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[–]Erythroy 6 points7 points ago

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[–]F1CKEN 2 points3 points ago

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IT'S A PIPE BOMB!

[–]crafty_canuck 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, it's actually this.

[–]NickDay 1 point2 points ago

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How does that video have so many views?!

[–]Dapwell 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit! Now I'll never get that out of my head...

[–]notnorton 1 point2 points ago

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It's kinda catchy! Ssssnape, Snape, Severus Snape...

[–]mrlemax 2 points3 points ago

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Yer a lizard harry

[–]tortuekisses 2 points3 points ago

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[–]tjean 1 point2 points ago

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Had this picture as my background for a few weeks now, and it makes me laugh every time I closeout programs.

[–]Raging_Elephant 1 point2 points ago

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Saw it a couple weeks ago on an ipod app

[–]Knewdull 0 points1 point ago

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So who is Miss Piggy? Ginny or Hermoine?

[–]cydril 1 point2 points ago

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Pansy

[–]GeorgeWalkerKush 0 points1 point ago

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Yer reading this in 'agrid's voice

[–]treekin 0 points1 point ago

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Potter Muppet Pals

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A muppet of a wizard.

[–]mayaknife 0 points1 point ago

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...you could do anything?

Anything except speak coherently apparently.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that was a talking dick.

[–]alivirji -1 points0 points ago

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Hagrid: Yer a wizard Harry. Harry: Yer a hairy wizard! Both: LOL

[–]redditcontrol -2 points-1 points ago

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Now Come Ere and leme stick me and in your ass