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[–]MisterNiceGuy001 984 points985 points ago

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My autistic cats sister painted this pic of a gameboy.

[–]pseudolobster 625 points626 points ago*

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Saved this little guy from falling out of an airplane when my aunt crocheted him a legend of zelda parachute out of hemp. Ron Paul.

[–]Rittto 250 points251 points ago

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It's shit like this. This. Just this. That is all.

Totalitarianism. Cruciforms. Adiabatic. Interruptibility.

[–]shillbert 35 points36 points ago

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The Mars Volta

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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Faith in humanity: restored.

[–]DrPeacemaker 333 points334 points ago

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I criticize people for karma whoring while karma whoring myself.

[–]emu420 272 points273 points ago

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WHY DO PEOPLE KARMA WHORE? IT'S SO ANNOYING! EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. IT'S SHIT LIKE THIS!

[–]Kaelyor 143 points144 points ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]SexDrugsRock 93 points94 points ago

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cat's

OMG FTFY!

[–]NickVenture 650 points651 points ago

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[–]jayce513 226 points227 points ago

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Holy shit that was hilarious, and accurate, now Im angry

[–]Rainymood_XI 73 points74 points ago

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Reddit (aka 4chan with a condom)

I lost it at the first line

[–]ehhddie 311 points312 points ago

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r/circlejerk- the only sane subreddit.

[–]GMLW 199 points200 points ago

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This is disappointingly accurate.

[–]Vendi 69 points70 points ago

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Encyclopedia dramatica on 4chan. At least they don't choose sides.

[–]exnor 10 points11 points ago

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Join ED: It's the equal opportunity internet hate machine!

[–][deleted] 117 points118 points ago

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This is 100% accurate. Why do I even come to this fucking site anymore?

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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We're weak. That and if you filter your subreddits you can avoid the crap.

[–]amirlives 136 points137 points ago

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"How to get onto the front page of Reddit: Copy anything from 4chan and upload it, Reddit is a place full of people who think they are "better" than 4chan, when in reality 99% of it is 4chan."

[–]sinepreggin 489 points490 points ago

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It's atheism section acts as a platform for smug 19-year-olds who want to sit on their high-horses and post Facebook screenshots of themselves arguing with family members that have had the nerve to openly express their Christian beliefs.

most accurate thing on there

[–]SirFappleton 267 points268 points ago

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Even more accurate:

"Hey r/atheism, look at this Facebook screencap of me being a total asshole to some Christians I know. brb - posting to askreddit to ask them how people go about making friends."

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[–]pseudolobster 1692 points1693 points ago

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ITT: We post like we're on 4chan

[–]un_deux 640 points641 points ago*

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OKAY, EVERYONE. Let's try and count to 10. WE CAN DO THIS.

I'll start.

1

[–]pseudolobster 1032 points1033 points ago

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Frosted butts

[–]sofanny 156 points157 points ago

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THREE

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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This thread is now about bread.

pic related

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[–]FITZ_2120 144 points145 points ago

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Nigger cunt.

[–][deleted] 684 points685 points ago

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For the secret message just read the words after the third river of white.

[–]Phlecks 431 points432 points ago

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Nigger.

[–]PureQuixotry 168 points169 points ago

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Roody-poo.

[–]SexualZergling 59 points60 points ago

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Peanut butter

[–]tabarnak111 78 points79 points ago

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candy-ass

[–]SexualZergling 88 points89 points ago

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newfag

[–]ansabhailte 62 points63 points ago

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Newt gingrich

[–]inteusx 22 points23 points ago

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TOAST jackichan TOAST

[–]Apositivebalance 52 points53 points ago

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potato

[–]joshemory 108 points109 points ago

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C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER

[–][deleted] 114 points115 points ago

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221

fag

[–]AwwtentionWhore 22 points23 points ago

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sauce

[–]zonteck 41 points42 points ago

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1

[–]Koston123 129 points130 points ago

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

[–]TreyDunn 239 points240 points ago

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areyouawizard.png

[–]SticksAndBallz 66 points67 points ago

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so brave

[–]NightSnake 77 points78 points ago

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2

[–]ghostdog20 49 points50 points ago

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3

[–]pspalo 127 points128 points ago

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faggot

[–]yeeeeeee 84 points85 points ago

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candy-assgot

[–]KingLionAids 980 points981 points ago

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sex with relative
mom opens the door
hit the floor
walk the dinosaur
fresh prince of bel air

[–]Legendman3 417 points418 points ago

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Is Millhouse a meme yet?

