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[–]UnknownArchive 165 points166 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
NBA Orchestra 2coms 1pt 1mo funny
NBA Orchestra 76coms 818pts 1mo funny
Basketball Jazz Fusion 14coms 151pts 7mos pics
Photoshopping instruments onto basketball players yields entertaining results. 3coms 11pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]switchstyle 18 points19 points ago

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First comment of the top (least successful) repost =

hiss_spat_ima_cat: DOWNVOTE THE REPOSTER TO OBLIVION@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some are destined for doom and some just make it, like this one.

[–]infinifunny 18 points19 points ago

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The 'ol Reddit motto: If you don't get front page don't worry, someone else did.

[–]HomoErectus3 6 points7 points ago

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I think we all know why the last title didn't make it.

[–]tech98 0 points1 point ago

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Their grammar is too good?

[–]CheshireC4t 1 point2 points ago

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Does it make me evil if I upvote this photo every time I see it?

[–]berserker87 0 points1 point ago

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Coincidentally, this was also why reddit was made.

[–]Exulted 0 points1 point ago

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Basically he say..uhh...Fuck you in Nerd with Graph for middle finger.

[–]TheBlackHive 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you. I thought I was going to have to do this.

[–]loercase -1 points0 points ago

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You know, it's all about having a good title. This specific one is doing, and will do, the best, because of its catchy title. Well done OP. There's an art to reposting.

[–]TheWingedPig 72 points73 points ago

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It would be better if this was the Utah Jazz.

[–]UseTheSubjunctive 58 points59 points ago

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It would be better if this were the Utah Jazz.

FTFY

[–]frothtub 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my lord. I LOVE YOU.

[–]UseTheSubjunctive 1 point2 points ago

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I love you too, FedEx video poster.

[–]GillyDaFish 0 points1 point ago

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best novelty i have seen

[–]TheWingedPig 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, and my dad is a writer. I feel ashamed.

[–]mongo393 0 points1 point ago

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love it. only know subjunctive from spanish, but make sure to use it all the time in english. subjunctive is like the Bowser of the tense world. few like to use him, but when they do, they kick your ass. that made sense right?

[–]mein_kampfire 2 points3 points ago

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Would you upvote me if I were to say yes?

[–]mongo393 -1 points0 points ago

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upvotes regardless. i didn't really think it made much sense anyway.

[–]willymo 1 point2 points ago

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Not really, but I'll upvote ya brah.

[–]CheshireC4t 1 point2 points ago

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subjunctive is like the Bowser of the mood world

FTFY

Had you not mentioned kicking people's ass with a grammar construct I would have said nothing.

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[–]UseTheSubjunctive 38 points39 points ago

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[–]Sawwz 11 points12 points ago

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Redditor since:2010-06-27 (1 year, 6 months and 2 days)

well, here are the keys to the internet, remember to keep it parked in the shade.

[–]vegetaman 7 points8 points ago

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Dat username.

[–]fafafohi -4 points-3 points ago

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and that's your username, noone else noticed this?

[–]Zeyphersan 0 points1 point ago

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That's a woosh.

[–]fafafohi 0 points1 point ago

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I know nothing about subjunctive tense so it seemed legit to me

[–]dictatortot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]scottledouche 0 points1 point ago

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Does this work with bands as well?

[–]sneerpeer -2 points-1 points ago

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Now I don't know what to think anymore!

[–]GrenadoHencho 21 points22 points ago

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Metta Wold Peace on the keytar.

[–]TheChickenLover 46 points47 points ago

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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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That's rassist.

[–]TheChickenLover 2 points3 points ago

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but I also like chicken

[–]COPYCAPSCAT 1 point2 points ago

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best name

[–]Incoherentrant 0 points1 point ago

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This is better than the OP...Is there a way that a comment can overtake the OP link, we need to implement this if not.

[–]f0xpuppy 10 points11 points ago

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Tim Duncan: that look of concentration.

[–]GODOFTHUNDERR 7 points8 points ago

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I have a good feeling about the Spurs this year.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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You have a good feeling about the Thunder beating them? Me too. :-) (I'm a Grizz fan though.)

[–]Spurs4life 8 points9 points ago

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Go Spurs Go. I always knew Timmy had a musical side to him.

[–]mexipimpin 4 points5 points ago

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Living in SA, I find this to be one of the funniest redditor names so far...

[–]zeptillian 4 points5 points ago

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Reminds me of this famous one of when Lee Harvey Oswald got shot.

[–]LovesMustard 0 points1 point ago

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I have that on a t-shirt. Wearing it separates the world into two groups. Kinda like my Dark Side of the Moon necktie.

[–]SolidSean 20 points21 points ago

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I enjoyed it.

