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[–]CheWiiN 58 points59 points ago

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For those of you wondering, it's not reversed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fNyxnsVT_k&feature=channel_video_title

[–]AncientPC 23 points24 points ago

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Here it is reversed.

[–]throweraccount 0 points1 point ago

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LMAO reversed it looks like she ate something spicy and it was too much!

[–]bobtheghost33 2 points3 points ago

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That is the cutest youtube channel ever.

[–]Syniphas 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't even think about the chance of it being reversed before you mentioned it. Have I just not been on Reddit long enough?

[–]GoShogun 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fNyxnsVT_k&t=75

The lol moment. Or go to the original link and press 7.

[–]IhateKatie -1 points0 points ago

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poor baby

[–]DerFelix -1 points0 points ago

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Wadsworth x2 !!

[–]wallaceofspades 105 points106 points ago

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I eat 'cus I'm sad and I'm sad 'cus I eat.

[–]Reh-dit 13 points14 points ago

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When I'm bored, I eat.

[–]makinbacon254 6 points7 points ago

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I can't tell the difference between boredom and hunger most days.

[–]6h057 42 points43 points ago

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"I eat because I'm unhappy and I'm unhappy because I eat."

FTFY

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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its a vicious cycle

[–]Atario 8 points9 points ago

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Nao get in MAH BELLAH!

[–]gigashadowwolf 0 points1 point ago

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[–]themagpiecollective 1 point2 points ago

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NAY! a delicious cycle!

[–]SurpriseButtSexer -5 points-4 points ago

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Like DIS IF U CRY Evrytime.

[–]Piratiko 11 points12 points ago

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[–]PassageBird 8 points9 points ago

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WAAAAAHHH-- oh woah this shit is good

[–]stent_removal 10 points11 points ago

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haha. that's cute.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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When I was like 12, I went to Venezuela with my friend and her family. After a few days, I got homesick and cried and said I missed my family. They took me to a McDonalds and I instantly stopped crying. Maybe it was the nostalgia from the fast food that reminded me of home... or maybe I love food more than my family.

[–]tokeallday 2 points3 points ago

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It goes from IM SO PISSED to mmmm food in no time

[–]abitstartled 2 points3 points ago

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They call it comfort food for a reason.

[–]VeryAngryRaptor 2 points3 points ago

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Ahh, the power of cheese...

[–]jjsreddit 2 points3 points ago

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[–]imgur-mirror-bot 6 points7 points ago

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[–]opalorchid 1 point2 points ago

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I think yours is the most useful account I've come across.

[–]nmstjohn 6 points7 points ago

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Isn't this being played in reverse?

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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I don't think so, reversing OP's gif looks weird.

[–]MisterFaxSender 2 points3 points ago

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Honestly, it looks weird either way.

[–]f03nix 1 point2 points ago

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If you look closely, the kid starts crying in the reverse one as soon as he/she's about to taste the food ... it's more weird.

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[–]imatat 11 points12 points ago

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nah... she was practicing chewing and didn't open her mouth in time. As a result, she cut her upper lip and cried about it like this little baby I met once who was being pushed in a stroller by her mother down Park Place when all of a sudden she caught a glimpse of her reflection in my monocle, miraculously became self-aware, peered up for the first time at my fancy red hotel adorning the skyline, looked back at her slovenly mother, and subsequently realized beyond any semblance of a doubt that she would never experience the pleasure of sipping Louis XIII at my magnificent mahogany lobby-bar.

[–]Anovan 2 points3 points ago

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That was magnificent.

[–]dreamqueen9103 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god. This is me.

[–]opalorchid 1 point2 points ago

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Really? I could have sworn it was my boyfriend.

[–]manofsea 3 points4 points ago

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Future fat kid

[–]JMHM77 1 point2 points ago

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That's why santas jolly

[–]cleveringer 1 point2 points ago

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And people ask me why I gained so much weight.

[–]danimal82 1 point2 points ago

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i can almost hear the "mmm" followed by a barely audible "that's good"

[–]9ren 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Gotta love those Benadryl Crackers.

[–]GenFiasco 1 point2 points ago

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I work at a daycare, and I can back up the validity of this video (don't worry I'm an internet tough guy too). The babies will literally scream until that first bite of food is in their tummy boxes. Then they instantly stop.

