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[–]ghostdog20 29 points30 points ago

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That kid has a huge cock.

[–]Bob06 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck... one day Ill beat everyone with the same comments. One day.

[–]cgfromtexas 1 point2 points ago

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I cannot help but disapprove.

[–]vivaladisney 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, you!

[–]SF4L 0 points1 point ago

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His dad has to be black.

[–]neurolux 6 points7 points ago

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Cock Smoking.

[–]shaker28[!] 6 points7 points ago

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One's the youngest cop on the force. The other's a chicken with nothing to lose.

Bacon & Eggs. Coming this fall to NBC.

[–]auralammunition 4 points5 points ago

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if someone remade Pulp Fiction with the rooster as Jules and the kid as Vincent it would be the greatest movie ever made

[–]themisc 4 points5 points ago

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Cal: Shake and Bake?

Ricky: No. Never again.

Cal: You're right. I was a total dick, man.

Ricky: From now on, [points to Cal] it's Magic Man...[points to himself] and El Diablo.

Cal: Wh--What's Diablo mean?

Ricky: It’s, like, Spanish for, like, a fighting chicken.

Cal: That's awesome! With the claws?

Ricky: Yeah, with the claws. With the claws and a beak!

Cal: How'd you come up with that, man?

Ricky: Just--sometimes, things click.

[–]feloniusmonk 4 points5 points ago

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I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

[–]diMario 2 points3 points ago

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She promised to follow him to the end of the world

He promised to organize it

(Original movie poster meme for "Gone with the wind")

[–]Valdair 1 point2 points ago

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Swag level: Black & White.

[–]a7nwee 1 point2 points ago

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Badass hair

[–]AriusEx 1 point2 points ago

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Lucy's in charge, sure, but everyone knows that the chicken is the brains of the whole operation.

[–]flargenhargen 1 point2 points ago

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somebody photoshop a cigarette in the chicken's beak, quick!

[–]jdutra 1 point2 points ago

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This is my twitter background. I love this picture

[–]Eheaubaut 1 point2 points ago

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Cock smoker....

[–]vacerious 1 point2 points ago

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He's a Rhode Island Red rooster. She's a nictoine addicted toddler with nothing to lose. They fight crime!

[–]machineintel 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DeathInTightPants 1 point2 points ago

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This particular picture has just made my day. Have an upvote.

[–]drl3743 1 point2 points ago

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"So here's the plan Mr. Cluckers: first you cross the road..."

[–]splam 1 point2 points ago

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This would make a great comic.

Smokey and the Cock. Smokey is actually the chicken, and Cock is a dickish 5 year old with the smarmy attitude.

[–]blinkus 1 point2 points ago

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Peekay? Is that you?

[–]Acronomicon 1 point2 points ago

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Aahh yes, the precious bond between a young underage girl and an adult cock.

[–]loridee 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, I'm smoking and yeah, that's a chicken next to me. You got a problem wit dis? You talkin' to me? You talking to ME??

[–]grammer_allies 0 points1 point ago

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Does it look like that kid has two cigarettes in his mouth?

[–]pike1868 1 point2 points ago

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nothing goes better with a fag than a cock

[–]teddypain 0 points1 point ago

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I am reminded of that dog and child picture from a few months ago.

[–]brewtalizer 0 points1 point ago

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Are those "Il Gallo, Super-Quiet" brand cigarettes?

[–]oDDableTW 0 points1 point ago

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The legend of Jimmy the Fish and Deadly Darrel the Dwarf continues.

[–]sac02 0 points1 point ago

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What's wrong with the kids arms? (Or am I just having trouble seeing clearly on my phone?)

[–]mrbottlerocket 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing. He's just cupping his elbows with his hands. (Why does that sound dirty?)

[–]The_Orville_Brothers 0 points1 point ago

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this reminds me of my age old desire to have an animal sidekick. I think a chicken would do just fine.

[–]tszweds 0 points1 point ago

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smokeadacock?

[–]TrickTrolld 0 points1 point ago*

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Robert's got a quick hand.

He'll look around the room,

He wont tell you his plan.

He's got a rolled cigarette.

Hanging out his mouth,

He's a cowboy kid.

EDIT: It's Pumped Up Kicks. Thought I should make it clear.

[–]AnacondaML 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of PK and Grandpa Chuck

[–]CBSniper 0 points1 point ago

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Yeaaaaah, they've come to snuff the roosteeeeeer...

[–]ThrowingChicken 0 points1 point ago

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Little cock smoker.

[–]smellsok 0 points1 point ago

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Italian Spiderman is born

[–]ArcticBro 0 points1 point ago

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Flapjack?

[–]GradeFPoultry 0 points1 point ago

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This will be perfect. Thank you.

[–]ken_NT 0 points1 point ago

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I would watch this show

"Rooster and the Baby"

[–]omnibrain 0 points1 point ago

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This is actually my profile picture on Facebook

[–]ThreeInvisibleDucks 0 points1 point ago

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And not a single fuck was given that day.

[–]bluferfinger 0 points1 point ago

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I don't always smoke with my cock, but when I do, I look like a badass.

[–]SirBasilBletchington 0 points1 point ago

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All that kid needs is a cock and a fag...

[–]Andrew_mueller1019 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]durkadurkadur -1 points0 points ago

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All I need is a cigarette and a big cock too!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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oh so it looks like I wasn't the only one who saw this on stumbleupon

[–]ShinyWisenheimer -2 points-1 points ago

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Like a baws

[–]Skitliv -1 points0 points ago

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Like a BOSS!