[–]zombiezelda 8 points9 points ago

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As did I.

[–]corbrizzle 1 point2 points ago

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Seen it before, upvoted anyway, because hey... funny's funny

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for not being like the other asshole redditors who turn into MASSIVE hipsters after a few years.

[–]random_multiplier 0 points1 point ago

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Shuddup.

[–]cive666 -2 points-1 points ago

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quite

[–]SpeakerinTheWindow 10 points11 points ago

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Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Gasol and Duncan Moving to Jazz!

And that's how rumors are started.

[–]itsrattlesnake 12 points13 points ago

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For reposts?

[–]severedfinger 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, do you mind if I post this on my Facebook page??

[–]rasmus9311 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, to edit pictures.

[–]mightypea 0 points1 point ago

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Before photoshop, you couldn't poorly cut and paste part of one picture onto another!

[–]ShadowMalice 1 point2 points ago

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That guy is playing his sax wrong. His right hand should be on the bottom keys.

[–]jelly_cake 1 point2 points ago

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And the bass is completely out of proportion, unless he's playing a tiny 1/2 size or something. Plus, he's plucking the bridge, which would hurt his fingers, and make no noise.

[–]StrictlyStupid 1 point2 points ago*

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As a sax player, this was the first thing I couldn't help but notice.

[–]ShadowMalice 0 points1 point ago

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Everytime I see it happen on pictures or on tv, I can't help but notice either. Sax player as well.

[–]cdny 1 point2 points ago

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Interesting. I thought this was why. http://imgur.com/2NjJo

[–]kyurah 1 point2 points ago

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Black guy on the bass. Classic.

[–]clam_chips 1 point2 points ago

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now that's what I call an NBA Jam

[–]Herborist 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, this pic... Welcome to the internet?

[–]jepthundersnow 1 point2 points ago

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that is a Saxofoul playing Bass-ketball. downvoting myself now...

[–]BustedGizmo 1 point2 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA! Was not expecting that! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[–]ChuckBartowskiX 1 point2 points ago

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so much fucking repost.

[–]femmeswag 1 point2 points ago

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PRE ROASTED

[–]wikipedia-brown 1 point2 points ago

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Is it bad I immediately got Baker Street in my head?

[–]REPOSTREPOSTREPOSTRE 2 points3 points ago

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[–]itisadouglasfir 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else not get the memo that today is repost day on r/funny?

[–]tick_tock_clock 1 point2 points ago

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It's always repost day on r/funny.

[–]Mdunndidit 1 point2 points ago

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So much soul.

[–]showurnuts 1 point2 points ago

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♪Ebony and ivory, living in perfect harmony♪

[–]PocketWocket 1 point2 points ago

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REPOSTS REPOSTS ROCKIN EVERYWHERE

[–]Dunnski 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't stop staring at it

[–]Gillybilly 0 points1 point ago

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I liked it, but I think you oversold it.

[–]greenfan033 0 points1 point ago

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At first I thought the point was this pic is perfect for replacing the saxophone with a penis, and took me 5 minutes that a basketball game is no place for jazz instruments..

[–]itsthedashi 0 points1 point ago

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Silly, that's not the Utah Jazz

[–]n1rvous 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda looks like Sexy Sax Man Sergio Flores

[–]GODOFTHUNDERR 1 point2 points ago

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It's the leather pants.

[–]cafenoir 0 points1 point ago

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Play that George Michael song.

[–]wineisfine 0 points1 point ago

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The sporting world needs more impromptu jazz...

[–]therewillbdownvotes 0 points1 point ago

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I thought this was the original

[–]borninthedark 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Yo-Yo Ma?

[–]same_vans 0 points1 point ago

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[–]senorchaos718 0 points1 point ago

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They should join the band "Oswald Rocks!"

[–]multiplesifl 0 points1 point ago

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The sports page from the paper was always great for altering with a pen.

I remember newspapers.

[–]Tyremmie 0 points1 point ago

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Play that one George Michaels song!!!

[–]adammcbomb 0 points1 point ago

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a very dramatic rest in the music

[–]slyguy183 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this picture so much, it doesn't even strike me that they're actually playing a basketball game.

[–]petjocky 0 points1 point ago

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This is why YouTube was made.

[–]shishkebob202 0 points1 point ago

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is it weird that "mr. saxobeat" immediately popped into my head after opening this picture?

[–]mrpotatoes 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like it would be safe for work porn. Thanks, Internet, for ruining my sense of wonder and whimsy.

[–]jrd08003 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for gasol!

[–]allisayiswtf 0 points1 point ago

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wtf

[–]ToucheCostMart 0 points1 point ago

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Pau Gasol's embouchure seriously needs work.

[–]Captain_Aizen 0 points1 point ago

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Easily the funniest thing I have seen all day.

