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[–]andrethecat 490 points491 points ago

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You can tell the rich guys from the poor.

[–][deleted] 168 points169 points ago

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Those realdolls starts at $6000 !!

[–]mauxly 81 points82 points ago

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You MUST read the testimonials on that site. It's like finding a secret doorway into a new level of Forever Alone. Check out the thumbnail pics of the 'new girlfriends'. If you click they open to full size pics. Some of the poses...oh shit.

Humans are so fucking weird.

[–]GunmetalJane 47 points48 points ago*

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If you read the one that starts with "My sweet Jenny arrived yesterday at home!!" like it's Forrest Gump writing it, it adds to the sadness.

[–]mauxly 66 points67 points ago

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Did you see the one from the guy who kept saying that he's still hoping that he'll find his real life soulmate one day, but until then, the love he has for his doll will hold him over. That guy has tied a cement block to his feet and tossed himself right into the Forever Alone River.

Oh god, heartbreaking. I'm a chick, and I love the fuck out of my boyfriend, but if I found out he had a doll girlfriend before me there is no way I'd be able to have sex with him again.

Shivers....

[–]StJudas 31 points32 points ago

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He has, check that box in his basement.

[–]mauxly 11 points12 points ago

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Can you imagine? OK, not so bad as finding a secret CP stash, or earings made of hooker fingers....but oh god...I'd die. And then I'd die a little for him, I mean, to be that lonely.

[–]StJudas 29 points30 points ago

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He has those too, check his attic.

[–]cbo97 5 points6 points ago

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I sold him the hooker finger earrings. They are handpicked and crafted from only the finest quality of hooker finger. How dare you look down upon my artistic expression.

Note: Hookers WERE harmed during the making of this product

[–]wulfgang 8 points9 points ago

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"I love the fuck out of my boyfriend..."

The beauty of your sentiment nearly brought me to tears. I too once "loved the fuck out of" someone. I need a drink ;)

[–]cbo97 3 points4 points ago

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just don't buy a doll whatever you do

[–]_mr_hands_ 19 points20 points ago

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It's interesting how our culture finds it acceptable for a woman to own dildos and vibrators. It's pretty much expected. Yet we find it deplorable and disgusting that a man might have a pocket pussy. Of course that's not the same thing as a doll, but my point still stands.

[–]mauxly 8 points9 points ago

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I have absolutely no problem with the fleshlight. Sorry it came across that way.

[–]finest_bear 4 points5 points ago

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Dear God I am not only creeped out but relieved that I am somewhat normal at the same time

[–]afterbirthbuffet 202 points203 points ago

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LOL @ the optional penis attachment

[–][deleted] 178 points179 points ago

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I know right? Why make such a standard feature optional!

[–]Klaveir980 57 points58 points ago

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well obviously I'm getting the cock DUH!

[–]TrustMeImHigh 41 points42 points ago

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read this again, in Gob's voice.

[–]cheeseburgertwd 61 points62 points ago

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You think the guy with a $6000 Realdoll is going to get a real girlfriend? COME ON!

[–]GimmeKarma 62 points63 points ago

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AMA Request: Guy with the $6000 Realdoll

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

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$6000 and shes still the cheaper option.

[–]Zanhana 12 points13 points ago

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I've made a huge mistake.

[–]ocarinaofrhyme 49 points50 points ago

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you can also add elf ears... which, in a way, seems even worse.

[–]mischanix 34 points35 points ago

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The service now integrates with the WoW armory. It's like figureprints, except more interactive.

[–]lordpickle 6 points7 points ago

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Always wanted to fuck a Draenei......Hmm

[–]StuartGibson 9 points10 points ago

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LISTEN!

[–]IFuckinRock 61 points62 points ago

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This is one of those links that makes me wonder if I should delete my browser history, smash my computer, then burn it with fire just on the off chance i die of a heart attack and someone checks my browser history.