[–]EbolaPie 490 points491 points ago

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Millhouse is not a meme is a meme.

[–]LacidOnex 165 points166 points ago

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fag. Boobies thread! Nope. Headshot gore. Fuck you asshole. OP is fag. MY LITTLE GODDAMN PONY. Jesus. Anyone know what that meme is called where the guy has a clear coat on and his arms always get shopped?

[–]dszordan 174 points175 points ago

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>> While dancing my fanny pack full of spaghetti falls on the floor

>> Scrample to nab each and every strand

>> Mom looks at me with so much disapoint

>> I burst into treats as she looks down upon me, spagatini hanging from my lips.

[–]Legionaairre 245 points246 points ago

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I start violently shitting

Mixture of shit, tears and spaghetti is like acid

Belt breaks, pants fall to the floor

Standing naked in front of mother, crying, shitting and spaghetti everywhere

Sister walks in

Get erecton

Masturbate while crying

Jizz on sisters face, shit propels into endangered dodo

Close my eyes

Open them

Now I'm a chair

[–]theclinger 111 points112 points ago

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samefag

[–]LordRusty 273 points274 points ago

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>sex with relative
>mom opens the door
>hit the floor
>walk the dinosaur
>fresh prince of bel air

FTFY

[–]waterchestnutIII 127 points128 points ago

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Needs moar green text.

[–]Lord_Sauron 10 points11 points ago

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Needs more puppet sex and Rebecca Black

[–]inmatarian 540 points541 points ago*

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Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

(*)

[–]renegade_division 118 points119 points ago

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Go back to Reddit newfag

[–][deleted] 244 points245 points ago

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Copypasta faggot

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[–]kidintheshadows 70 points71 points ago

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TITS or GTFO

[–]pseudolobster 1824 points1825 points ago

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OP is a nigger

[–]pseudolobster 1312 points1313 points ago

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>>235425262: Samefag

[–]diewhitegirls 895 points896 points ago

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If this post ends in a number, you're a fag, OP is a pedophile and my Uncle Steve touched me that summer in the country.

[–]dopefish7590 314 points315 points ago*

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Posting in epic thread.

[–][deleted] 174 points175 points ago

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toasting in epic bread

[–]Ciryandor 25 points26 points ago

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[–]jalepenomack 353 points354 points ago

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of you

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[–]MrTheBest 266 points267 points ago

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Yes, you called?

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[–][deleted] 714 points715 points ago

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newfag whore

[–]diewhitegirls 678 points679 points ago

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You calling me a newfag? I've been around since moot stickied a post and I was one of 20,000 people that posted in it. Boxee is my queen and only a newfag would call someone a newfag.

inb4 gbt reddit

[–]DfizzleShizzle 539 points540 points ago

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faggot

[–]diewhitegirls 420 points421 points ago

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Now that just hurt. I'm going to go fap to gore gifs.

[–]trippin-balls 806 points807 points ago

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[–]topherotica 384 points385 points ago

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hahaha you fucking candy-ass, all hands to battlestations: newfag alert!

[–]radioslave 28 points29 points ago

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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA

[–]Lord_Sauron 93 points94 points ago

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LOL STUPID NEWFAGS CAN'T TRIFORCE ---> delete System32

[–]cornmealius 162 points163 points ago

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Listen you jack off in a sock then you twirl it around in your bedroom so that scent just fluctuates the premises, you take your sister's favorite teddy bear and you shit all over it, shove it up your ass all while suffocating yourself with piano wire, after that, then you can say "that hurt" new fag nigger

[–]diewhitegirls 113 points114 points ago

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You just described the way that I start my Tuesdays. I'm getting my /b/rothers set up in the raid forum and we're going to LOIC you into next year, you pussy.

