Pokemon: Jewish Version - your mother calls you more often than Joey with his "top percentage rattatta," nagging you to settle down with a nice Jewish $TRAINER_OF_OPPOSITE_GENDER and groaning like a heard of Mamoswine about her health problems. Arceus is acknowledged as the Creator, but Mew is decidedly not divine. You get twice the normal amount of money from battle for some reason, and this makes other trainers envious. Everything ever posted to Smogon is available in-game as a sort of Poketalmud.