[–]kihu 39 points40 points ago

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From customers testimonials:

We are some days further now and I can say: it is getting better and better. The things you discover... The things you can or must do: go shopping for her, taking care of her (washing, powdering), dressing her up, moving her,... Kissing her, caressing her, cuddle her, laying next to her, holding her hand, brushing her wig,... too much to mention :-)

[–]damontoo 23 points24 points ago

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I woulda gone with fucking it but I guess powdering it is sorta hot?

[–]sockpuppetprime 11 points12 points ago

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The testimonial writer left it implied. I mean, why else would he have to wash her?

Wait, don't answer that.

[–]sparklyteenvampire 4 points5 points ago

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Ugh, that hurt just to read.

[–]ItsPrisonTime 41 points42 points ago

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I had to open this in chrome incognito mode. gah.

[–]GoodOrEvil 24 points25 points ago

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Looking at buying one as a present for someone?

[–]drmoo66 4 points5 points ago

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For my penis actually.

[–]Garrrr_Pirate 43 points44 points ago

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Add shemale converter for $399. Thats quality and value.

[–]Swiss_Cheese9797 40 points41 points ago

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That's like 10 fuckin Glocks!

[–]Cyrus622 16 points17 points ago

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You sir... are speaking my language

[–]TheBakedPotato 27 points28 points ago

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I love that the skin tone limit is 'light African'. They know their audience, I guess.

[–]Panthertron 11 points12 points ago

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i like the dark meat :(

[–]drummererb 9 points10 points ago

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Boy Toy Dolls look like they came from Team America World Police

[–]AnswersWithAQuestion 3 points4 points ago

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Is it safe to assume that sex robots exist by now? I haven't clicked the link b/c I'm at work, but I assume the vaginas are penetrable. All you have to do is add a motor to provide a little movement, and...

That wouldn't be quite the level of Jude Law and the other robots in A.I., but definitely going in that direction.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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To cure your curiosity at work, yes it's a full penetrable sex doll.

[–]HumanPersonMan 438 points439 points ago

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Guy in the back has 3 of them, he must be the leader.

[–]authorless 299 points300 points ago

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Alpha Forever Alone.

[–][deleted] 335 points336 points ago

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Nah, just mormon.

[–]OmegaArcadia 73 points74 points ago

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What's Romney's forever alone level?

[–]Coffeh 626 points627 points ago

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unpresidented

[–]kahmikaiser 72 points73 points ago

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slow clap

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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+500 Scrabble Points and an upvote.

[–]removeoneword 34 points35 points ago

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you win, im done with reddit for the rest of today. Not going to find anything better.

[–]SelectaRx 50 points51 points ago

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Wow. Just... fucking wow.

[–]givegodawedgie 17 points18 points ago

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New front runner for comment of the year.

[–]RexArcana 4 points5 points ago

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Actually, I see this one running in second place throughout the whole race, while different flavor-of-the-week comment leads the polls.

[–]GhettoDoctor 57 points58 points ago

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This would make a great AMA.

[–]ricecows 23 points24 points ago

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Nah. It's his girl to the right of him (left in the picture). The blonde doll brought the other doll.

[–]HailPresidentSkroob 12 points13 points ago

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Maybe the blonde is also his doll, and is bisexual, and brought her own doll.

[–]mwproductions 11 points12 points ago

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Does he have three, or is the realistic looking one actually a real woman with a doll of her own?

[–]aletoledo 6 points7 points ago

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Are you certain the blond at the very back is a doll?

[–]dleacock 148 points149 points ago

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I'd be embarrased to have brought the cheap ones

[–]Howisdiscool 247 points248 points ago

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"The fuck Colleen, I fucking told you to look nice. This isn't one of your skank parties."

[–]Arcon1337 10 points11 points ago

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[–]mroglolblo 147 points148 points ago*

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Maybe he's cheating on his premium real doll wife with a cheap one. Kind of like Tiger Woods fucking trashy cocktail waitresses with a hot model wife at home.

Plus it seems like the cloth ones could take a lot of abuse, could smack her around with an aluminum baseball bat with no damage, plus if they're only 400 bucks you could have 12 of them tied up in a torture dungeon for the price of one. Have his premium wife propped up in the back like she's masturbating and cheering him on ashe holds electrodes hooked up to car batteries on their cloth nipples till they burst into flames. Then has wild "post-murder high" sex with her on a pile of charred corpses.

