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[–]Hellion_23 30 points31 points ago

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[–]PaulGriffin 9 points10 points ago

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IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU'RE COOKING!

[–]alexunderwater 4 points5 points ago

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Is it just me or does it look like he had a stroke.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ronnygunz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RainbowBeard 0 points1 point ago

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A bunch of zerglings?

[–]vdigi6 42 points43 points ago

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Edge makes the best faces, more Edge gifs now please.

[–]mul4mbo 17 points18 points ago*

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http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk205/SJPUNK350/Edge.gif

http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr204/edgerocks4life/th_Edge.gif

When he and Christian were doing their "surfer dude heels" shtick, they were the funniest thing going on in WWF. That was around the time Chris Jericho was at the pinnacle of his heel persona also (before he became a face, when he would talk about all the Jericho-holics in the audience and they would all be booing and throwing things at him). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N4ZHRgxFC8

[–]Sodfarm 2 points3 points ago

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Jesus, pro wrestling is like the world's most homoerotic soap opera.

[–]mul4mbo 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer to think of it as a cromagnon soap opera, but w/e.

[–]Colostomy 0 points1 point ago

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I'm surprised Reddit knows what any of those words mean.

Looking at the thumbnail I was excited to see a post about wrestling on or around the front page, turns out it was actually about bacon and silly faces.

[–]stareattheart 0 points1 point ago

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Edge is also hot as fuck, more Edge gifs please.

[–]Phalex -2 points-1 points ago

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You should have specified, no photobucket.

[–]muffinmonk 8 points9 points ago

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Obligatory /r/SquaredCircle and /r/prowrestling plugs.

[–]Polyether 35 points36 points ago

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I'm Ron Burgundy?

[–]klobster 5 points6 points ago

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Is your mom The Rock?

[–]jsmith212600 5 points6 points ago

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This is my bacon face.

[–]graywh 1 point2 points ago

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The possibilities for that are limitless.

[–]theysayirock 8 points9 points ago

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this gif never gets old to me

[–]James1o1o 8 points9 points ago

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Upvote for Edge.

[–]100octane 2 points3 points ago

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i have not been brought to tears from laughter in a long time, thankyou so much OP

[–]haikiba 6 points7 points ago

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So what does your mom smell like, exactly?

[–]CrankMyBlueSax 5 points6 points ago

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OP is one sick fuck. Oedipus was an amateur.

[–]wojosmith 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the same thing so dad and her were making bacon and you could smell it.

[–]TheOceanWalker 5 points6 points ago

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[–]free_range_veal 8 points9 points ago

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Why were you breathing so heavy?

[–]forgottendrone 23 points24 points ago

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Sucking in all the bacon air.

[–]nommywommyo 0 points1 point ago

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Sucking in all the bacon*

[–]Carllesteros 6 points7 points ago

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morning wood

[–]mein_kampfire 4 points5 points ago

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You were cooking bacon and you could still smell your mom?

[–]NightSnake 1 point2 points ago

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I only read the first 8 words of any title.

[–]DracoXul 1 point2 points ago

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Bacon .. werewolf style

[–]dzsimbo 1 point2 points ago

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/Fingers crossed

Please don't be a throbbing cock.

[–]CGord 1 point2 points ago

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Waking to the smell of Bacon cooking is one of life's finest moments.

[–]GeekyWyldeWun 1 point2 points ago

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OMG. I feel the same way waking up to the smell of bacon.

Though, its not my mom that wakes me with these sweet smells. It is usually one of those single moms I am supporting one dollar at a time on the weekends.

[–]Swivel_Chair 1 point2 points ago

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This is my post-fap patrol face.

[–]TrinityZ 2 points3 points ago

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Do you smell what your mom is cooking?!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Then you speared her?

[–]jakemyers7 1 point2 points ago

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why a question mark?

[–]effectsfire 2 points3 points ago

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Where is his nose?!

[–]bkwork 2 points3 points ago

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What's with the question mark? Were you not sure you woke up? How you felt? Inquiring minds want to know.

