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[–]subentendido 164 points165 points ago

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I think he deserved it but what law specifically did he violate?

[–]Osiris32 200 points201 points ago

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Menacing. To quote the relevant Oregon Law (not the same exactly as California, but close)

ORS 163.190 Menacing (1) A person commits the crime of menacing if by word or conduct the person intentionally attempts to place another person in fear of imminent serious physical injury or death. (2) Menacing is a Class A misdemeanor. [1971 c.743 §95]

[–]Huggle_Shark 64 points65 points ago

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So a doctor telling a patient that they have a month to live would be menacing them?

[–]Osiris32 207 points208 points ago*

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No. See, the mens rea of Menacing, that is, the intent behind the crime, is to INTENTIONALLY put someone in fear of death. A medical professional delivering bad news such as a diagnosis of a shortened time span is not intending to put that person in fear of death. Now, if the doctor does so in a manner MEANT to inspire fear, then the act is Menacing and that doctor could potentially be charged.

EDIT: Wow, didn't think this would get this much attention, and upon waking up and seeing the responses it appears I didn't explain it properly. Intentionally attempts to place another person in fear of imminent serious physical injury or death means that you, as the actor, are doing or saying something that places the intended victim in fear that you, the actor, are purposely going to do something in the near future that will cause serious injury or death. A doctor saying "If you don't stop smoking you're going to die of lung cancer" doesn't count because the doctor won't be the one to cause you harm, you are doing it to yourself. At the same time if you say "I'm going to stab you in the throat in 20 years" doesn't count because it's not imminent. The idea being that your next action will be to cause said harm. It's a law designed to make it illegal to make legitimate threats to someone.

[–]Schmich 13 points14 points ago

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What if his intentions was to make the old people laugh because who freaking believes in the grim reaper?

[–]roadbike02 11 points12 points ago

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As I've said too many times and still people don't get it:

Human interaction is the number one cause of incarceration.

It almost isn't even WORTH talking to people or trying to make them laugh.

[–]JimTokle -1 points0 points ago

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Plenty of idiots believe in god, why is it such a stretch that someone would believe in the grim reaper?

[–]OmegaArcadia 14 points15 points ago

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Plenty of smart people believe in God too. Don't be patronizing just because you happened to come to a logical conclusion.

[–]sirberus 29 points30 points ago

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I appreciated this comment so much.

[–]iamnotatroll 8 points9 points ago

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Now go safely tell your terminal patients that they are terminal, dr nick.

[–]ragnarokrudolph 1 point2 points ago

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For example if the doctor dresses up as the Grim Reaper and spends the next month standing outside your window.

[–]thundercats_rule 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of Arrested Development

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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So when my doctors tells me: "You're going to die if you keep smoking," in a way, he/she is hopping to enlist fear to prevent me from smoking. Should i sue the bastard?

[–]elperroborrachotoo 43 points44 points ago

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No, you should stop smoking!

[–]McAssWhipe 0 points1 point ago

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Then sue the BASTARD. DAA!

[–]DoctorDeath 13 points14 points ago

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No... you should get a new doctor. Cigarettes are good for you. All the cool people already know this.

[–]wickedang3l 1 point2 points ago

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No kidding. I don't even want to imagine how bad my lung cancer would be if I hadn't started smoking when I did.

[–]ciauii 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like you’re really going out of your way trying not to place anyone in fear of anything … since you’re out of jail.

[–]DoctorDeath 2 points3 points ago

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Nobody can prove anything!

[–]DevestatingAttack 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ILiveInYourSkull 2 points3 points ago

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I hate to take part in the atheism circlejerk around here but would someone telling me that I would spend eternity in hell if I didn't accept the lord be an act meant to inspire fear?

[–]wolfmann 0 points1 point ago

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is to INTENTIONALLY put someone in fear of death.

so, "You're going to die in X days" doesn't qualify for this? How does standing not saying a thing cause menacing then? Heck, maybe he thought it was halloween?

