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[–]Stelfury 5 points6 points ago

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grab hair with finger tips, slide fingers down length of hair, if it's squeaky you've washed it.

[–]RedZevia[S] 1 point2 points ago

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What if my hair is only finger-width long?

[–]Stelfury 1 point2 points ago

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Could still work :/ try it?

[–]finalepic 0 points1 point ago

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It's long enough. So long as you can get a grip with you're fingertips, you're good. It just won't be a long squeaky sound.

This is one of three areas I have expertise.

[–]slouch31 0 points1 point ago

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i do this too

[–]justlikeheaven83 0 points1 point ago

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I do this all the time with flushing the toilet and locking my car (not at the same time)

[–]TheRealmsOfGold 0 points1 point ago

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Just so you know, your short-term memory holds information only for a couple of seconds. It's the part of our brain that holds pieces of information while our higher functions process them. Only in vernacular does it refer to memories from minutes or hours ago. Technically, this is also long-term memory.

Your comic's great; I just thought I'd share something I learned :-)

[–]RedZevia[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe it would've been better to say, "MEMORY, Y U NO CONVERT FROM SHORT TO LONG" or something, yeah?

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it, though.

[–]Soulseeker84 0 points1 point ago

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Same when you think about locking the housedoor

[–]RedZevia[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I've got a whole checklist of stuff that I've pounded into my muscle memory for my morning routine for that very reason. As I'm walking to the door to leave for work, I start patting my various pockets and such, going down my checklist: "Showered, ate breakfast, did dishes, brushed teeth, computer off, lights off, punch card, pen, belt, pants zipped, wallet, phone, keys, door locked, leaving on time... OK, good to go."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Not going to lie sometimes I shower half asleep then in about an in hour I think "when the fuck did I shower?"

[–]yttrx -2 points-1 points ago

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Ever since I started smoking pot in the shower about fifteen years ago, I've had the cleanest hair in the universe.