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[–]Kensin 19 points20 points ago

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They are laying eggs. In a few days there will be maggots.

[–]stokleplinger 0 points1 point ago

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Where do you think the flies came from in the first place?

[–]blancsterrific 45 points46 points ago

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Talk about some nasty ass

[–]awilder1015 35 points36 points ago

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gnatsy ass

[–]Berenziah 7 points8 points ago

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Relevant (NSFW)

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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first time i read that it said "tasty".

[–]Mr_McPants 40 points41 points ago

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Well, the flies apparently seem to think so.

***Disclaimer: My screen name vehemently denies any affiliation with, association with, or any direct or indirect connection to, THOSE pants.

[–]legion_of_dumb 1 point2 points ago

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Poop is a taste

[–]ne99ne 3 points4 points ago

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On r/spacedicks poop is a lifestyle.

[–]pandemic1444 0 points1 point ago

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Fair enough, but there has got to be an indirect connection what with them both being pants.

[–]Ermott -1 points0 points ago*

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Time flies like an arrow, but fruitflies like a banana.

[–]uioz -1 points0 points ago

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dat ass

[–]windy444 28 points29 points ago

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Just keepin' the flies off my lunch.

[–]Kurise 22 points23 points ago

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How does this even happen? I wish this wasn't in WTF. I genuinely would like to know how this persons ass could be so disgusting, that flies are pooling in her crack.

[–]ClassicalFizz 44 points45 points ago

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Its in a very dry area and the flies will swarm on any tiny bit of moisture, in this case some butt crack sweat.

[–]DutchPrisoner[!] 8 points9 points ago

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I think it's worse than this. I'd speculate that she either doesn't wipe very well or that she kind of shit her pants. If flies swarmed because of a bit of moisture on someone's ass then this would not be an unusual sight.

[–]ittehbittehladeh 4 points5 points ago

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agreed, they are extremely concentrated too.

[–]yer_momma 10 points11 points ago

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mudbutt

[–]CaptainNibbles 7 points8 points ago

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swamp ass

[–]CJ_Guns 6 points7 points ago

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[–]HobKing 4 points5 points ago

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Oh that wasn't necessary.

[–]Razzamanazz 0 points1 point ago

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Artax!!!!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]LeutDan 83 points84 points ago

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Why is the zoomed part from a different image?

[–]JakeThePom 45 points46 points ago

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He took another picture that was zoomed in and used that one on the magnified part

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[–]saintNIC 13 points14 points ago

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No he just noticed that when this was first posted. The resolution on my C64 was pretty bad so I did not even notice they where flies. Thank christ for reposts ey?

[–]narwhall 0 points1 point ago

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comodore 64 ? lolwat

[–]beezerz 10 points11 points ago

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Wow I didn't even notice that

[–]michaley 7 points8 points ago

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We should all start telling our old, disgusting parents and grandparents to start washing their assholes better. Actually, we should tell ourselves that too.

[–]bleedingme 9 points10 points ago

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Enhance.

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points ago

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DEHANCE, DEHANCE!!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I literally SCREAMED that in my head.

[–]Aegean -1 points0 points ago

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Mine said "PIXELATE!"

[–]mra99 37 points38 points ago*

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I wonder what would happen if she farted?

EDIT: You know... For Science!

[–]blancsterrific 44 points45 points ago

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the flies would die

[–]badphish94 22 points23 points ago

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Nah, the flies would mutate into super-flies.

[–]Chia909 16 points17 points ago

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Or they would thrive.

[–]Battlesheep 5 points6 points ago

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Life finds a way

[–]Coryhero 10 points11 points ago

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Life, uh, finds a way.

[–]drekthar 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't realise they were flies until I read this comment. AAFAAAGHHHHHH flails

[–]retinence 7 points8 points ago

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They would burst into a cloud of more flies.

[–]DSpyce1119 4 points5 points ago

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[–]jezuschryzt 8 points9 points ago

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no, this

[–]LaLa312 -1 points0 points ago

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Why doesn't this have more upvotes? Laughing out loud in my bed at 4am.

[–]Sheensta 16 points17 points ago

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Dat ass.

[–]javabrewer 14 points15 points ago

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Scat ass

[–]subdep 7 points8 points ago

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Gnat ass.

[–]snorgsniffer -1 points0 points ago

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Sayeth the flies.

[–]iDoiStuff 3 points4 points ago

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That's Opera Winfrey.

[–]ClassicalFizz 18 points19 points ago

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How is this "ew"? The circle of nature is so beautiful.

[–]creepingdeathv2 2 points3 points ago

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What I don't understand is that how is she not able to feel flys walking up and down on her ass ? Shes seems to be walking as if everythings normal , having a nice conversation with her friend ... WTF !!

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 16 points17 points ago

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[–]barton100 4 points5 points ago

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it reminds me of green mile

[–]TONYT531 22 points23 points ago

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Not even John Coffey could bring back whatever died in that asscrack.

[–]Tepoztecatl 6 points7 points ago

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Coffey as the drink?

[–]signorafosca 11 points12 points ago

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Yessuh, only not spelled the same.

[–]MayIReiterate 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, priceless...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, how does it exactly? I just finished, I don't remember anything like this.

