opera.

[–]laddergoat89 1 point2 points ago

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HIMYM is made by some of the creators of friends.

Joey=Barney Ross & Racheal=Ted & Robin (except they won't end up together like R&R, oh but Robin & Barney...Rachael & Joey anyone?) Marshall & Lily=Chandler & Monica.

I think the character development is just as good (or bad) as friends.

[–]dopebob 0 points1 point ago

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I would agree with this. I still laugh at Friends even though I've seen it all so many times

[–]brunudumal 1 point2 points ago

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that show should be centered in barney and be called: How I Bang Your Mother

[–]spatchbo 1 point2 points ago

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You know how I know you're gay?!

[–]zerointegrity 1 point2 points ago

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When I was a kid I watched Hey Arnold. When I grow up.. I still watch Hey Arnold

show's fucking awesome

[–]Neumaschine 1 point2 points ago

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I actually worked as a set painter/scenic artist, on the that very set for Barney in Dallas, when I grew up. I loved Barney when he paid my rent.

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 1 point2 points ago

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I can't for the life of me understand the appeal of this show.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sorry but that show is terrible.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot[!] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Veeveev 0 points1 point ago

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And there will always be singing.

[–]Standards_ 0 points1 point ago

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I grew up in the same town where Barney was filmed. Now that I'm home for the holidays my mother told me that her company's job is in the old building where they filmed it and that her co workers said the playground is still there. If I can get away from Skyrim I'll try and find it

[–]kingskeepmarching 0 points1 point ago

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Barney went on PBS just after I went from PBS stuff to nick jr. my younger brother loved it though. To get even with him for something I set his Barney on a hot lightbulb.

[–]BakulaSelleck92 0 points1 point ago

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Beebop was the shit.

[–]lickthecowhappy 0 points1 point ago

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if I had watched barney I would have thought this was awesome.

[–]Always_smooth 0 points1 point ago

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Ive had a how i met your mother marathon this week. I've watched 56 episodes of this in the past 4 days. True story, it's been legen.... Wait for it, dary!

[–]sonicoliver 0 points1 point ago

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When I was a kid I watched Ren and Stimpy, when I grew up I watched World Series of Poker...

[–]WetlandsDeputy 0 points1 point ago

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funny how things play out

[–]bosssss 0 points1 point ago

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but the purple barney was gayer

[–]Aggnavarius 0 points1 point ago

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I hated that purple abomination. I went to Halloween as the Barney Exterminator.

[–]jesus_____christ 0 points1 point ago

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The thing I like about this is that one of them is a sex offender and the other is not.

[–]NameTak3r 0 points1 point ago

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Poor Josh Radnor, he's been Mark Hamill'd

[–]crystalpindrop 0 points1 point ago

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yet, which one is more pandering?

[–]Wolfosaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Growing up I watched Doogie Howser. And I haven't watched anything with NPH since, so I still think of Doogie Howser when I see him.

[–]corennf 0 points1 point ago

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Stopped watching HIMYM around the end of last season. The characters (especially Barney) just sort of became parodies of themselves. And I feel that the show is rehashing all their old things.

[–]SocialisedMedicine 0 points1 point ago

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This picture refers to the shows Barney and Friends, and How I met your Mother.

[–]ice2morrow 0 points1 point ago

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Did you know that this particular picture of Barney (the purple dinosaur) you have posted features both a young Selena Gomez and a young Demi Lovato?

[–]idledebonair 0 points1 point ago

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You've maintained your low standards in television

[–]gt_9000 0 points1 point ago

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Friends indeed. Episodes 11-17......

[–]DotMpeg 0 points1 point ago

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Both take guys inside of them, but seriously NPH and Jason Segal are the shit.

[–]TheDeadGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Wat, Jason Segel isn't gay...not that it matters...

[–]DotMpeg 0 points1 point ago

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I know, just one of my favorite characters on the show.

[–]crazyfist -1 points0 points ago

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So you're saying you've always made terrible television choices?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Except for now, when the quality has taken a severe dip. The thing is like a soap opera now.

[–]fucking_leverpostej 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody tell me why this sitcom is so much better than all the other shit on TV. I've tried. I've really tried.

And I fucking hate it.

[–]idknox -2 points-1 points ago

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proof that you never outgrow bad taste

[–]GeneralMoondog -5 points-4 points ago

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Barney suit up!

[–]almto3 -1 points0 points ago

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fuck barney..

that creepy perv,,

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[–]mangwow 4 points5 points ago

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And unsurprisingly, both of them are more witty than you'll ever be.

[–]Backupusername -5 points-4 points ago

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Show of upvotes, who wants to know who the mother is already?

[–]phobius 1 point2 points ago

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would you have enjoyed Pulp Fiction more if you knew what was in the briefcase?

[–]Backupusername 0 points1 point ago

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Knew that "show of upvotes" crack would be well-received.

Anyway, it's totally Barney's biological sister.

[–]flat_dog -2 points-1 points ago

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Simon Dempsey and David Thorne?

Or is it Dwight Schrute and Jim Halpert?

[–]vikmaychib -3 points-2 points ago*

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If you watched magenta Barney and friends, either you sucked cock or you were a pedo fapping on those kids.