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[–]coaxfun 30 points31 points ago

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:3 My corgis ears break all the time... same response. The whining and the O_O' look

flick

:D

[–]jokr004 7 points8 points ago

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At best my dogs reaction is "oh damn, I guess everything's louder now.."

[–]oh_bother 145 points146 points ago

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Original: http://strawberry-pie.net/yamac/?p=107

Post from 5 months ago: My ear broke D:

also it's the second google results for "my ear broke"

[–]DefinitelyRepost[S] 33 points34 points ago

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I actually saw it on /b/, but damn I'm unoriginal with titles.

[–]imme40 123 points124 points ago

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But you're spot on with your user name!

[–]Kensin 10 points11 points ago

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I actually saw it on /b/

that doesn't make it better

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah exactly. It's almost like reddit is some kind of link aggregator site or something where users post stuff that they've found elsewhere.

[–]propaglandist 11 points12 points ago

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If it's hitting reddit for the first time, it's not a repost. It's just a post. Everything comes from somewhere else.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Nuh unh, not if it doesn't!

[–]Plausible_Panda 6 points7 points ago

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I had a giggle fit after reading your username.

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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You both get upboated 'cause I'm getting attention!

[–]Cbracher 0 points1 point ago

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...but it's not hitting for the first time. The parent of this thread links to a post of this image from 5 months ago.

I thought it was funny still so I don't mind it but just clarifying.

[–]FunnyMan3595 1 point2 points ago

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After looking ahead at the next couple weeks of stuff on that site, I think it's safe to call this one a "one hit wonder" and forget that the others exist.

[–]gogog0 -5 points-4 points ago

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Its also fucking terrible and unfunny

[–]Kingkuro 77 points78 points ago

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I don't care if this is a repost, this is the cutest thing I've seen all day.

[–]dosutono 11 points12 points ago

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I concur

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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But cats don't actually do that.

[–]Kingkuro 1 point2 points ago

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Does not make it any less cute.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points ago

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The user who posted this name is " DefinitelyRepost"

[–]yousername 21 points22 points ago

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The user who posted this name is " sepphtmage"

[–]passivelyaggressiver 16 points17 points ago

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"yousername" pointed out something obvious.

[–]DanielPanfs 12 points13 points ago

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Something about this is very appropriate.

[–]ConstipatedNinja 7 points8 points ago

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Sorry I'm late.

...traffic.

[–]IsItTeaYourLookinFor 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure you weren't just constipated?

[–]ConstipatedNinja 0 points1 point ago

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Why would you say that!? WHO TOLD YOU!!?

[–]IsItTeaYourLookinFor 0 points1 point ago

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Tje painful expression on your face gave it away

[–]phunkystuff -1 points0 points ago

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This user is being passively aggressive

[–]Humble_Bumble 3 points4 points ago

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Just a ploy to get ear scratchies.

[–]HMPoweredMan 13 points14 points ago

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Does it bother anyone else when a pet owner refers to themselves as a mother?

[–]everbeard 9 points10 points ago

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Or when the vet refers to me as daddy.

[–]edwee42 13 points14 points ago

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Pretty sure that's flirting.

[–]rasping_radula 1 point2 points ago

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Depends, is he flagging hunter green on the left?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I came here to comment on that. Disgusts me.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It appears your child needs a haircut

[–]Isenki 2 points3 points ago

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Haha, I flip my dog's floppy ears back all the time. Looks hilarious.

[–]TheDudeFromOther 2 points3 points ago

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This is not correct. Animals never seem to give a shit about their ears being inside out and they're certainly never thankful if you fix it.

[–]arquebus_x 1 point2 points ago

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This happens to my beagles all the time. It bugs me, but they don't care.

[–]Thelonesomemoo 2 points3 points ago

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this is the cutest fucking thing..

[–]iiPushButtons 3 points4 points ago

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Reminds me of when my dog flips his ear over while scratching. I then have to fix it while he is oblivious to it.

[–]medicrow 1 point2 points ago

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Cats cats cats cats internet was built for cats

[–]theghostie 1 point2 points ago

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Soooo....I might quote this constantly. And look up the comic from time to time because it makes me happy.

[–]bella1u7 1 point2 points ago

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Dat so cuties :3

[–]DocShadeball420 3 points4 points ago

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MY BUTTHOLE STINKS!

[–]Grape_Salad -2 points-1 points ago

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In the kitchen...

[–]ncjenkin 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly where she is supposed to be.

[–]SquishyWizard 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ramirezdoeverything 0 points1 point ago

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I regularly "brake" my dogs ear just to annoy him.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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My cat does this daily... I still don't know how he does it

[–]RanghtlySlidom 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get this. My cat doesn't give a fuck when her ear does that.

[–]lance_klusener 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking that you might be posting Sakurabas ear [NSFL link] -- http://i.imgur.com/I96k1.jpg

[–]UltraJake 0 points1 point ago

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Hm, he might need to have that looked at.

[–]rabidkillercow 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Nights_Shade 0 points1 point ago

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Fuzzbunkle

[–]Scorp63 1 point2 points ago

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HAHA! What a hilarious post! Thanks for sharing!

[–]to3000 1 point2 points ago

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repost.

[–]donashcroft 0 points1 point ago

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AWWWWWWW Soooooooooo cute eeep =D

[–]baltakatei 0 points1 point ago

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[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

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Why's the "mother" so angry?

[–]lookieausername 1 point2 points ago

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Because the cat could have just fixed it's ear by movin it's paw over its head really fast in a sweeping motion

[–]lolspeaker -1 points0 points ago

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Just like sex with a woman... THIS IS NEW TO ME!

[–]cooldudeconsortium -1 points0 points ago

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Just like sex with a woman, I DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE LIKE THIS!

[–]stoicsmile -1 points0 points ago

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Your cat is not a child. You are not a mother.

[–]Paultimate79 -1 points0 points ago

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Ha. Happends to my cats all the time.

[–]bloodredmoon -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know why, but people who think of pets as children creep me the fuck out...

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Seen this lots.

[–]TickleToeJo -1 points0 points ago

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That girl is a dick.

[–]Silverswimmer -5 points-4 points ago

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Funnyjunk...

[–]swizzlenuts -3 points-2 points ago

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