He could even send in cryptic letters to the police confessing to his "crimes" and deliberately lets himself get caught but when the swat team raids his sex dungeon they just find a bunch of burned real dolls and he tearfully offers himself up to be cuffed "I deserve to die for what I did" and the cops explain that while the scene is fucked up they can't really charge him with anything.

Wonder how weird the sex lives of these guys gets. Does cuckolding happen where a guy watches another guy fuck his real doll? Wonder if a guys ever gotten so angry and jealous that he snaps and kills another guy during a cuckolding session. Do they have real doll gangbangs and bukkakes during the last night of conventions? Is anyone else turned on by the idea of a hot woman getting a male real doll and calling her best friend telling her she just picked up a really hot guy and she should join her for a threesome and she's really weirded out when she gets there and realizes he's a realdoll, but agrees to it anyways cause she's always had sexual feelings for her friend even though she's straight?

[–]mogul218 20 points21 points ago

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I have you tagged as 'Weird Motherfucker with good stories'. Can you answer your AMA? Inquiring minds want to know what is in that head of yours!

[–]kyle1320 6 points7 points ago

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I also have him tagged as "Weird motherfucker with good stories." Every time, he does not disappoint.

[–]helioglyph 6 points7 points ago

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I tagged him as 'Gonzo Erotica'

[–]Rotten194 10 points11 points ago

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I have him tagged as "the Dostoevsky of shit". I'm not really sure why...

[–]space_platypus 6 points7 points ago

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You're tagged "Crazy Story Guy" for me. You never let me down.

[–]lordpickle 5 points6 points ago

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Umm.....Wtf did I just read?

[–]dleacock 5 points6 points ago

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Am I responsible for this?

[–]DasGier 2 points3 points ago

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I think this is one of the funniest things I've ever read on the internet. I was reading this at my desk at work and distracted everyone with how loud I was laughing. I am now unable to explain what I was laughing at because...well...

[–]mroglolblo_saver 5 points6 points ago

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Maybe he's cheating on his premium real doll wife with a cheap one. Kind of like Tiger Woods fucking trashy cocktail waitresses with a hot model wife at home.

Plus it seems like the cloth ones could take a lot of abuse, could smack her around with an aluminum baseball bat with no damage, plus if they're only 400 bucks you could have 12 of them tied up in a torture dungeon for the price of one. Have his premium wife propped up in the back like she's masturbating and cheering him on ashe holds electrodes hooked up to car batteries on their cloth nipples till they burst into flames. Then has wild "post-murder high" sex with her on a pile of charred corpses.

He could even send in cryptic letters to the police confessing to his "crimes" and deliberately lets himself get caught but when the swat team raids his sex dungeon they just find a bunch of burned real dolls and he tearfully offers himself up to be cuffed "I deserve to die for what I did" and the cops explain that while the scene is fucked up they can't really charge him with anything.

Wonder how weird the sex lives of these guys gets. Does cuckolding happen where a guy watches another guy fuck his real doll? Wonder if a guys ever gotten so angry and jealous that he snaps and kills another guy during a cuckolding session. Do they have real doll gangbangs and bukkakes during the last night of conventions? Is anyone else turned on by the idea of a hot woman getting a male real doll and calling her best friend telling her she just picked up a really hot guy and she should join her for a threesome and she's really weirded out when she gets there and realizes he's a realdoll, but agrees to it anyways cause she's always had sexual feelings for her friend even though she's straight?

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[–]upvoteCity 123 points124 points ago*

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I count seven dolls. Did the two in the back come alone? If so, then the ratio of dolls to guys is so good, even I might be in with a chance!

[–]scelerat 172 points173 points ago

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Trick question. Only the men come.

[–]MindlessDream 31 points32 points ago

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I was checking out the chick behind the guy in the red shirt for about 10 seconds...then i realized.

[–]CouldIFapToThis 47 points48 points ago

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I was unable to fap to this.