[–]el_chief 181 points182 points ago

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can you triforce, faggot nigger?

[–]diewhitegirls 100 points101 points ago

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[–]Toribor 112 points113 points ago

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This is a spiderman thread now.

Also, moar ponies.

[–]Ravisher 67 points68 points ago

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Smells like summer

[–]DrQuailMan 127 points128 points ago

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SAGE

[–]5hade 92 points93 points ago

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ok newfag

newfags can't triforce

triforce

[–]IntentToContribute 55 points56 points ago

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///\ is that right?

[–]h_chinaski 237 points238 points ago

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spaghetti fell from pocket

[–]GothicFighter 198 points199 points ago

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13|3

Check'em.

[–]Phillip_Fry 156 points157 points ago

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[–]NiteShadeX2 89 points90 points ago

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Desu...

[–]Schroedingers_gif 70 points71 points ago

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Modget.

[–]FearTheWalrus 55 points56 points ago

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Burst into treats

[–]RaptorJesusDesu 121 points122 points ago

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Check'em (>'')>

[–]petler477 201 points202 points ago

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dubs decides whether or not I kill myself. In return, tits.

[–]PureQuixotry 121 points122 points ago

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OP will surely delivar

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points ago

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gtfo

[–]Herborist 141 points142 points ago

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You're a double nigger.

[–]slntkilla 106 points107 points ago

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newfags can't triforce

[–]Pointy130 158 points159 points ago

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[–]blackstrat 145 points146 points ago

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Newfag.

[–]Pointy130 57 points58 points ago

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New CANDY-ASS

[–]saucepanicus 15 points16 points ago

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[–]BenjaminSkanklin 200 points201 points ago

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psuedolobster is a Candy Ass got

[–]Pointy130 135 points136 points ago

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Fucking Roody-Poo

[–]Deadhookersandblow 90 points91 points ago

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I would have said faggot but if you wanna be a nigger then sure.

[–]toxictoastcraft 114 points115 points ago

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Here's some random child pornography faggot.

[–]5hade 67 points68 points ago

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[ pedo bear picture goes here ]

[–]REITERATES_IN_CAPS 90 points91 points ago

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OP IS A NIGGER

[–]Phoenix930 50 points51 points ago

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roody-poo

[–]NoBridge 212 points213 points ago

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[–]DigitalN 164 points165 points ago

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fuckin' newfag can't triforce

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[–]generalguyz 75 points76 points ago

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Are you a wizard?

[–]salvadorwii 92 points93 points ago

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Here's the oldfag guide to triforce

  1. Go to My Pc

  2. Delete C:/Windows/System32

  3. Restart

  4. You'll have a .txt file with the triforce on your desktop

[–]generalguyz 77 points78 points ago

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FUCK YOU GUYS! MY DAD IS GOING TO KILL ME!

[–]Scrial 28 points29 points ago

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an hero

[–]cbrunos 25 points26 points ago

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Just put a magnet on your hard drive and rub. It'll repair your computer.

[–]rileyrulesu 451 points452 points ago

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ITT We post like it's Reddit.

"So I'm derping around derpmart and I want to purchase ALL the things, so I'm like Y U NO SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY? and I see another redditor So I say "the narwhal bacon's at midnight" and gave her a picture of my cat, and she said "woah we got a badass over here" and I said "don't you go on reddit?" and she said "nope, chuck testa" and friend-zoned me. Now i'm forever alone".

True story.

[–]dukedj 137 points138 points ago

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Nigger

[–]cespinal 22 points23 points ago

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[–]SuperDestructo 79 points80 points ago

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"S-stupid 4chan... it's not like I l-l-like you or anything! I just like your memes is all! You're gross and full of pedophiles!"

[–]g33n 48 points49 points ago

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Tsundere Reddit?

oh god why do i know these things i've wasted my life

[–]SuperDestructo 30 points31 points ago

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Reddit being tsundere for 4chan has been an established fact since Reddit's creation.

