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[–]bigbuttfucker 48 points49 points ago

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If he took the acid, why is she the one hallucinating?

[–]lookbusyjesusiscomin 13 points14 points ago

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Third person trip man it'll fuck you up.

[–]hayashirice911 20 points21 points ago

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Because she's blonde

[–]wewtaco 3 points4 points ago

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Secondhand tripping. Over 2/3 of the trip goes back into the air.

[–]Its_Always_420 2 points3 points ago

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It is her acid.

[–]WarPhalange 1 point2 points ago

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THEN WHO WAS LSD????

[–]FrostByt 0 points1 point ago

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He is not even there. In fact she is seeing this whole thing.

[–]ZombieDib 5 points6 points ago

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My friend's 15 year old sister once took 2 gummy bears that had a drop of LSD each from his room... we still don't know what happened to her, but his mom had a big talk with him.

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[–]ZombieDib 0 points1 point ago

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she didn't even know how being high on marihuana feels like, and she took 2 drops of LSD, well i'd like to let you know these trips involve very long periods of time of "psychosis", maybe she had a bad trip.... anyway, i know i'm not as super duper cool as you are, but i really really wish that one day i can be that cool ;)

[–]StaticPrevails -2 points-1 points ago

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Nah, if you take LSD under the age of 18, you die.

[–]WarPhalange 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, people have no idea you are joking. Are stoners really that big of idiots or something?

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[–]Andrew_Would 1 point2 points ago

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i understood you, and upvoted.. people dont get jokes i guess...

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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I know /r/trees gets very defensive the moment you mention something negative about marijuana. I figured it was something similar.

[–]Banana223 2 points3 points ago

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This is an incredibly fucking old repost, but it's also one of my favorite images ever.

[–]ASmokingBun 8 points9 points ago

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Didn't see that coming XD

[–]workingboy 3 points4 points ago

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I, too, enjoy reading the 4chan for posts.

[–]Poofengle 1 point2 points ago

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I normally hate this meme, but this is hilarious

[–]ParticularJoker 1 point2 points ago

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Why was he trying to put on Lick n Stick tattoos?

[–]bernierunns 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly.

[–]MeeHungLo 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could be that lucky.

[–]Carnie123 1 point2 points ago

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An oldie but a goldie, I believe this has been on encyclopedia dramatica for years now under 'Drugs'

[–]psyshadow 1 point2 points ago

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i miss these! and lsd. damn real life

[–]cheblehbleh 0 points1 point ago

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give credit to original link.

[–]awesomefabian27 -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah, you asshole "freedohm"! That was on Comixed and you know it!

[–]LimpPopsicle 0 points1 point ago

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I hate it when that happens!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Inspired me to watch the entire film, just to see what this is actually from...huh

[–]gkx 0 points1 point ago

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Super dumb. What movie?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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race to witch mountain... was pretty damn good

[–]FraggotMan -1 points0 points ago

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race from witch mountain or something. its a bastardization of the originals and the...villian...is fucking redickuless

[–]bobstay 2 points3 points ago

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redickuless

Congratulations on the most ridiculous spelling of ridiculous I have ever witnessed.

[–]FraggotMan 2 points3 points ago

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[–]pachaug 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bujweiser 0 points1 point ago

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I miss this meme

[–]holladoub 0 points1 point ago

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why does the rock keep making bad movies

[–]Seiikey 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bigbabich 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking old played out meme. Now with even less funny.

[–]bernierunns -1 points0 points ago

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You might not know what acid looks like....

[–]ShockerOnShockStreet 6 points7 points ago

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A clear liquid that can be put on anything?

[–]mdax8414 1 point2 points ago

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I think he meant the actual trip. The waves are sorta right, the colors... not so much. White light isn't separated into its respective wavelengths in front of your eyes. Colors may look more vibrant though.

[–]wallychamp 1 point2 points ago

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Depends how strong it is/how much you take.

[–]mdax8414 0 points1 point ago

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I was skeptical and wrote out a whole post trying to prove you wrong, then I thought, "Wait, I should look up reports from other people. I shouldn't be so bold to assume my experiences are penultimate."

Lo and behold, it's a pretty common theme with OEVs. I'm surprised, I've been pretty out there before and never got that. I suppose it's important to remember that everyone experiences these things differently.

I'm just curious as to how it happens. Is it a cascading misfiring of neurons in the eye? Or is it deeper in the brain? Is it an imposition of what we call the "imagination" onto the visual fields? Is V1 involved? And if so, how are they connected?

[–]wallychamp 0 points1 point ago

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I've always wondered that as well. An unfortunate consequence of how illicit substances work is that you never know if you're reading something that actually has sound research backing it up, an 'anti-drug' taint, or the pseudo intellectual ramblings of some drug nut.

I'd say that that picture looks way more like mushroom hallucinations, but I have had similar colorful experiences with LSD.

[–]bernierunns 1 point2 points ago

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A temporary tattoo though? That's reaching a little. It doesn't matter really, I was just being cynical.

[–]Slepz -1 points0 points ago

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call me an oldfag, but 4CHAN DID IT OVER 3 YEARS AGO