[–]hydrogen_wv 103 points104 points ago

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Rookie.

[–]CouldIFapToThis 13 points14 points ago

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Fapping for the greater good since 1991.

[–]The_Sleepy_Fapper 6 points7 points ago

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Passed out before completion. I failed.

[–]Moozhe 89 points90 points ago

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My first thought was "haha that guy in the front row has a doll for a girlfriend, everyone else must think he's such a loser".

[–]Tazzok 87 points88 points ago

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I wonder how the guy on the far right felt after realizing he showed up with the ugliest doll.

[–]shorty6049 42 points43 points ago

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that'd be pretty embarrassing... showin' up with my sock-em bopper....

[–]cessik[S] 161 points162 points ago

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Forever Alone Convention 2011: Reno, Nevada: Holiday Inn

[–]geekmomwho 91 points92 points ago

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ahh you've been here

[–]i_dno_do_u 101 points102 points ago*

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I saw the documentary about people with real dolls, and shit it was fucking depressing...
Other link to the documentary ; Thanks to DirtychrisT

[–]PreyMonkie 31 points32 points ago

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watching the documentary now. trying to be open minded, but the only thing that goes through my mind is.

this is mental

[–]WizardsMyName 12 points13 points ago

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I realised at some point during that documentary that I was making a decision about which of the owners was using the dolls in the most healthy way.

Which guy here is being less weird by fucking dolls than the others?

[–]axrael 20 points21 points ago

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[–]smacksaw 86 points87 points ago

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Creepy. Their factory was next to my dojo. I've seen things, man. And stuff.

[–]Kazz3lrath 100 points101 points ago

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The fact that it was next to your dojo really makes this. Any other building would have been less funny.

[–]mynoduesp 23 points24 points ago

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What about a ladies only gym?

[–]SelectaRx 8 points9 points ago

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Nowhere near as funny.

[–]boozles 23 points24 points ago

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Dojo is just the perfect setup for any situation. "I was on my way home from the dojo...", "a funny thing happened to me on my way to the dojo...", "so this guy at the dojo turns to me and says...". It just doesn't even matter what follows. It's going to be funny.

[–]Physics101 23 points24 points ago

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It's gold, Jerry! Gold!

[–]brisco91 23 points24 points ago

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[–]ghiiirocker1 7 points8 points ago

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wouldn't recommend it.

[–]DirtychrisT 23 points24 points ago

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This looked like it was supposed to be able to be watched from this link, but it didn't work for me. Found it on youtube, if this happens to anyone else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BizVx2Xdqs0

[–]guggabump 19 points20 points ago

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This is god's honest truth but once a month I watch these documentaries and it reminds me how bad my life hasn't got. Yet.

[–]ilikeelephants 19 points20 points ago

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"I think the thing that my father finds really difficult about my relationship with chi-chon is that she's not... alive; you know, she's not a human being..."

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points ago

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Still a better love story than Twilight!

[–]LionFUUU 7 points8 points ago

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wow, is this for real?

[–]DonaldMcRonald 44 points45 points ago

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For Real Doll.

[–]hyperinsane 22 points23 points ago

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The girl sitting behind the man in red has fake boobs.

[–]indiscrete 8 points9 points ago*

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Same here! I knew the one on the way right was a doll right off the bat. But it took me a few seconds for the one directly to the left of her.

For a moment I was thinking she was real because of the ".. Oh God this is soo awkward, what the hell am I doing here..." expression she had on her face. >__ <

[–]Riceater 6 points7 points ago

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I have a feeling this is a nice glimpse at what the future will be like once they perfect androids. Instead of dating real girls you'll just shell out for a life-like robot that will be close enough.

[–]qolop 119 points120 points ago

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This isn't forever alone. Don't you notice that these guys are together with each other?

That counts for something.

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points ago

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That's sweet. In a sad, sad way...

[–]BrianWonderful 26 points27 points ago

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Only one of those men is real. The rest are dolls.

[–]troglodytes82 53 points54 points ago*

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Do you think there was a meet and greet before hand and the two girls in the front row decided they wanted to sit together?