[–]wickedang3l 0 points1 point ago

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"You're going to die in X days" doesn't qualify for this?

No. When a doctor says something like this to a patient, the primary intent is to inform and give them an opportunity to get their affairs in order.

You can't be helped if you can't see the difference between a doctor doing his/her job and some chucklefuck picking on people who are often suffering mental illness such Alzheimer's or some other generalized form of dementia.

[–]bananaCabanas 12 points13 points ago

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Not if it's true.

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[–]AdamLynch 5 points6 points ago

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BA DUM TSSSS

[–]DoctorDeath 1 point2 points ago

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YOU may have less than a month to live. ;-)

[–]DirtyTubbs 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh, I love relevant usernames.

[–]jumpup 1 point2 points ago

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would be funny if one collapsed and he just walked by

[–]sje46 13 points14 points ago

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Mens rea.

[–]Phallic 59 points60 points ago

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Persons rea, please. It's 2011.

[–]sje46 10 points11 points ago

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You should be a stand-up comic.

[–]Phallic 20 points21 points ago

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Harsh, dude.

[–]WhiskeySeven 3 points4 points ago

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Harsh, person. It's 2011

[–]jenilynTX 7 points8 points ago

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i don't know, he might not be here all the week.

[–]elperroborrachotoo 1 point2 points ago

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There are pills for that...

[–]puremessage 0 points1 point ago

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And my axe!

[–]elperroborrachotoo 0 points1 point ago

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No... please.. uh.. an you please take that away from my... please...

[–]DoctorDeath 2 points3 points ago

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Man... I had Mensrea one time... burns like the Dickens!

[–]GothicFuck 1 point2 points ago

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Only if they do it solely for the purposes of causing fear, which could only be proven if it can be shown that the doctor was lying about it and knew that they were lying about it. So a doctor could commit menacing if they love telling patients they are about to die, but it couldn't be proven if they were legit about it.

[–]DevestatingAttack 1 point2 points ago

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It's illegal to stab people, right?

What if you have to stab them to open up their abdomen to remove an inflamed appendix?

[–]DoctorDeath 0 points1 point ago

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This is why we carry scythes.

[–]MedinaRegal 1 point2 points ago

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Well, not if they actually had a month to live.

Telling them they have a month to live when they have many years left would probably be menacing them.

[–]jabberworx 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, sue your doctor, it will definitely hold up in court.

[–]DoctorDeath 0 points1 point ago

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Bullshit...

[–]Hambeggar 1 point2 points ago

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So if I perform a very powerful rain dance, calling the monsoons of terror...will I be arrested ? What a stupid law.

[–]type102 3 points4 points ago

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It could also be Menacing: to exhibit a weapon in an ostentatious or aggressive manner.

[–]Osiris32 31 points32 points ago

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I believe that would actually be legally known as Brandishing.

[–]ForgettableUsername 12 points13 points ago

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Brandishing a scythe? Seriously? Who brandishes a scythe?

[–]TheRealBramtyr 19 points20 points ago

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Angry farmers.

[–]oSand 2 points3 points ago

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They tend to go for pitchforks.

[–]ForgettableUsername 3 points4 points ago

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Farmers from the 1600s maybe.

[–]TheRealBramtyr 5 points6 points ago

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Or just Angry Amish

[–]Osiris32 6 points7 points ago

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Death. Peasants. Farmer Potter from Lord of the Rings. People at Historical Societies. The Spanish Inquisition torturer from the second series of Blackadder.

[–]TesticleTophat 8 points9 points ago

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

[–]Osiris32 2 points3 points ago

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Wrong british comedy.

[–]oSand 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't expect that, didja?

[–]haters_are_guna_hate 1 point2 points ago

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I was charged with that crime for spitting on a sign. Fucking laws.

[–]xebo 0 points1 point ago

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TIL there aren't many horror writers or directors in Oregon

[–]ALT-F-X 13 points14 points ago

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Trespassing if he was on their property.

