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[–]nmork 51 points52 points ago

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I work in tech support. I feel like this all the time.

[–]Zikro 5 points6 points ago

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Word.

[–]Erythroy 29 points30 points ago

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[–]Zikro 1 point2 points ago

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Write letterz n shit, yo.

Classic.

[–]SparkitusRex 2 points3 points ago

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Internet support here -- I feel your pain all too well.

[–]celestialwolf 2 points3 points ago

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Hosting support here. Yup.

[–]apathetictroll 1 point2 points ago

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Yup!

[–]TrickTrolld 36 points37 points ago

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I feel like this sometimes too.

[–]RedDaggerx 2 points3 points ago

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Or this

[–]farmergregor 0 points1 point ago

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which turns into this

[–]herbert_andy 2 points3 points ago

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fuck you i totally forgot about that :(

[–]AaroniusH 0 points1 point ago

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I think I just died a little bit on the inside 8(

[–]HomeButton 23 points24 points ago

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"Coming to bed?"

"Yes, dear."

[–]Deanmcknight01 10 points11 points ago

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How does he get out of his cube?

[–]Symmanchus 5 points6 points ago

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He jumps. Obviously.

[–]AYWMS_NWiam 25 points26 points ago

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swims.

edit: Obviously.

[–]GeoSzef 0 points1 point ago

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Here, have an upvote. but he is a fish, so.... yeah.

[–]Lunch_B0x 0 points1 point ago

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[–]JammmJam 8 points9 points ago

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Sometimes?

[–]UnknownArchive 6 points7 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I had no idea Kristen Stewart was on Spongebob... 67coms 421pts 6mos funny
I feel like this sometimes. 91coms 556pts 10mos funny
Fishy life 1com 2pts 8mos pics
My Life 4coms 88pts 10dys gifs
finished university last month and just got a job. guess this is how things will be here on out... 3coms 7pts 3mos funny
I'm living the American Dream 3coms 32pts 3mos reddit.com
How was YOUR day? 11coms 167pts 4mos gifs
Whose job is also like this? 33coms 177pts 4mos pics
Life 16coms 86pts 8mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]herpmanderpstein 2 points3 points ago

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lol repost finder

[–]tubabacon 5 points6 points ago

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The many emotions of Kristin Stewart

[–]creepypaste 6 points7 points ago

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This should be in /r/sad or something. :'(

[–]clobes 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, not funny.

[–]My_Name_Too 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of this game. Pretty cool!

[–]Derpi5 2 points3 points ago

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damn just played the whole thing. thanks for making me totally depressed

[–]TopHatMann 1 point2 points ago

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Frame where he is driving: He's driving on sand, the front car doesn't have a driver, the road is to the right.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 5 points6 points ago

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That's actually a boat mobile.

[–]serasuna 1 point2 points ago

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[–]freezingprocess 1 point2 points ago

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This is why there is alcohol.

[–]zoobiezoob 1 point2 points ago

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remember, if yer depressed, suicide is always an option. Suicide is always funny.

[–]sorenk99 0 points1 point ago

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I also heard recently it's sometimes beautiful.

[–]Darkbro 1 point2 points ago

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So did I before I partook in trees.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like this all the time...

[–]knucklor 0 points1 point ago

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a joke is funny because it is relate able, DAE WATCH SPONGEBOB!?!?!

[–]SourD420 0 points1 point ago

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i just saw the episode :O

[–]Silvett 0 points1 point ago

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I was looking for the clip and got distracted by this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75J0KBCyIKs

[–]kerdum 0 points1 point ago

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Software Developer...this is EVERY DAMN DAY OF MY LIFE

[–]redgator 0 points1 point ago

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He needs a beer in that last frame.

[–]windchime159 0 points1 point ago

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Everybody hurrrrrrttss...... EVERYBODY CRIES!

[–]bootselectric 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes? You lucky bastard...

[–]tonywartooth 0 points1 point ago

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With insomnia, everything is a carpe of a carpe of a carpe.

[–]IrregardlessYourRong 0 points1 point ago

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I almost stopped watching, I'm glad I waited for it.

[–]OMallyRed 0 points1 point ago

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So do the 800 other people who posted this over the years.

[–]kaitlinmarie 0 points1 point ago

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Me too, friend.

[–]macroburn 0 points1 point ago

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"There's a support club, it's called the BAR. We meet there every day at 5!"

[–]darklydraco 0 points1 point ago

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Need to add a scene with screaming kids running around before bed

[–]DISavowwED 0 points1 point ago

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Coming to bed? Yes dear.

[–]cornelius_z 0 points1 point ago

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"Are you coming to bed dear?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but then you realize there are times in life when this is interrupted by a family death, or a tragedy in the world, then you feel grateful for those peaceful times.

[–]Ya_Dingus 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking this today and I was all like "I'm 19 why the fuck am I working full time" so I decided I'm going start working part time and go to school.

[–]secretvictory 0 points1 point ago

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I work in collections for a major lender. I feel like this constantly.

[–]pkonrad 0 points1 point ago

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This is so much better when listening to "Requiem for a dream"

[–]michaelswallace 0 points1 point ago

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What.. a fish?

[–]_pulsar 0 points1 point ago

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Start smoking weed.

[–]chromeStar 0 points1 point ago

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This is Jerry.

[–]Norbury9395 0 points1 point ago

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My leg

[–]Captain_Nachos 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DaftGambit 0 points1 point ago

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Those three guys should totally carpool together.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What episode is this from?

[–]maskake 0 points1 point ago

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:( I feel you.

[–]agentidaho 0 points1 point ago

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never thought that idiotic show would describe my life..... i just felt my IQ drop.

[–]jasmaree 3 points4 points ago

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The show is full of moments like this. Maybe you're just watching some of the later (crappier) episodes or maybe you've never watched it closely, but Spongebob has tons of hidden humor for adults and social commentary.

[–]Prorogue 1 point2 points ago

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Nice to know there are other Spongebob scholars out there. I've always felt like there are some episodes with really deep themes, like the one where Spongebob and Patrick find a baby clam and raise it on their own.

[–]deadlyenmity 0 points1 point ago

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[–]amalashock -2 points-1 points ago

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like a mudskipper?

[–]God_of_gaps -1 points0 points ago

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This has been posted before and I never saw anyone mention that the 2 guys in boatmobiles near him are in nearly the same spots inside the office.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Reddit Repost Day.

[–]analalf -5 points-4 points ago

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