[–]this_is_notreal 47 points48 points ago

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anyone remember the post about the guy who lives with those strange animal dolls?

[–]Huvvertanks 56 points57 points ago*

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That was some weird shit, It was a post from 4chan asking people to see their "BattleStations" ie where they play games, and this guy posted this fucking weird thing with him on a swing chair with this weird doll then posted about 50 more!

Fuck I hope somebody posts the image!

Edit:

Here it is! Hurray for me!

[–]willardfillmore 42 points43 points ago

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I'm slightly disturbed that I know exactly what you're talking about.

And god, the part where it shows is family sitting in the living room with those hideous, chimerical monstrosities...

shudder

[–]drawlines 16 points17 points ago

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Even 4chan thinks it's fucked up.

[–]SchnitzelKing 15 points16 points ago

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The family pic of him, his wife, son and favorite doll is where I lost it. WTF does the kid tell his friends about dad's homemade fuckdoll collection.

[–]ScrewedThePooch 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Ifunctiononkitkats 4 points5 points ago

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Those are the best posts. We had an AMA request for him, but no dice.

[–]JeremyR22 4 points5 points ago

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I was looking for him in the photo...

[–]this_is_notreal 4 points5 points ago

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he goes to a different convention...

[–]Who-cares 45 points46 points ago

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This one photo has changed my perspective on so many things.

[–]cessik[S] 131 points132 points ago

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For guys who can afford more than a fleshlight, but not enough for a mail-order bride.

[–]ReadMyComments 29 points30 points ago

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are you some kind of a philosopher?

[–]AnswersWithAQuestion 9 points10 points ago

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AMA Request: Someone who has married a mail-order bride.

[–]alephtelos 4 points5 points ago

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AMA Request: Someone who has married a fleshlight.

[–]wellillbedarned 8 points9 points ago

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No; those dolls are more expensive than some foreign brides. It's fear.

[–]nitrocore24 7 points8 points ago

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You should consider the long term expenses of a wife.

[–]Ifunctiononkitkats 43 points44 points ago

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The saddest part is the hand holding.

[–]Dofleini 126 points127 points ago

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Where's Lars?

[–]Peaches666 52 points53 points ago*

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One of the best love stories ever told. About a town's love for one of their own.

Seriously one of the greatest and a testament to how people should treat other people.

[–]MrGoodVibes 22 points23 points ago

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legitimately a great movie though. ryan gosling shows he's actually a great actor in that movie, not just someone who acts in sappy love stories

[–]Thephantomtollboy 40 points41 points ago

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Do yourself a kindness and watch Half Nelson, Stay, and Blue Valentine. Ryan Gosling is one of the most underrated actors in Hollywood because of The Notebook.

[–]Dofleini 35 points36 points ago

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And Drive, motherfucker.

[–]Omenege 12 points13 points ago

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He was pretty great in The Ides of March also.

[–]ashmt 36 points37 points ago

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Is it weird that I find one of them mildly attractive?

[–]cessik[S] 93 points94 points ago

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Not if you're Japanese.

[–]IdleGod 20 points21 points ago

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Thats just racist. Upvote for you!

[–]authorless 23 points24 points ago

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The men or the women? ZING! (I kid.)

[–]miked4o7 30 points31 points ago

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the answer would be the same either way

[–]throwaway123454321 27 points28 points ago

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This isn't funny. It makes me sad for people who long for a sense of connection with others and decide that a humanesque doll is better than just being alone. This makes me really grateful that I have my wife.

[–]ValorIsLost 187 points188 points ago

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My girlfriend does this adorable thing, where she doesn't exist!

[–]cessik[S] 71 points72 points ago

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"She's a cheap date also. When we go out, we both eat for one."

[–]durkadurkadur 68 points69 points ago

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Looks like some of these guys are eating for 2 or 3 or 4...

[–]Rswany 13 points14 points ago

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[–]grundose 17 points18 points ago

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ughh.. I hope this isn't actually a wife swap...

[–]scrimsims 13 points14 points ago

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Ewww. "Key Party" entered my mind - off to pour bleach in my ear.