[–]ColaEuphoria 109 points110 points ago

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[–]xMalnutrition 89 points90 points ago

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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT FURRIES

[–]kupoforkuponuts 125 points126 points ago

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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

[–]diamondsknives 285 points286 points ago

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I was adopted. I never knew my real mother; rather, I knew her at one time but I left her side when I was too little to be able to remember. I loved my adopted family though. They were so kind to me. I ate well, I lived in a warm and comfortable house, and I got to stay up pretty late.

Let me tell you about my family real fast: First, there’s my mother. I never called her Mom or anything like that; I just called her by her first name. Janice. She didn’t mind at all though. I called her that for so long, I don’t think she even noticed. Anyhow, she was a very kind woman. I think that she is the one who recommended my adoption in the first place. Sometimes I would lay my head against her in front of the television and she would tickle my back with her nails. She is one of those Hollywood mothers.

Second, there’s Dad. His real name was Richard, but he never really liked me much so I began to refer to him as Dad in a desperate attempt to gain his affection. It didn’t work. I think that no matter what I called him, he would never love me as much as his own child. That’s understandable so I really didn’t press the matter. The most notable attribute of Dad was his unmoving sternness. He was not afraid to pop his children when they did something wrong. I found that out before I could use the restroom properly. He didn’t hesitate to spank me. Well, I’m in line and it’s because of his methods.

Lastly, is my sister. Little Emily was really young when I was adopted, so we were about the same age, but she was slightly older. I liked to think of her as my little sister, though. We got along better than any sibling could possibly get along. We would always stay up late together and just talk. Well, she did a lot of the talking; I mostly just listened because I loved her. It was a great setup that we had! We were short on bedrooms, so- because I didn’t want to sleep in the living room by myself when I was littler- I had a pallet set up for me next to her bed on the floor. This is where I have slept since. But it was cool with me because I enjoyed being with her and I had always felt pretty protective of my little sis.

Everything changed on a horrible Wednesday night. I was at home taking a nap when little Emily opened the front door. The sound of the door opening pulled me to a state of consciousness and I walked from the room down the hall to the living room. That’s when I first remembered it was Wednesday. I was never any good at keeping track of what day it was. Actually I’ll just go ahead and say it: My sense of time was HORRIBLE! But nevertheless, I knew it was Wednesday because Emily had just come home from her Church’s youth group gathering. She walked in the front door and hugged me, and then was followed in by Dad and Janice.

“You have a good nap?” Janice said teasingly as she ruffled up my hair. I just shook my head away and snorted in a manner that clearly expressed that I was teasing back with her.

“Don’t you snort at your mother like that!” said my father gruffly with authority. He shut the door behind him and hung up his coat. “I was clearly joking…” I growled under my breath. He must not have heard me because I didn’t feel him smack me. Emily then proceeded to our room and I followed. She started telling me about her day. You know… usual teenage girl stuff. But I listened so that she would feel better. After her summary she suggested watching TV and I obliged and jumped onto the couch as she was going for the remote. She rolled her eyes at my little-brother-like immaturity and scooted me over and sat down. The TV turned on and we watched it together until the sun went down. Emily was the kind of girl that- instead of watching cartoons and soap operas- would rather watch Discovery and Animal Planet and Natural Geographic. I like those too so I didn’t mind. Actually, those were the only channels that can hold my attention.

So it got late and Janice walked up behind the sofa. “Emily it’s past your bed time. Turn off the television and go to your room. You too.” she pointed at me. Emily turned off the program we were watching grudgingly and stood up. She started down the hallway to our room. As I followed I couldn’t shake the feeling that something wasn’t right.

We went into our room and Emily turned off the light. Just as she did, I caught a flash of movement out of the corner of my eye. It was out the window, but as soon as I redirected my line of sight to where the window was no longer in my peripheral vision, what it was that I thought I saw was gone. I still remained alert. For my sister’s sake.

