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[–]Ian1732 56 points57 points ago

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Gotta go fast

[–]ninjeff 5 points6 points ago

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Gotta eat cereal

[–]Evenged7x 3 points4 points ago

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It's only wednesday, don't get ahead of yourself

[–]PopesMasseuse 10 points11 points ago

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Gotta get going!

[–]shmollege 7 points8 points ago

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What lies ahead I have no way of knowing.

[–]kevmo77 1 point2 points ago

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cause under my feet, baby...

[–]shmollege 0 points1 point ago

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the grass is growing

[–]MeardyBan 147 points148 points ago

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That's a short race . . .

[–]aflatminer 39 points40 points ago

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I refuse to laugh at this...I'm bigger than that.

[–]ImNoYankee 23 points24 points ago

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It's ok to laugh a little

[–]Shyr 14 points15 points ago

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just allow yourself this small pleasure.

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[–]nfconnon 9 points10 points ago

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Not even a tiny smile?

[–]dr0pi 1 point2 points ago

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Just nod at its cleverness.

[–]Z0bie 24 points25 points ago

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But it's importance dwarfs other competitions.

[–]bwaxxlo 16 points17 points ago

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It is right there at the height of championships

[–]Imaybereptar 32 points33 points ago

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Its midgets running.

[–]ThatGuyYouKindaKnow 9 points10 points ago

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I agree, I believe other championships tower over this one!

[–]m_ell 7 points8 points ago

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It certainly doesn't come up short.

[–]Soup_bones 0 points1 point ago

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it's not nice to belittle people

[–]bgstratt -1 points0 points ago

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whose midgets?

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[–]m_ell -1 points0 points ago

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ya speelld it wrang D:

[–]wtpirate 3 points4 points ago

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ya speelld it wrang, Harry!

[–]Scotty_doesnt_kno 40 points41 points ago

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[–]NedimHusic[S] 61 points62 points ago

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[–]Scotty_doesnt_kno 18 points19 points ago

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This is the greatest thing Ive ever seen

[–]CyborgDragon 0 points1 point ago

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I sat through the entire music watching that gif and laughing my ass off. Twice. I was literally laughing the entire time, my throat is sore now because I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

[–]analogy_4_anything 0 points1 point ago

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I think this one works pretty well too.

[–]TheMattofG -1 points0 points ago

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[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Why don't people know the difference between 'relevant' and 'source'?

[–]Scotty_doesnt_kno -1 points0 points ago

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If I had thought that what I posted was where NedimHusic found this I would have written source, but seeing that I had no idea and had seen that video a few weeks ago I felt the need to write "relevant". Not sure why people on Reddit are so hung up on punctuation/grammar/spelling? Im usually browsing on my phone while commuting to work, not exactly worried about my vernacular!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It just bugs me because you expect something that's similar in a humorous way. By definition relevant means "Closely connected or appropriate to the matter at hand". But often times people just find the original source and tag it with 'relevant'.

[–]Scotty_doesnt_kno -1 points0 points ago

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Well in my defense, I didn't want to say it was the source having no knowledge of where it was truly found. But you make a great point. I just have a bigger problem with the Reddit "Grammar Nazi's" they can all crawl back into the black holes from which they came!

[–]FeierInMeinHose 1 point2 points ago

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Source doesn't necessarily mean that is where the OP found it, it means that the linked page contains the original material that the gif or picture is from.

[–]Scotty_doesnt_kno -1 points0 points ago

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Well I appreciate the info, still kinda new to reddit. Im a work in progress.

[–]FeierInMeinHose 0 points1 point ago

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'sall good man.

[–]downvotesmakemehard 0 points1 point ago

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OH SHIT! HERE COMES AN "S"!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That's not a nice thing to say about Germany.

[–]Scotty_doesnt_kno -1 points0 points ago

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I agree Germany is pretty awesome! Exhibit A

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 1 point2 points ago

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Top comment is "I find this disturbingly easy to masturbate to" ahhahah

[–]Scotty_doesnt_kno 1 point2 points ago

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I spit my cereal out when I read that comment

[–]snakesonausername 0 points1 point ago

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the first comment on that video.

[–]StAk6688846993 9 points10 points ago

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I was very disappointed when he didn't roll up into a ball and cross the finish line

[–]Ausp3x 17 points18 points ago

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Wow, dude.. couldn't stop thinking, "What is this?!" LOL. Then all I could think of was this guy

[–]suchfresht 4 points5 points ago

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This was in my dream last night. Life complete.

[–]you__suck 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, your life must really suck.

[–]suchfresht 0 points1 point ago

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Are you a Midg? Yeah, you're a Midg.

[–]Artificialx 4 points5 points ago

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Oh

MY

GOD

[–]HptmAkira 2 points3 points ago

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Wat

Did

I

Watch!?

[–]Guerzilla 13 points14 points ago

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and
why
do
i
have
a
boner?

[–]CptFancyPantaloons 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE NICHOLAS CAGE!

[–]SILENT_MOOSE 7 points8 points ago

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in what context or situation do midgets race camels?