[–]KungFuHamster 23 points24 points ago

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I read that as "Katy Perry." That's some nice eye bleach.

[–]mal_loup 16 points17 points ago

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I went from "How is everyone else not feeling awkward about that one guy in the front row with a fucking doll?" to "...Oh. Oh God."

[–]360walkaway 13 points14 points ago

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Why are there two dolls sitting next to each other in the back?

[–]Howisdiscool 29 points30 points ago

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Lesbians.

[–]360walkaway 29 points30 points ago

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I hate it when chicks are all fake like that.

[–]seagullsong 14 points15 points ago

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Man, I remember finding a website for dudes with sex dolls, and it was so creepy. They made fake accounts for the dolls that did nothing but giggle and talk about how awesome and sexy their guy was. The dudes would even post pictures of themselves and their doll on vacation, like "here's Cindy and me at the National Park", and all the other users would say what a cute couple they were.

[–]Vagfilla 43 points44 points ago

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Go back and open the picture again. Now picture each of those guys on top of their doll humping away. Go ahead, I dare you.

[–]ncjenkin 41 points42 points ago

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I can't!!!! I'm too scared!

[–]Duck_Avenger 20 points21 points ago

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It's ok. I'll hold your hand.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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You made the right decision... I've lost the ability to walk.

[–]Bacon_Hero 11 points12 points ago

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I'd be embarrassed to have one of the low quality ones

[–]RNRSaturday 19 points20 points ago

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Dear, lord. Someone please tell me this was photoshopped. I mean, those dolls wouldn't really go out with those guys, would they?

[–]bhermit 16 points17 points ago

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The blonde seems more fun than the brunette and the brunette seems like a bitch.

[–]vagrantwade 8 points9 points ago

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I'll be in my bunk... Ordering my future wife.

[–]bananus11 8 points9 points ago

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Bruce Wills got a blonde hottie.

[–]Scarfington 9 points10 points ago

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Daaamn. This picture was so confusing at first. I just saw the one doll in the front at first, and then I was like "oh man where is this guy? What do these other people think about this?" and I slowly realized that EVERY SINGLE FEMALE in the room is actually a doll.

man. That was slowly unfolding layers of WTF.

[–]Montrealgirl 7 points8 points ago

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I know the real looking ones are real dolls but what are those muppet looking ones??

[–]starsky51 49 points50 points ago

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I wonder if the guys with the Real Dolls look at the guys with the muppet dolls and think, 'what a weirdo!'

[–]KungFuHamster 8 points9 points ago

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They just think they're hot shit because their women are hotter.

[–]DingDongHelloWhoIsIt 7 points8 points ago

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Here's the twist: the dudes are the dolls

[–]fronc 84 points85 points ago

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Still a better love story than Twilight

[–]Caffeinated_Coyote 7 points8 points ago

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Strange, but it reminds me of the episode of My Strange Addiction where they followed a guy who lived with his RealDoll and had a very serious "relationship" with her. By the end of the program, he was still very serious about it, and said he thought more and more people would be turning to "the synthetic option." o_o; I guess it's more common than I thought.

[–]vampyprincess88 6 points7 points ago

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The guy in the back with 3 of them is totally an inflata-playa

[–]bert-rhodes 8 points9 points ago

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Didn't know Mikey from American Choppers was into this stuff.

[–]scrimsims 6 points7 points ago

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Front row, stage right needs to up his game.

[–]ecu4awhile 5 points6 points ago

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Is that Kevin from the office?