[–]vape2escape 0 points1 point ago

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ahaha that made me lol, 10am, was guna fap , over it

[–]OthoJNoggle 0 points1 point ago

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And what did your mom smell like while cooking bacon?

From your face your mom must smell gooooooooood.

[–]Uxion 0 points1 point ago

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Is looks creepier than it should because he has no nose.

[–]TehxParasite 0 points1 point ago

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thanks i needed that laugh haha

[–]Superbrainjuice 0 points1 point ago

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I always wake up like that thinking it's bacon but I'm almost always let down cuz my dick just stinks.

[–]krevency 0 points1 point ago

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When I woke up and smelled my mom

Sorry, I didn't read past that.

[–]ayearinaminute 0 points1 point ago

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"jag blir glad av bacon"

[–]whlebeau02 0 points1 point ago

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you smell your mom in the morning too when she's cooking?

[–]bobzmuda 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry you did not have a good day.

[–]d0cddub 0 points1 point ago

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Is your mom The Rock?

[–]cereal1 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I look like the whole time I'm cooking bacon.

I also do it shirtless.

[–]PugInABlanket 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see this gif I like to think he has no nose which is why he's breathing so heavily.

[–]SharktopotamuS 0 points1 point ago

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I read "when I woke up and heard my mom choking on bacon..." Really gives it a different feel...

[–]AlphaBook 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmm Adam Copeland is so yummy....

[–]cfrailty 0 points1 point ago

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I could give a fuck about the bacon, just give me more Edge.

[–]HigherPrimate 0 points1 point ago

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So you speared your mom?

[–]5c0779373 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno, did you?

[–]Fleshmaster 0 points1 point ago

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I sense another incest AMA.

[–]karlibear 0 points1 point ago

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[–]this_makes_no_sense 0 points1 point ago

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That was not a question?

[–]xxsizzlebuttzxx 0 points1 point ago

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So thats what the rock is always cooking. I thought it was whoop ass.

[–]turkeylaser 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this a question?

[–]BlackLiteAttack 0 points1 point ago

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Same, but for my dad. My mom hates cooking. My dad cooks like a boss motherfucker.

[–]whatupnig 0 points1 point ago

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My hatred towards the English language is magnified by the title, as I didn't read that as a question until the very last word?

[–]KirstenDunstChin 0 points1 point ago

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go stick a question mark up your ass

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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[–]brf4n 0 points1 point ago

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i think this qualifies as best post ever.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 0 points1 point ago

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BACON BACON BACON...IT'S BACON!

[–]MidnightFox 1 point2 points ago

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[–]philleeh 0 points1 point ago

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"Oh, whats going on in this thread?"

[–]michaelalfox 0 points1 point ago

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I make the same face when I wake up and realize it's the weekend.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Squidfist 3 points4 points ago

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More like Dr.Douchelittle! HURHA!

[–]Colostomy 2 points3 points ago

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Oh Squidfist, how did you get so funny?

[–]RockyCoon 0 points1 point ago

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Just because a Subreddit exists doesn't mean it magically gets swept there or should be, D-bag. This is pretty damn funny on it's own.

[–]Matt08642 -1 points0 points ago

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What if it was an afterbacon smell, and all the bacon was gone?

[–]beware_OTP -1 points0 points ago

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You sure as fuck had an exhausting dream.

[–]lisabadcat -3 points-2 points ago

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So when you were cooking this bacon, what did your mom smell like?

[–]alexnoaburg -3 points-2 points ago

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Reddit is obsessed with bacon. Yeah, it's good, but I can have three or four slices and I'm sick of it. It doesn't compare to Korean bbq where I can eat slice after slice and the quality is superior.

[–]cool_and_froody -2 points-1 points ago

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haha thank you for the lols

[–]Roaning -1 points0 points ago

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Christ, he's getting high off sniffing that red liquorice whip.

[–]nutta -2 points-1 points ago

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When I woke up and smelled my mom cooking bacon in the morning... it prolonged my morning glory.