Forever alone level 1000.

andrethecat · 7 months

You can tell the rich guys from the poor.

HumanPersonMan · 7 months

Guy in the back has 3 of them, he must be the leader.

dleacock · 7 months

I'd be embarrased to have brought the cheap ones

upvoteCity · 7 months

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qolop · 7 months

This isn't forever alone. Don't you notice that these guys are together with each other?

That counts for something.

troglodytes82 · 7 months

Do you think there was a meet and greet before hand and the two girls in the front row decided they wanted to sit together?

this_is_notreal · 7 months

anyone remember the post about the guy who lives with those strange animal dolls?

Who-cares · 7 months

This one photo has changed my perspective on so many things.

Ifunctiononkitkats · 7 months

The saddest part is the hand holding.

Dofleini · 7 months

Where's Lars?

ashmt · 7 months

Is it weird that I find one of them mildly attractive?

throwaway123454321 · 7 months

This isn't funny. It makes me sad for people who long for a sense of connection with others and decide that a humanesque doll is better than just being alone. This makes me really grateful that I have my wife.

ValorIsLost · 7 months

My girlfriend does this adorable thing, where she doesn't exist!

grundose · 7 months

ughh.. I hope this isn't actually a wife swap...

mal_loup · 7 months

I went from "How is everyone else not feeling awkward about that one guy in the front row with a fucking doll?" to "...Oh. Oh God."

360walkaway · 7 months

Why are there two dolls sitting next to each other in the back?

seagullsong · 7 months

Man, I remember finding a website for dudes with sex dolls, and it was so creepy. They made fake accounts for the dolls that did nothing but giggle and talk about how awesome and sexy their guy was. The dudes would even post pictures of themselves and their doll on vacation, like "here's Cindy and me at the National Park", and all the other users would say what a cute couple they were.

Vagfilla · 7 months

Go back and open the picture again. Now picture each of those guys on top of their doll humping away. Go ahead, I dare you.

Bacon_Hero · 7 months

I'd be embarrassed to have one of the low quality ones

RNRSaturday · 7 months

Dear, lord. Someone please tell me this was photoshopped. I mean, those dolls wouldn't really go out with those guys, would they?

bhermit · 7 months

The blonde seems more fun than the brunette and the brunette seems like a bitch.

vagrantwade · 7 months

I'll be in my bunk... Ordering my future wife.

bananus11 · 7 months

Bruce Wills got a blonde hottie.

Scarfington · 7 months

Daaamn. This picture was so confusing at first. I just saw the one doll in the front at first, and then I was like "oh man where is this guy? What do these other people think about this?" and I slowly realized that EVERY SINGLE FEMALE in the room is actually a doll.

man. That was slowly unfolding layers of WTF.

Montrealgirl · 7 months

I know the real looking ones are real dolls but what are those muppet looking ones??

DingDongHelloWhoIsIt · 7 months

Here's the twist: the dudes are the dolls

fronc · 7 months

Still a better love story than Twilight

Caffeinated_Coyote · 7 months

Strange, but it reminds me of the episode of My Strange Addiction where they followed a guy who lived with his RealDoll and had a very serious "relationship" with her. By the end of the program, he was still very serious about it, and said he thought more and more people would be turning to "the synthetic option." o_o; I guess it's more common than I thought.

vampyprincess88 · 7 months

The guy in the back with 3 of them is totally an inflata-playa

scrimsims · 7 months

Front row, stage right needs to up his game.

ecu4awhile · 7 months

Is that Kevin from the office?

afterbirthbuffet · 7 months

None of those dolls are sitting very lady-like

RedSquaree · 7 months

...

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Real Doll Convention (is +1 guest required in RSVP?)	2^coms	-3^pts	2^mos	funny
Just a few happy couples.	2^coms	3^pts	1^mo	WTF
Didn't know if this best fit here or in /r/creepy	2^coms	8^pts	1^mo	WTF
Apparently, not a fuck was given.. I hope.	4^coms	-5^pts	2^mos	funny
Why I enjoy going on group dates.	3^coms	-8^pts	2^mos	pics
Lars started a movement! [Or, Forever Alone Convention]	3^coms	3^pts	2^mos	pics
This is a man cave	9^coms	-3^pts	2^mos	pics
Reddit admins' wives [Fixed]	2^coms	1^pt	2^mos	reddit.com
Forever Alones Anonymous	9^coms	-5^pts	3^mos	pics
.. What?	29^coms	8^pts	3^mos	pics
Forever alone...Together.	1426^coms	1968^pts	3^mos	WTF
If you're ever feeling pathetic, just look at this picture.	4^coms	0^pts	3^mos	pics
The loneliest group of people you will ever see	10^coms	8^pts	2^mos	pics
Forever alone...Together. [fixed]	1^com	-8^pts	3^mos	WTF

[deleted] · 7 months

Oh man tell me about it. That man in the pink superman shirt. What was he thinking?

Xysten · 7 months

Whos the ladies man in the back with three, countem, THREE, hot chicks? That dude is pimpin.

matchboxtw20ty · 7 months

Those are some hott babes.

LordMcDoogleberg · 7 months

At first I just saw the front row doll being crappy and I was like ya that guy is forever alone. Then I realized that they were all dolls and I thought to my self "oh I get it they are all dolls but the guy in the front just has a crappy one so thats why hes forever alone"...... This picture is killing me.

reverse_ · 7 months

yeah how forever alone. I haven't seen a belt clip for a cell phone in ages!

Never_Approves · 7 months

The guy on the right needs to step his game up. His bitch is ugly.

mikesername · 7 months

You can still tell who are the guys with money.

foreverwindblown · 7 months

christina aguilera wants it!

IIoWoII · 7 months

I see this is clearly a society that respects old age, as seen by the quality of the women the older men get.

dmasa · 7 months

The dude in the back looks like Mikey from American Choppers.

PromethiumX · 7 months

Still more action than I get

pyrrhicvictorylap · 7 months

I wonder if after the lecture there's a reception where they introduce their partners to everyone. What's the protocol? Like if you are too outgoing to another man's wifedoll, will he stew over it? Think something's up? Where do these sad bastards draw the line between "I know it's a doll" and "Fuck you, that's my wife"?

bird_with_teeth · 7 months

That doll at the front looks identical to Bianca in Lars and the Real Girl...

curious_bi-winning · 7 months

I think the chances are very high of one of them being a Redditor.

hexelcolor · 7 months

Level 1000 indeed

RockyTalkie · 7 months

Do non-whites do this?

CptOfTheGravyTrain · 7 months

At first glance I thought the subject was the guy in the far right with the inflatable doll with huge tits I was like " wow, he brought a blow up doll while everyone....wait a minu...oh dear god, they're ALL DOLLS" shudders

catfacem3n · 7 months

Guy in the back left has awesome hair.

andrewsmith1986 · 7 months

Wasn't this the top post a few weeks ago?

vagrantwade · 7 months

The one in the maroon shirt gave me wood.

Errorr · 7 months

That girl with the jeans...looks so real

TheModestProposal · 7 months

Is the girl in the back right real? =/

scootteddy · 7 months

Ew. Guy in pink Superman shirt. Sweaty. Yucky.

KayakMarket · 7 months

At least they're smiling.

Ifunctiononkitkats · 7 months

I thought only the first row one was a doll, and that the other lady's were acting uncomfortable because of it. But oh how wrong was I...

funny

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