[–]ForgettableUsername 8 points9 points ago

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No, it's ok, trespassing doesn't count if you have a costume. Then it's all just good, clean fun.

[–]TesticleTophat 3 points4 points ago

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I wonder if I can bust trick or treaters with trespassing.

[–]CassandraVindicated 2 points3 points ago

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I think legally you first have to yell "Get off my lawn!"

[–]Augustane 6 points7 points ago

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Attempted murder: Giving old people heart attacks

[–]DoctorDeath 2 points3 points ago

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Nah... its the same as helping them cross the street. Its all about the destination.

[–]jlennon4422 3 points4 points ago

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Disturbing the peace, maybe? Definitely menacing, though

[–]Grizmeer 0 points1 point ago

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Most states have a disturbing the peace law or something to that effect.

[–]darkhorn -2 points-1 points ago

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resistance to arrests i guess

[–]SeedyOne 120 points121 points ago

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Crazy! I used the exact same mask, upgraded it and did the same thing to a bunch of kids. Real scythe and all. I'd totally have a beer with this guy.

[–]TesticleTophat 35 points36 points ago

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That's pretty awesome, ups to you sir. Halloween is the only time we get to scare neighborhood kids without being arrested.

[–]SeedyOne 26 points27 points ago

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I wish that was more joke than truth.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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The top youtube comment: "Americans are weird".

An entire holiday devoted to terrifying young kids and then placating them with candy. That's why I love being American so much!

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[–]CerealK 2 points3 points ago

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Dat tiki torches.

[–]oldsecondhand 2 points3 points ago

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[–]BTMPL 7 points8 points ago

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upgraded it and did the same thing to a bunch of kids.

You've upgraded the kids? How did that work out?

[–]SeedyOne 7 points8 points ago

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[–]skeed[S] 4 points5 points ago

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More ups for you. Lol This is one of the reasons Halloween is my favorite time of the year.

[–]Introvert 1 point2 points ago

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That was terrifying...

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[–]SeedyOne 6 points7 points ago

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Exact same style mask, not the one the guy in 1994 used. Sheesh /facepalm

[–]ForgettableUsername 5 points6 points ago

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And he didn't do it in 1994. This was totally, like, 2008. Which is not 1994 at all.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I have the EXACT same style of carpet

it's flat

[–]Thoryls 59 points60 points ago

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I think it would scare more than just old folks if you ask me.

[–]AeBeeEll 64 points65 points ago

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Hell, if I looked up and saw anyone -- grim reaper or not -- staring in my window I'd freak out.

[–]TheDentite 21 points22 points ago

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Masturbation is a perfectly natural act. Lighten up.

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 1 point2 points ago

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Especially since you are on the 4th floor.

[–]smith7018 1 point2 points ago

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That's always been one of my biggest fears; looking up at night and just seeing a guy staring at you through your window.

Shudder

[–]tekoyaki 9 points10 points ago

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What a wanchor that guy is!

[–]iamnotatroll 1 point2 points ago

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I bet he's a terrible driver.

[–]brass_tacks 2 points3 points ago

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I first read that as "diver" and thought you were making a pun about "wanchor", but I was sadly mistaken.

[–]1getitdone 1 point2 points ago

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Look him in the eye and finish like a boss.

[–]GreenSpleen6 11 points12 points ago

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See skull: check for Gif.

[–]alioup 11 points12 points ago

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I would shit bricks.

[–]pantsoff 11 points12 points ago*

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Scaring != trolling.

It seems the real meaning of "trolling" has gone off the rails in the last few years.

[–]Howard_Beale 12 points13 points ago

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That is fucked up!

[–]iLuVtiffany 17 points18 points ago

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This is funny... but wrong.

Please tell me this is real, this has got to be the best "local" news I've heard ever.

