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[–][deleted] 81 points82 points ago

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This is depressing. This made me feel bad. Why would anyone want to shoot down Nyancat?

[–]Battlesheep 25 points26 points ago

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They're nazi's, 'nuff said.

[–]cresteh 16 points17 points ago

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Nyazi's.

[–]Saphro 4 points5 points ago

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Heil Mitler.

[–]vaaern -1 points0 points ago

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True,... Bastards. No one shoots the nyancat.

[–]ConeyIslandWarrior 146 points147 points ago

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I don't like any depiction of harm coming to Nyan Cat.

[–]Cornholioh 24 points25 points ago

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:*(

[–]sleepingchild 3 points4 points ago

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Me either. :-(

[–]superkuh 26 points27 points ago

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[–]LFjared 4 points5 points ago

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prob one of her better comics

[–]Cxizent 2 points3 points ago

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I'm still fuming that this stupid thing won and Many Men Doing Manly Things didn't.

[–]UNC_Samurai 9 points10 points ago

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Why would they use a Stuka? Regardless of limited maneuverability, the two 20mm cannon are pods mounted to the wing and aren't aligned for anti-air combat. It would make more sense to use an Fw190D with 2x13mm and 2x20mm mounted in the nose and wing root, respectively.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'll bet you this dude managed to nab at least 1 plane with the 20mms.

[–]dayjawb 14 points15 points ago

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Punchline in title.

[–]zuban 9 points10 points ago

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You're not wrong dayjawb, you're just an ass hole.

[–]CdangerT 2 points3 points ago

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I actually agree it ruined the comic for me because I knew what was coming.

[–]leshoop 4 points5 points ago

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As soon as I read the title I knew this would have something to do with nazi's and nyan cat

[–]Seburrstian 7 points8 points ago

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Relevant username, this is a repost...

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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This comic was made by someone who likes Rammstein and is a nazi to Nyans.

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[–]EbayNachos 7 points8 points ago

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"Feuer Frei" actually means "~fire at will" in German. You don't necessarily have to be quoting their song name when you say it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Or "Open Fire":"Fire in the hole" in general. I know this..... It's just a quick correlation for most English speaking people, Mr. Serious. :p

[–]majorkev 10 points11 points ago

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"Ve are nyanists Lebowski"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]taboo007 6 points7 points ago

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Why was the pilot saying out out? (RAUS RAUS)

[–]Been_Worse 8 points9 points ago

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Rammstein lyrics

[–]Seeker86 3 points4 points ago

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'Out, out." I don't get it either.

[–]taboo007 0 points1 point ago

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My german consists of 4 years in high school. as I kow it means out out I never learned it being something else, I do know that I could very well mean fast, we used schnell as fast in class.

[–]waffle569 0 points1 point ago

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"Go Go"/"Quickly Quickly"

[–]britkid49 5 points6 points ago

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that's schnell

[–]waffle569 10 points11 points ago

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My only education of German comes from TF2's Medic...

[–]Chachoregard 4 points5 points ago

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Same here.

Sometimes I get angry and shout "DUMMKOPFS"

[–]Pdawg7 2 points3 points ago

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SCHWIENHUNDS

[–]BeatlesForSale 0 points1 point ago

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Losing is VERBOTTEN!

[–]Zushii 1 point2 points ago

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I'm german. "Raus, Raus" would translate to: "Get out, get out!" Context wise this would mean to abandon the plane.

If you say "Raus aus meinem Haus!" You would be saying "Get out of my house!" and not "Quickly out of my House".

[–]waffle569 0 points1 point ago

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I've always liked the German language. It sounds quite nice. thanks for the lesson.

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[–]Zushii 1 point2 points ago

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it means "get out, get out"

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[–]ManderRoar 0 points1 point ago

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Nowhere in German does raus mean fast. No idea where you're getting this from. German major here, who has lived in Germany. Raus in its simplest definition means out.

Native German confirms this down below.

[–]zachkush 4 points5 points ago

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you get a downvote. i cried.

[–]skiman13579 4 points5 points ago

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Poor nyan cat... but who brought the damm onions in again?

I SAID NO MORE ONION CHOPPING WHILE I SURF REDDIT DAMMIT!!!

[–]erutuFniatpaC 2 points3 points ago

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as a nazi german i need to say raus means get outta here so raus raus means GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE wich would be used if they where about to get shot down.

[–]cuweathernerd 7 points8 points ago

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Silly, we all know they are made like this: http://i.imgur.com/lXZE3.png

[–]badavila20 3 points4 points ago

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shh, don't tell of they might shoot her down too

[–]Nyxenon 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know...

