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[–]DrunkenLullabies 122 points123 points ago

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(c) 4chan.org/b circa 2006

[–]FajitaofTreason 29 points30 points ago

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It's a good thing I enjoy seeing this picture, even if it is older than the average Senator.

[–]bloodfist 14 points15 points ago

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Redditor for 8 months, lurked 4chan years ago, managed to never see this picture. Laughed my ass off. This is why I don't complain about reposts.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Jesus_luvs_Jenkem 4 points5 points ago

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[–]nigganigga 0 points1 point ago

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always

[–]romieyo 6 points7 points ago

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Exactly. Shits old as shit yo. We need a r/newfunny.

[–]KrishnaS124 0 points1 point ago

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why has this not been made yet?!? just a subreddit where only OC is sent

[–]Omegastar19 -1 points0 points ago

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And who decides what 'old shit' is. You see, i bet there is plenty of 'old shit' that you have not seen before. Does that mean you wouldn't want to see something that is new for you, but in reality old? Just because you have seen a certain picture before does not mean others have.

[–]my-little-pwny 0 points1 point ago

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Yea back in my day son we didn't have "old shit." We linked pictures of rocks and sticks and fucking dealt with it.

[–]ggk1 -1 points0 points ago

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OH MY GOD! someone used a link aggregate site to post a link that was on another website??!??!? what is this world coming to

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[–]Matika7 77 points78 points ago

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Fucking knights of new are useless

[–]cal679 41 points42 points ago

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r/funny is becoming more and more like receiving an e-mail from your grandmother.

[–]Kertelen 2 points3 points ago

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HEY SON HAVE YOU SEEN THAT PICTURE WITH A CAT ON IT? REALLY FUNNY

[–]Mouth_Full_Of_Dry 0 points1 point ago

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New doesn't exist anymore.

[–]theamazingape -3 points-2 points ago

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Feel free to do something about it

[–]Matika7 1 point2 points ago

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Who says i don't? problem is I have only one upvote or downvote to give. the rest is not up to me.

[–]Big_Gravy 29 points30 points ago

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i just read that in Jesse Pinkmans voice.

[–]TreesOfGreen 16 points17 points ago

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...bitch!

[–]thebillgonadz 0 points1 point ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[–]bamfsalad 2 points3 points ago

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YO MR. WHITE!

[–]NekkidSnaku 1 point2 points ago

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GATORADE ME, BITCH!

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[–]Raptorace22 23 points24 points ago

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Someone get this man some dimes!

[–]Blandfrw 9 points10 points ago

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Upon further investigations, alpha_squadron1 has never produced a single funny post. It's a lot better to add nothing than garbage.

[–]Dumpster_Baby 12 points13 points ago

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Two quotes from him stand out.

wow i literally saw this on 4chan about 4 hours ago

and

repost faggot

What a fucking hypocrite...

[–]Dyltreeno 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen the pic. Laughed hard. But still...the guy looks like an asshole from his posts.

[–]SL8Rfan 17 points18 points ago

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this is still, after many many many reposts, hillarious to me.

[–]VonCuddles 7 points8 points ago

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Don't understand why people upvote such old content that circulates every week...

[–]ggk1 6 points7 points ago

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PROBABLY BECAUSE WE HADN'T SEEN IT.

jesus christ you repost nazi's are annoying. think about this...the top SIX comments are whining about reposts. you're essentially reposting comments. If you'd seen it before downvote and move on. let us who hadn't seen it come here for some more humorous comments

[–]SKandola 4 points5 points ago

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[–]BigFatFaggot 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry, I've sent an email about it!

[–]myfajahas400children 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you Michael Cera.

[–]blainetrimble 1 point2 points ago

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Shit's a repost, yo

[–]go_fly_a_kite 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Sutcliffe 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry, it's taken care of. I sent an email.

[–]StrawberryJam4 0 points1 point ago

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What's the name of this painting?

[–]GavinRC 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in Pinkmans voice for some reason.

[–]TheLittleNorsk 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Devon302 0 points1 point ago

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If I had a nickel for everytime this was reposted, I would be a rich man

[–]Deric 0 points1 point ago

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Just reposting with no shame, like a cunt.

[–]donac 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, alpha_squadron1. This post totally brightened up my day.

[–]LadyAnarook 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care how many times this gets reposted. Every time I see this meme is makes me laugh and feel generally good.

[–]MIDNIGHTZOMBIE 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts bother me because it punishes original posts. If a 5 year old picture consistently gets more karma than an original submission than why should anyone try?

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Exact_Reaction 0 points1 point ago

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SNORT

[–]Tarman83 -2 points-1 points ago

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That totally looks like Mark Zuckerberg.

[–]HLef -1 points0 points ago

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Too bad you got downvoted, because I thought the exact same thing.

[–]Tarman83 -2 points-1 points ago

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Must be my use of "totally", which is totally irrelevant.

[–]HLef -2 points-1 points ago

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Totally.

[–]Fu_Manchu4life -1 points0 points ago

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Man that guy looks like a douchebag

[–]Withoutwomen4ever -1 points0 points ago

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Must be an ancestor of Jesse Pinkman

[–]scarlatti90 -1 points0 points ago

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Im i the only one to read this in jesse pinkmans voice?

[–]Synux -1 points0 points ago

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Not sure if Fetal Alcohol Syndrome or inbred.

[–]suckinonmatitties -1 points0 points ago

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So old

[–]1karuga -5 points-4 points ago*

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sounds good, (just please - if it's possible - make sure it won't be slower.)

edit: wtf, what is this doing here? I didn't post this into this thread, :S

[–]Sisaac -1 points0 points ago

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Yo, shit looks like Mordor.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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i lol'd

[–]Panthertron -4 points-3 points ago

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really?

[–]D0D -4 points-3 points ago

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Reekris!

GET THE WATER NIGGUH!

[–]Bencool -4 points-3 points ago

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I just died