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[–]the_trooper 20 points21 points ago

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Upvote because me too.

[–]justanothercommenter 1 point2 points ago

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Downvote cuz where is that whore who's getting banged hard?

[–]LeSpatula 1 point2 points ago

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Me too. I just try to kill the time. I can't even surf too much because the internet traffic is monitored.

[–]wiseman7687 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell! Same here!

[–]stopstealingmyname 8 points9 points ago

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I.......... fucking love this GIF. Yup.

[–]360walkaway 2 points3 points ago

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OP's username made me lol hard.

[–]TimTebowsBlackSon[S] 5 points6 points ago

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I got banned from the Tim Tebow subreddit by its founder.

[–]360walkaway 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit there's a Tim Tebow subreddit. So awesome.

[–]dalgeek 2 points3 points ago

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Sadly, I used to work for someone where I was more productive when he was out of town. We first realized this when he left for a conference for a week and we released more projects that week than in the previous month. I had to bite my tongue when he said "Wow, maybe I should go out of town more often."

[–]blademon64 7 points8 points ago

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My boss is at my house passed out in his bed because he's sick.

God I love working for my dad.

REDDIT, AWAYYYY!!!

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[–]blademon64 3 points4 points ago

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Mmmyep. Pretty much.

[–]DialupReborn 4 points5 points ago

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Going to work tomorrow, plan to do the same.

[–]themangeraaad 3 points4 points ago

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My boss was sitting in the cube next to me all day and I can say the same thing. Pretty sure he can too.

[–]philthadelphia 4 points5 points ago

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Upvotes for everyone!!!!!!!!

[–]StAk6688846993 3 points4 points ago

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I cannot even count how many links are purple

[–]Captainpatch 2 points3 points ago

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IT guy here, most of the office staff still out for Christmas.

~400 purple reddit posts today, by my estimation.

[–]SecretNerdBrah 0 points1 point ago

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I am the exact same. Closed maybe 3 tickets today.

[–]monkeybubbles92 1 point2 points ago

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I love this gif so much.

[–]biblebeltapostate 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in a similar position. All the links are purple. :(

[–]creepypaste 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god me too. Today was so slow... tumbleweeds blowing past my office every once in a while. I feel like I've read all of the reddits.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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saw this before. upvoting because it made me laugh for hours.

[–]lance_klusener 0 points1 point ago

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If you really like and enjoy your job, you wont need a boss to make you work.

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point ago

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I love those soo much

[–]AstronautMillionaire 0 points1 point ago

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My desk just got moved to somewhere with no superiors around me. Mamma mia

[–]Overrwatcher 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I feel when my teacher leaves for the day.

[–]The_Big_One 0 points1 point ago

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I whip my hair back and forth?

[–]mjs77 1 point2 points ago

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This GIF speaks to me.

[–]wildfire2k5 0 points1 point ago

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AT&T is on a nationwide market freeze. I spend my 10 hour work days on reddit and wtching movies. Fuck yeah.

[–]DoctorNL9 1 point2 points ago

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This is why he's the boss and you are not.

[–]TimTebowsBlackSon[S] -1 points0 points ago

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He's the boss because he gets to do nothing while out of town on an extended Christmas break and I'm forced to come into the office to do nothing? I like your thinking.