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[–]fartherfetched 36 points37 points ago

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It's fake. No English teacher would write "to big" when they should have written "too big."

[–]Shmoops 9 points10 points ago

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And he wouldn't get a D-. I'd hope not, at least.

[–]prezpwns 15 points16 points ago

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...and no English teacher would have handwriting like a dinosaur.

[–]fartherfetched 3 points4 points ago

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I was going to say that but my English teacher lost three fingers in a war and wrote like a dinosaur.

[–]marnargulus 2 points3 points ago

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Not at all?

[–]DrHova 0 points1 point ago

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Even though it was fake, it still made me laugh so hard that my beer came out of my noise.

[–]BarfKitty 2 points3 points ago

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As I read, I decided that was the final straw that this was fake... which makes me sad. I wish this was real.

Okay, I'm just gonna pretend it's real because it makes my world better.

[–]fartherfetched 0 points1 point ago

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Now there's a dinosaur English professor out there? Dr. Jurassic.

[–]omni_wisdumb 1 point2 points ago

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and on the last page "please see after class to discuss your paper" im sure an english teacher would know to put "see me" and.... why would he put "Mr. Freeman- " as if the student doesn't know. lol

[–]Dyrty 7 points8 points ago

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works cited: "tubgirl.com"

[–]tidux 5 points6 points ago

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This is ancient, but I had never noticed tubgirl in the works cited section before.

[–]troissandwich 4 points5 points ago

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every repost is a repost repost

[–]lilythemusicnut 4 points5 points ago

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I love how he actually got a D.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He still managed to get a 61.

[–]coryismyname 0 points1 point ago

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yep fake

[–]Anonolot 0 points1 point ago

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Mr.Freeman huh. A rebel in his youth I see.

[–]gk_goob 0 points1 point ago

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Well this is new to me. :D But even if it is fake, it's still hilarious.

[–]KonradCurze -2 points-1 points ago

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OH MY GOD THAT'S SO COOL I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE!!!!

[–]Auflodern 8 points9 points ago

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[–]ShakeNBakey 0 points1 point ago

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This is an oldie but goodie!

[–]marnargulus -1 points0 points ago

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Even if it isn't fake, it was likely a first draft. I know a lot of teachers that give one grade for a paper, and the first draft is just to know how much you need to fix. After you turn in the final copy that grade replaces the first draft and it ends up not mattering.

edit: plus points for completion yield shit work.

[–]BeautifulCheetah -1 points0 points ago

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Dont care if its fake or not. One of the funniest things ive ever read

[–]Rorkimaru -2 points-1 points ago

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At first I was like 61%!? but then I remembered grading is different in america

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[–]SamsquamtchHunter -1 points0 points ago

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And I bet you were the first to post it too!