[–]bangthemermaid 4 points5 points ago

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i feel that this is very relevant

[–]HeinousPump 0 points1 point ago

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Haha! Seen that before, but gets me every time. It would have been pretty shit for the victims if they just ran out of there, never to find out that it was a joke.

[–]rsingles 3 points4 points ago

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That's hilarious, but he's lucky he didn't get shot. Some old folks don't take kindly to this new fangled humor.

[–]Spicyrab 4 points5 points ago

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I'd shoot the Grim Reaper if I saw him at my window.

[–]Nirgilis 1 point2 points ago

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This is why people should not own guns.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Any proof this isn't just a concept and actually happened?

[–]MelloDeath 2 points3 points ago

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WHAT THE FF.. Oh.

[–]tenshi08 2 points3 points ago

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Trolling != pranking

[–]jane_austentatious 2 points3 points ago

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TIL that "trolling" now also means "stalking in a terrifying manner".

[–]Bluelegs 2 points3 points ago

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A practical joke is not a troll.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 22 points23 points ago

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[–]PrototypeT800 5 points6 points ago

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My brother why were you downvoted?!?

[–]daphenomc 1 point2 points ago

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automatic downvote bots on reddit to prevent karma inflation. Not much of a point in the comments, but it works for the links so they don't have an obscene amount of votes and stay on the front page forever.

[–]mwada1 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck you. I live in Los Angeles and just checked all my windows.

[–]PullOutBoy 9 points10 points ago

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what a fucking asshole

[–]JimmyJamesincorp 10 points11 points ago

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But hilarious.

[–]papermerc77 13 points14 points ago

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I fukken lol'd. That is hilarious. He should standing in the maternity ward too. Or randomly pointing at people in the park.

[–]anthereddit 32 points33 points ago

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I tekken lol'd.

[–]TesticleTophat 6 points7 points ago

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[–]papermerc77 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AQUA2 4 points5 points ago

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A few years ago, a comment like that would've been downvoted so hard, the commenter would've closed his account and relegated all his opinions to Youtube.

[–]Vaskre 1 point2 points ago

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Was this playing?

[–]wet-dreaming 1 point2 points ago

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poor elders

[–]FBGMadjutant 1 point2 points ago

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Today I learned...

[–]slevadon 1 point2 points ago

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you should include a source

[–]MrIndifferent 1 point2 points ago

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This

Relevant to your interests

[–]saucygit 1 point2 points ago

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stupid

[–]cheeto44 1 point2 points ago

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Old or not, I see that creepy face outside my window and I'm going to be a little unnerved.

[–]SuckItLily 1 point2 points ago

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Has nothing to do with "trolling" unless he wanted to get the cops called on his ass.

[–]BlorfMonger 1 point2 points ago

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I recall seeing a video on the web a while back. It was some praticle joke show, and people in a checkout line had a view of a security camera pointed at them. In the monitor was edited in the grin reaper, but actually behind him was some old man. When they turned to look at them, he would give them a lewd wink.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Get. Off. My. Lawn.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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They did something similar on a hidden camera show. It's pretty clever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bf-7PxQ894

[–]nvrknowsbest 1 point2 points ago

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Fake.

[–]dawrg 1 point2 points ago

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Arrested?? Outrageous! They should have just done a Rodney King number on him, pepper sprayed and tased his ass and let him go.

[–]Interesting_Aside 0 points1 point ago

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That link had nothing to do with bacon!!

[–]lautr 0 points1 point ago

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It might be funny...until the old people start trolling you.

[–]gunnin_and_runnin 0 points1 point ago

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Must have been bored or retarded.

[–]TheCodexx 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly none of them read Discworld. I'd go out and say "Hi!". Then I'd ask where Binky was.

[–]JJB-125 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Oh_sup 0 points1 point ago

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.... Darren? That you?

[–]portray 0 points1 point ago

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He should have said he was just checking his reflection.

[–]CSec064 0 points1 point ago

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That's so hilarious I wish it wasn't illegal.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 0 points1 point ago

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FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: HAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY!