Unless that's some kind of weird pun?

[–]Meezi 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh. I didn't think those were the flies he meant because John's diseaseflies are pure black, aren't they?

[–]Jessan 1 point2 points ago

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As Red Foxx said. "You gotta wash your ass."

[–]FrankZappasNose 1 point2 points ago

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The title makes me giggle. The picture makes my stomach weird.

[–]thinkingofaname 4 points5 points ago

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this is so fucking original...

[–]bookwench 1 point2 points ago

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Must be Australia. The only odd thing about this pic is that there aren't a ton of them also on her back and shoulders.

[–]archetype4 1 point2 points ago

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I just cringed so hard my jaw cramped.

[–]Qwuffl 1 point2 points ago

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That's about the second oldest picture on the internet.

[–]DonKeydick 1 point2 points ago

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I'll use the comment that made me laugh the most the last time this was posted: That's one fly ass bitch.

[–]lemonscentedanthrax 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I thought the only way to describe this is "swamp ass"

[–]District2Cutie 0 points1 point ago

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Please tell me this isn't real!

[–]comfortablechaos -1 points0 points ago

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If it's a zoom in on the same picture, why are the flies in different positions, as well as the position of her legs? Zoom in looks like she's standing still/at a different angle.

[–]Reinfear 6 points7 points ago

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semantics, same ass.

[–]firstroundko108 1 point2 points ago

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Good observation, you should be a detective

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Because CSI

[–]pkcs11 0 points1 point ago

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It would be even better if it were Bees.

[–]doktor_wankenstein 0 points1 point ago

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I have to go rinse my nethers. brb.

[–]thnxreddit 0 points1 point ago

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wow that is nasty! "shivers"

[–]narwhall 0 points1 point ago

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I need to stop going to WTF right before i'm about to fap.

[–]Flatline_hun 0 points1 point ago

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Shit just got real.

[–]workwithtwoidiots -2 points-1 points ago

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Poop on her thong! Ewww!

[–]Bencool -2 points-1 points ago

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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost

[–]Chaytup -1 points0 points ago

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Sure thing Chuck Shwagg'd Up

[–]Aaronj24680 -1 points0 points ago

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The title summarizes this perfectly.

[–]tapirsaurusrex -1 points0 points ago

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FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY KILL IT WITH FIRE

[–]denselight -1 points0 points ago

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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS UPVOTING THIS

[–]knocklessmonster -1 points0 points ago

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Oh god, it's like a cow.

[–]ringberar -2 points-1 points ago

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its like a gorilla but worse.

[–]iwannadipmy_balls -2 points-1 points ago

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Dat ass!

[–]bearshy -2 points-1 points ago

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A lot of animals use their tails to keep flies off the rest of their bodies....

[–]TheReprisalizer -5 points-4 points ago

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No flies on her I see. http://instantrimshot.com/

[–]captlazarus -1 points0 points ago

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If you're going out, you'll need to wipe. Better

[–]Vinay92 -1 points0 points ago

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Note to future self: do not click these links while eating ice cream.

[–]rushstriker -1 points0 points ago

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We must ENHANCE!

[–]iv2O -1 points0 points ago

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Mudutt.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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thats some nasty shit ewww

[–]KumatheTyrant -1 points0 points ago

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Oh dear, she's made quiet a mess...in her pants

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Oooh, I remember seeing this here before. The explanation was that the area was very dry and hot, and the lady, obviously being quite overweight, was sweating. Flies are attracted to the moist, damp area, and there you go.

[–]eXeKoKoRo -1 points0 points ago

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A new style of fly trap.

[–]CosmicCowboyKiller -1 points0 points ago

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I haven't thrown up in 9 years.

Almost reddit... almost.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU -1 points0 points ago

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Well... it's a stink hole for a reason.

[–]Chugabilly -2 points-1 points ago

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Mmmmm, Taco Bell.

[–]firstroundko108 -3 points-2 points ago

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Authorized repost anytime! Fuckin hilarious!

[–]Kasket666 -5 points-4 points ago

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So the flies would stay off the chicken

[–]SmashShock -2 points-1 points ago

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NOPE.

[–]hardtoremember -2 points-1 points ago

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NO! THE. FUCK!? No no no! No flies on butt. No.

[–]GamerBum -2 points-1 points ago

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NOPE.

[–]DSpyce1119 -3 points-2 points ago

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i almost puked

[–]Jman460 -3 points-2 points ago

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Oh....that's just nasty.

[–]ElChicoTemido -3 points-2 points ago

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scratch n sniff or it didnt happen

[–]pixartist -3 points-2 points ago

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NFSL NFSL NFSL NFSL

[–]BillyB-sack -3 points-2 points ago

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No...no, no, no. Nooooooooo, no, no, no, no. No. No. Oh God. No.

[–]wearebirds -1 points0 points ago

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great use of himym.

[–]zacci -3 points-2 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCK.

[–]skel625 -4 points-3 points ago

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No no no no no no no no no no.

[–]Battlesheep -4 points-3 points ago

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Oh God! NSFL tag plz!

[–]DeathInTightPants -5 points-4 points ago

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-.0 Cannot be unseen.