[–]stevesonaplane 7 points8 points ago

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Fox TV special. Humans vs. Animals.

[–]illstealurcandy 3 points4 points ago

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Midget racing?! Where do I place my bets??

[–]dragn99 4 points5 points ago

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Don't worry, the lines pretty short.

[–]wtpirate 13 points14 points ago

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Pun thread is up higher...

[–]neryen 4 points5 points ago

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Some would say that it is out of reach.

[–]wtpirate 5 points6 points ago

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Ok seriously folks, 2 pun threads in reaching a new low.

[–]wtpirate 4 points5 points ago

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Dammit. Guess i set my sights too high. Now I'm getting downvoted.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]rageBandit 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one who was humming the theme for the first level while this was happening?

[–]BlazeWindu 1 point2 points ago

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I remember when this show aired originally. It was all about people in contests with animals, like a dude wrestled an orangutan or something

[–]cbfw86 1 point2 points ago

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Man vs. Beast, in case anyone is wondering. It was a thing.

[–]BlazeWindu 0 points1 point ago

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that's the ticket, see, yeah, will have man fight nature, see, reality tv gold!!

[–]cas-1337 1 point2 points ago

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[–]helveticannabis 1 point2 points ago

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Just the one gentleman?

[–]michallewtak 1 point2 points ago

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Who's the one gentleman you're referring to? I'm a man. Could it be me? Am I the last man in the world?

[–]Constam 1 point2 points ago

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Holy fuck that's a speedy midget.

[–]cattywh0mpus 0 points1 point ago

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CONGRATULATIONS! You beat a..camel?

[–]dabuhran 0 points1 point ago

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Ladies and Gentleman, this is why I'm going to hell.

[–]pcgamerwithamac 0 points1 point ago

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I totally heard Sonic music in my head while watching.

[–]Snake_bit 0 points1 point ago

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Look at the little guy go!

[–]FermionDJ 0 points1 point ago

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wat?

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if he likes chili dogs....

[–]rufnrdy13 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me more of Super Mario World 3 right before Mario takes off in flight with his tail. Those little legs have to move fast to get that much lift from a raccoon tail!

[–]screwyluey 0 points1 point ago

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What did I just witness

[–]MeeHungLo 0 points1 point ago

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somebody should dress him up as chucky and send him running after people.

[–]aeamek 0 points1 point ago

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TEAM MAN

[–]Ent-repreneur 0 points1 point ago

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Faster than a speeding camel!

[–]Xena93 0 points1 point ago

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look at his little legs go!

[–]Christ_on_a_bike 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen some strange things. Once I've saw a fat man get hit in belly by cannonball. But this...

[–]speedstix 0 points1 point ago

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wow he was fast

[–]Sojourn5 0 points1 point ago

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I hate to upvote this, but I could not resist

[–]xblindguardianx 0 points1 point ago

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I did not see him drop any coins when they tagged up....

[–]ab26 0 points1 point ago

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It's like the gif that keeps on gifing.

[–]hesus_kristo 0 points1 point ago

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This gif seems to be sped up. It's most obvious in the ending.

[–]8IIIIIIIIIID 0 points1 point ago

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I was waiting for him to trip and roll his little self through the finish line, and then for the camel to kick him like a little soccer ball

[–]TheAwesomestKyle 0 points1 point ago

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GERTTTA GER FAST!

[–]SpaceChimpFromearth 0 points1 point ago

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Do I get credit for going to high school with him

[–]Eboe101 0 points1 point ago

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Neither Hog nor Hedge maybe Sonic, thought I heard a boom... nope just my jaw dropping.

[–]vetch222 0 points1 point ago

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The Blue Blur!

[–]chahande11 0 points1 point ago

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I'm surprised nobody else has commented this yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRPJh-LJq1o

[–]TimDave 0 points1 point ago

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BLUE STREAK

SPEEEEDS BYYY

[–]EggoWafflessss 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf7ybkpMBNQ

Only thing that came to mind watching that gif

[–]mechanate 0 points1 point ago

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Some .gifs you just watch over and over and over.

[–]thisiserin 0 points1 point ago

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amazing

[–]sn140 0 points1 point ago

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I have a hedgehog...I wish she was more like sonic. xD

[–]kittenkat4u 0 points1 point ago

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WTF did i just watch??

[–]agurcsik 0 points1 point ago

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That's insane.

[–]brningpyre 0 points1 point ago

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What show is this?

[–]Cakeslob -4 points-3 points ago

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RUNNIGN AROUDN AT THE SPEED OF SOUDN GOT PLACES OT GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW NO SLOWING DOWN I GOTTA KEEP MOVIN ON CAUSE WHAT LIES AHEAD ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT JUST KEEP ON MOVING AHEAD NO TIME TO WORRY ABOUT MY PARENTS DEATHS YEA YOULL BE ALL YOU CAN SEE TAKE MY HAND AND ILL SET YOU FREE FOLLOW ME SET ME FREE FOLLOW ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH FROM ME TO YOU.....FOLLOW ME! dun dun dun dun dundundun YEAH YEAH!