[–]goawayfools314 0 points1 point ago

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Little do you know, they're actually playing those instruments.

[–]ballstein 0 points1 point ago

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Who's on the skins?

[–]louisckf 0 points1 point ago

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LOL well done.

need some Photoshop skills like that for http://LouisCKforPresident.com

[–]cheeeee 0 points1 point ago

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looks legit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wait...you're telling me those guys aren't actually jammin?!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!

[–]contrarianism 0 points1 point ago

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Repostastic!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What was Photoshopped?

[–]AgitpropAndApologia 0 points1 point ago

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SFW porn is just getting confusing now.

[–]Only_Say_yes 0 points1 point ago

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yes

[–]thelogikalone 0 points1 point ago

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It's making shit like this that got me a fulltime job.

[–]TriumphantMe 0 points1 point ago

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Wrong! Photoshop was made to make boobs bigger.

[–]jesusapproves 0 points1 point ago

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Would have been way better if it was a picture with the Jazz team.

[–]werewolfmask 0 points1 point ago

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Oldie but goldie.

[–]sac-a-dos_man 0 points1 point ago

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Saw this posted up on walls while playing tf2. Made it that more fabulous to play.

[–]atimian 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, and also photoshopping dicks into people

[–]assholebiker 0 points1 point ago

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Classic saxophone Photoshop mistake: jamming the reed far enough down the guy's mouth to gag him.

[–]kflower 0 points1 point ago

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older than the internet. well, after that game obviously.. my point is I've seen it and are therefore better than you because of some superiority construct i suffer from.

[–]LetsGetRamblin 0 points1 point ago

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This cracks me up but I would have done a Page/Plant thing since those two would often lean against each other just like that. Give Gasol a mic and Duncan one of those guitars that are, like, double guitars.

[–]AeBeeEll 0 points1 point ago

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They can't get lost! They have instruments!

[–]Andynym 0 points1 point ago

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Hey look, the first ever reddit post.

[–]crank1000 0 points1 point ago

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This was very likely the very first image ever posted on the internet. Why does this keep showing up on my Reddits?

[–]razthecat 0 points1 point ago

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new to me and funny as hell.

[–]GrandMasterMara 0 points1 point ago*

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I think the internet broke a new record today.

This is why Photoshop was made

Epic speed.

[–]makgzd 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't even realize this was photoshopped. I looked for a way that the picture could have been changed to look sexual. I didn't even notice that the instruments were added to this photo. Such is the Internet.

[–]ballpressure 0 points1 point ago

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a bazillion internet points to the first person who can play the sax with an open mouth

[–]IngridTheStar 0 points1 point ago

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Well done sir

[–]Braddigan 0 points1 point ago

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Someone Photoshop a basketball in.

[–]B0Boman 0 points1 point ago

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So... photoshop was made to achieve a simple effect possible in MSPaint?

[–]joemarzen 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for reposting this amusing picture I've never seen. Really

[–]SBjellybean 0 points1 point ago

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Slappin the bass mon

[–]awesomealex 0 points1 point ago

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His hands are on the wrong side to play the saxophone.

[–]Dylshow 0 points1 point ago

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This is why basketball players don`t play instruments

[–]cliffdawg10 0 points1 point ago

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moar reposts!

[–]nickhem12 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see this I die laughing.

[–]lambofield 1 point2 points ago

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Rest in peace, bro.

[–]nickhem12 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks random eulogy guy!

[–]Redequlus 0 points1 point ago

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i thought he was a terrible eugooglizer

[–]nickhem12 1 point2 points ago

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You didn't think I knew what that was did you???

[–]TheJucheisLoose 0 points1 point ago

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I'm from /r/classicalmusic and that is a cello, not an upright bass, so this photo makes no sense, because that's not how you play a cello. Yes, we are all stick-in-the-ass dickholes in /r/classicalmusic, and proud of it!

[–]colbysax -1 points0 points ago

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It's a repost. But a repost that I don't mind seeing over and over.

[–]fuccess -1 points0 points ago

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At first I was going to complain about the people who are always complaining about reposts. Then I thought about how there are probably always people who are always complaining about the people who are always complaining about reposts. And instead of complaining about the people who are always complaining about the people who are always complaining about reposts I decided to go two steps forward and complain about the people who are always complaining about the people who are always complaining about the people who are always complaining about the people who are always complaining about reposts.

Those people are ridiculous.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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[–]frothtub -1 points0 points ago

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As a sports photographer I support this fully and thought it was really hilarious

[–]slipperydippery -2 points-1 points ago

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epic

[–]Paultimate79 -2 points-1 points ago

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Haha best laugh I got today.

[–]choonage -2 points-1 points ago

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nailed it