[–]readmikenow 0 points1 point ago

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This guy has WAY too much time on his hands. He needs to get a job and if he can't he needs to spend time begging. Is this the best he could do for entertainment?

[–]malgrep 0 points1 point ago

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That's nothing. Back in the 60's a guy named Harry Meadows did the same thing at his own retirement home. Three people died as a result

http://wikibin.org/articles/harry-meadows.html

If I get put in a home, I plan on doing the same thing.

[–]hobofats 0 points1 point ago

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i expected the next sentence to be "the man turned out to be an 87 year old resident of the retirement home"

[–]Disasstah 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to wear a grim reaper costume to work during halloween. However I work at a hospital and my office next to labor and delivery, and NICU.

[–]whywherewhat 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that's pretty fucked up actually. Jeez

[–]Zsamot 0 points1 point ago

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that guy must of needed the internet badly back then... too bad his dial up was too slow.

[–]Aaya 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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FW: RE: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: You'll never guess what he did to get arrested!!!

[–]troutmix -1 points0 points ago

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Old peoples' skin sags because it's being pulled toward the underworld

Bo Burnham, go watch his shit, it's cash.

[–]rat22 0 points1 point ago

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would be awesome if he got some friends to act out that no one else see's his other than those old people XD

[–]TerWood 0 points1 point ago

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That's odd... there's one right here in my window, should I call the po...OH GOD.

[–]dopestone1 0 points1 point ago

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9gag did this already..

[–]EphemeralMemory -1 points0 points ago

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This is one of the funniest things I have seen all day.

I couldn't care less if it was a re-post.

[–]SgtSloth -2 points-1 points ago

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That's like when old people at weddings poke me and say "You're next!" so I go to funerals and poke old people and say "You're next!".

I think I stole this joke off reddit.

[–]HomeButton -4 points-3 points ago

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When I began reading, I was hoping it would go like this:

The police arrested a man for dressing up as the Grim Reaper and scaring people. Turned out he was just old and looked like that normally

[–]andrewsmith1986 -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder if that would be Death by misadventure.

[–]izzypop73 -3 points-2 points ago

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Win

[–]terrible_name -2 points-1 points ago

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TL;DR.... Death

[–]AmazingPerson -2 points-1 points ago

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thets not troling idolts u cen only trol on internet

[–]OsamaBongLoadin -2 points-1 points ago

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That's punk as fuck

[–]iamnotatroll -2 points-1 points ago

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Why? I bet most in th old folks home would either think it's hilarious, and/or would be elatd to know that the grim reaper is just around the corner.

[–]killem_all -4 points-3 points ago

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LOL

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[–]ForgettableUsername 2 points3 points ago

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There was no family guy in 1994, so it would have been a Simpsons thing.

[–]grandom -1 points0 points ago

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An hero, if there ever was one.

[–]darksurfer 0 points1 point ago

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a fuckwit if ever there was one (and there are many)

[–]Alex660 -1 points0 points ago

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All fun and games until you scare one of the ol people to death.

[–]mulletdulla -1 points0 points ago

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I once watched my friend dress up like this and follow old people round the city silently. He even hugged one at a bus stop.

We eveb had this exact idea but with a twist: holding up a sign saying, 'wont be long now' cept we felt it too too harsh to go through with

Also; interesting story for having a reaper costume in the first place - if people are interested ill tell that story too

[–]bmfbg -1 points0 points ago

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I just googled the shit out of this story. Though it is very hilarious there are no articles I can find. Only little things from blogs and other little website.

Someone please find the real article so I renew my fate in humanity for epic-ness.

[–]DirtyLynx -4 points-3 points ago

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Ye olde lulz. Talk about irl trolling lol

[–]ninjordan -3 points-2 points ago

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Is there any way you could add an nsfl tag for anyone who might see this image at night after waking up from a nightmare?

[–]bobstay 1 point2 points ago

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Please grow a pair.