[–]afterbirthbuffet 7 points8 points ago

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None of those dolls are sitting very lady-like

[–]RedSquaree 36 points37 points ago

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...

title comnts points age /r/
Real Doll Convention (is +1 guest required in RSVP?) 2coms -3pts 2mos funny
Just a few happy couples. 2coms 3pts 1mo WTF
Didn't know if this best fit here or in /r/creepy 2coms 8pts 1mo WTF
Apparently, not a fuck was given.. I hope. 4coms -5pts 2mos funny
Why I enjoy going on group dates. 3coms -8pts 2mos pics
Lars started a movement! [Or, Forever Alone Convention] 3coms 3pts 2mos pics
This is a man cave 9coms -3pts 2mos pics
Reddit admins' wives [Fixed] 2coms 1pt 2mos reddit.com
Forever Alones Anonymous 9coms -5pts 3mos pics
.. What? 29coms 8pts 3mos pics
Forever alone...Together. 1426coms 1968pts 3mos WTF
If you're ever feeling pathetic, just look at this picture. 4coms 0pts 3mos pics
The loneliest group of people you will ever see 10coms 8pts 2mos pics
Forever alone...Together. [fixed] 1com -8pts 3mos WTF

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Oh man tell me about it. That man in the pink superman shirt. What was he thinking?

[–]Xysten 10 points11 points ago

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Whos the ladies man in the back with three, countem, THREE, hot chicks? That dude is pimpin.

[–]matchboxtw20ty 4 points5 points ago

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Those are some hott babes.

[–]cessik[S] 17 points18 points ago

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Some guys need to upgrade.

[–]LordMcDoogleberg 4 points5 points ago

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At first I just saw the front row doll being crappy and I was like ya that guy is forever alone. Then I realized that they were all dolls and I thought to my self "oh I get it they are all dolls but the guy in the front just has a crappy one so thats why hes forever alone"...... This picture is killing me.

[–]reverse_ 5 points6 points ago

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yeah how forever alone. I haven't seen a belt clip for a cell phone in ages!

[–]Never_Approves 4 points5 points ago

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The guy on the right needs to step his game up. His bitch is ugly.

[–]mikesername 7 points8 points ago

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You can still tell who are the guys with money.

[–]foreverwindblown 4 points5 points ago

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christina aguilera wants it!

[–]IIoWoII 4 points5 points ago

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I see this is clearly a society that respects old age, as seen by the quality of the women the older men get.

[–]dmasa 2 points3 points ago

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The dude in the back looks like Mikey from American Choppers.

[–]PromethiumX 3 points4 points ago

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Still more action than I get

[–]pyrrhicvictorylap 3 points4 points ago

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I wonder if after the lecture there's a reception where they introduce their partners to everyone. What's the protocol? Like if you are too outgoing to another man's wifedoll, will he stew over it? Think something's up? Where do these sad bastards draw the line between "I know it's a doll" and "Fuck you, that's my wife"?

[–]bird_with_teeth 3 points4 points ago

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That doll at the front looks identical to Bianca in Lars and the Real Girl...

[–]curious_bi-winning 3 points4 points ago

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I think the chances are very high of one of them being a Redditor.

[–]hexelcolor 3 points4 points ago

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[–]RockyTalkie 3 points4 points ago

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Do non-whites do this?

[–]CptOfTheGravyTrain 1 point2 points ago

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At first glance I thought the subject was the guy in the far right with the inflatable doll with huge tits I was like " wow, he brought a blow up doll while everyone....wait a minu...oh dear god, they're ALL DOLLS" shudders

[–]catfacem3n 5 points6 points ago

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Guy in the back left has awesome hair.

[–]andrewsmith1986[M] 62 points63 points ago

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Wasn't this the top post a few weeks ago?

[–]TheAmbiguityBuster 138 points139 points ago

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You're a mod of the the most popular subreddit and you're surprised to see a repost?

[–]vagrantwade 2 points3 points ago

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The one in the maroon shirt gave me wood.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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weird...cos she's mostly composed of rubber... and spackle made from that old guys jizz.

[–]Errorr 2 points3 points ago

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That girl with the jeans...looks so real

[–]TheModestProposal 2 points3 points ago

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Is the girl in the back right real? =/

[–]scootteddy 2 points3 points ago

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Ew. Guy in pink Superman shirt. Sweaty. Yucky.

[–]KayakMarket 2 points3 points ago

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At least they're smiling.

[–]Ifunctiononkitkats 2 points3 points ago

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I thought only the first row one was a doll, and that the other lady's were acting uncomfortable because of it. But oh how wrong was I...