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[–]opalorchid 0 points1 point ago

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I've always loved Chinese food (or what I thought was Chinese food)... until this year. In the past year I've discovered real Chinese food, the Asian market, and other types of Asian restaurants. I'll always have a soft spot for my American fake Chinese food, but now I love the real thing.

... Annnnnd now I'm hungry

[–]melonmonkey 1 point2 points ago

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This always pissed me off as a kid. Some times I would be angry at my obviously unjust parents (I was young) and I'd sit down to eat, then suddenly I couldn't be upset. It was awful.

[–]kobe24Life 1 point2 points ago

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Babies are the biggest bullshitters. One second they're crying, two seconds later laughing.

[–]Nocturnalbird45 1 point2 points ago*

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Basically me, when I'm PMSing.

[–]BonquiquiShiquavius 1 point2 points ago

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This is exactly what it's like when your wife is pregnant.

[–]jnseals 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, stress eating.

[–]Chachoregard 0 points1 point ago

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What is that she's eating?

[–]nigabitch 2 points3 points ago

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A Korean pear.

[–]tyrantlytamale 0 points1 point ago

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I do that too.

[–]oncefoughtabear 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to say I have grown out of that. But I can't.

[–]dwarp 0 points1 point ago

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yep thats me

[–]ysmolyar 0 points1 point ago

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Not long till she is 300 lbs

[–]Moosapian 0 points1 point ago

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This is proof to how food lets you forget your problems.

[–]alphadogkp 0 points1 point ago

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Why has Family Guy's SuperDeath not killed her yet?

[–]Aeiro 0 points1 point ago

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I'm drunk, so forgive me if I cannot understand what the fuck is going on. ಠ_ಠ

[–]opalorchid 0 points1 point ago

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crying baby is placated by food.

[–]Xd3ltax 0 points1 point ago

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And this is how kids get fat

[–]nickrandall 0 points1 point ago

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FUCKIN YERIN

[–]ericlikesyou 0 points1 point ago

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That's Yaerin, the cutest baby on Youtube

[–]rsingles 0 points1 point ago

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This will really help the doctors down the road find when her eatting disorder started.

[–]schmitzel88 0 points1 point ago

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and an eating disorder was born

[–]cntbckwrdsfrm10 0 points1 point ago

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I think she's eating a baby mum-mum. If she is, those things are a godsend!

[–]mrsquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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Yes yes, I do know of this mystical power. It is used on my 1 year old often. The boy wants to eat every time he sees someone else eating. :S

[–]WoollyMittens 0 points1 point ago

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So this video was reversed and there's actually wasabi on that biscuit?

[–]BikeBison 0 points1 point ago

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This must be Tina Fey's Asian baby alter-ego

[–]karmaceutical 0 points1 point ago

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mums are pretty delicious

[–]icarusfins 0 points1 point ago

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This is me when lunch time rolls around.

[–]Crushader 0 points1 point ago

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Yerin ahhhh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So this is why the North Koreans are crying so much about Kim Jong-Il

[–]Exavion 0 points1 point ago

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I said NOM in my head when I saw this.

[–]Uberche 0 points1 point ago

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Not really food, just a manipulative child. Children learn at a very young age to lie and manipulate, that's why I lie to children about the existence of monsters under their beds and in their closets... fair.

[–]agurcsik 0 points1 point ago

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She's eating a mumum. My baby cousin loves them.

[–]book_worm72 0 points1 point ago

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.... Was it just me or did anyone think she was sneezing and using the food as a tissue at first? xD

[–]5thnameitried 0 points1 point ago

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I was totally confused. It took me about 5 times to realize she was not sneezing

[–]NELCgeek 0 points1 point ago

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She is going to be faaaaaaatttt

[–]avenx 0 points1 point ago

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Why is she eating an upvote?

[–]RaulCQ 0 points1 point ago

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Food is the perfect solution to shut up kids.

[–]Crawlerado -1 points0 points ago

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So next time some soccer fag is rolling around all whiny about his shin, shove a chip in his mouth!

[–]no1stunna -3 points-2 points ago

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Is it backward? She's sleep-eating. It tastes like shit so it wakes her up.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Kim Jong-Un, age 2.

That's probably really fucking offensive to somebody.

[–]hapeeb -1 points0 points ago

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cunt

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Did I call that or what?