[–]Im_Not_Pinkie_Pie 1 point2 points ago

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It might not be so easy when there isn't a base to return to.

[–]goddamnittim 1 point2 points ago

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GodDAMN it, Tim.

[–]cuweathernerd 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a fan of this novelty account. Of course, to see how my posts actually look, you'll need to install this and this

[–]NewWorldOrderftw 4 points5 points ago

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REPOST

[–]NewWorldOrderftw 5 points6 points ago

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Just looked at the user's name, DefinitelyRepost

[–]xxcopperheadxx 4 points5 points ago

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I don't always call out reposts, but when I do they are intolerably depressing

[–]poss3 1 point2 points ago

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the more you know

[–]OSI350Z 1 point2 points ago

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i thought it was a process of light refracting from moisture in the atmosphere??? so wrong

[–]Nymaz 2 points3 points ago

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Don't try to fool people with your "light refracting" THEORY. Genesis 9:13 says where rainbows come from. That's all we need to know. I'm appearing before my local school board to insist they teach the truth rather than some untested THEORY put forward by scientists with an agenda. How can 1 color of light become 7? The second law of thermodynamics disproves it right there!

[–]4_is_green 1 point2 points ago

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NOOOOO!!! NYAN CAT NOOO!!

[–]foolishsnails 1 point2 points ago

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"Achtung, Die Nyankats!" is now my favorite thing to say. ever.

[–]nad84ja 1 point2 points ago

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whyyyyyyyyyyyyy nyan nyan neko nooooooooooooooooooo snif sniff

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This made me sad :(

[–]Furaigon 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog with the star-making space squid.

[–]AliceDiana 1 point2 points ago

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I will not admit to tearing up in the panel with the hurt Nyan Cat. (sob)

[–]norightanswer 3 points4 points ago

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Oh noes! You killed nyan cat? You Bastards! Now I has a sad!!!

[–]waffle569 1 point2 points ago

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Gotta love Critical Miss...

[–]T3hSav 1 point2 points ago

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[–]majorkev 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Ahmatehrasoo 2 points3 points ago

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Don't fucking put the punchline in the title. Could have gone with something more like "making the world better, even in death" or some other shit.

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

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Those bastards!

[–]laminaatplaat 0 points1 point ago

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Achtung, die kurve!

[–]skwerpsquad 0 points1 point ago

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And this whole time I thought rainbows were made by robot unicorn.

[–]Chachoregard 0 points1 point ago

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Nyan Cat nyan'd for our sins

[–]Trevor1993 0 points1 point ago

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Damn luftwaffe have to ruin everything! First it was Poland and now it's flying cats made of toaster pastries.

[–]Belgian_Rofl 0 points1 point ago

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I hate it when I submit it a month before and only get one vote. :(

[–]LBORBAH 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8

This is how rainbows work.

[–]Caladar64 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone else ever look at things and wonder what people from even 100 years ago would think of them? Had one of those moments.

[–]physicscat 0 points1 point ago

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Why am I tearing up over a cartoon? Where's my cat, I needz a hug.

[–]stfunewbiez 0 points1 point ago

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fuck i want cry

[–]Benito1798 0 points1 point ago

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Awwwwww that's so sad

[–]NickMalatos 0 points1 point ago

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goodnight sweet prince

[–]M1RSH3 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, I agree with the username

[–]LionEatingMan 0 points1 point ago

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I knew most of the German words because of Rammstein lyrics.

[–]ACIIgoat 0 points1 point ago

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who else after they read "Feur Frei" felt a strong urge to yell "BANG! BANG!"

[–]SOURCE-DAMMIT 0 points1 point ago

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you'll get upvotes when you link to the SOURCE

[–]Nirvana3141 0 points1 point ago

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I just died a little inside.

[–]hannahdeltron 0 points1 point ago

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that just depressed the fuck out of me. holy shit.

[–]RepostThatShit 0 points1 point ago

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Well we all know the real story. God decided to kill us all with a flood and when he had had his fill of slaughter he put the rainbow up there to commemorate the occasion.

[–]Piratefishy 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(

[–]queefing 0 points1 point ago

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Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments.

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[–]kingsleyzissou23 0 points1 point ago

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Repost.

[–]urstrulee 0 points1 point ago

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FUCKING REPOST

[–]bearfish102 0 points1 point ago

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Achtung die nyankatz actually means respect for the nyan cat so there is a nice ending at least

[–]0l1vR -1 points0 points ago

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Oh. My. Holy. Shit. Fuck....

Mommy, Mommy, is it true? Noooooooo! :'-(