I laid there in the darkness with nothing but the thin ray of light from the street lamp outside to illuminate the room. It wasn’t much. Time and time again I could have sworn that I heard subtle sounds just out the window… a twig break, leaves crunching, clothes jostling, and all the while I could smell a faint stench of sweat and blood. I kept my eyes open most of the night.

The sounds outside subsided and the smell left my nose. I began to feel at ease. My eyelids closed.

Not long after that, I heard a very loud crash on the other side of the house. I was up in an instant. “THERE’S SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE!” I barked with extreme adrenaline coursing through me. “Wake up!” I shrilly pleaded with Emily. She did, and as soon as I saw her sit up I ran to my parent’s room…

Dad was dead. His neck was splayed open and gaping as blood spilled out of it, off the bed, and onto the floor. I saw that the master bathroom’s door was closed and just before it- on the outside- was a man.

A man… I don’t feel comfortable calling it that.

He was very large and rugged. He turned around and saw me and that’s when I saw him accurately for the first time. I won't forget it. His eyes were large and beady and trapped with lust. He was styling a beard that was badly unkempt with blood dripping off. His clothes were dirty and his face was cold. Just then I noticed the same horrid smell of sweat and blood from earlier, but this time it was overwhelming.

He saw me. He saw me and grinned with a set of crooked yellow teeth. That smile threw me off. I thought that I was going to die, but then he turned back to the bathroom door completely unperturbed by my presence. I was terrified and didn’t no what to do. I just yelled and cried. I watched as he shouldered through door that was Mom’s only protection. I watched as he raised the large razor that he was carrying, but had obviously neglected to use properly. I watched as he sliced her open and tore her to shreds…

I then heard something; the last thing that I wanted to hear… It was Emily’s scream coming from behind me. The large monstrosity looked up from my butchered mother and stared at my little sister. I was distraught. He stood up and quickly started walking toward us. My sis turned and ran, and I was at a loss when he bypassed me and went straight after her. Why was she still in the house? Had she not assessed the situation and run? Apparently not, and now she was dead and I was alone.

I ran after them both. I expected the man to kill her as he had the rest of my family, but I was sadly mistaken. He grabbed her by the arm and jerked her as a way to make clear that he was in control. He dragged her through the house… I was making all of the noise I could now, hoping and praying that someone would come to my aid. He mustn’t take her. Not her.

As he passed me I backed against the wall and whimpered with terror, “Why?” He didn’t respond except by putting his free hand on my head while Emily screamed in the other and saying “Good boy.” He gave another crooked grin and a very cold, unnatural laugh. I followed him to the door where he dragged my helpless sister after him. He opened it, pulled her out, and slammed it shut behind him.

I am now sitting in the house with my mutilated adopted parents, shivering and whimpering with dismay. He’s out there with her. Doing who-knows-what to her, and I can’t do anything. I would if I could, but I can’t. I would chase after them in a heartbeat, but I can’t. I sit here, looking at the front door. I look down at my paws. If only I could open doors…

[–]Esteam 24 points25 points ago

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tl;dr

yes, this is dog

[–]asonjones 59 points60 points ago

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Bravo

[–]4DeeDogg 115 points116 points ago

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TITS or GTFO

[–]bagelboy5 90 points91 points ago

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toasting in epic bread

[–]fortrines 621 points622 points ago

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Listen up you faggots, I got some really interesting shit to tell you about but since I don't want to come right out and say it I'm going to pussyfoot around it by hyping it up with all of this bullshit "lol-im-so-edgy" writing style. 4chan is like a motherfucking website, you dig motherfucker?, a website that you can post shit on, and shit. Anything you post. Bitch, ANY. THING. YOU. POST. is readable by ANY motherfucker on the site. You might be worried that people will judge you when you post some shit on here, maybe they'll call you a faggot or rape your dad or some shit. WRONG. ASSHOLE. FUCKING WRONG.

4chan is an anonymous website.

WELL WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN you ask?

It means nobody. NOBODY knows who you are unless you really want them to know.

Ain't no names, ain't no hashtags, ain't no motherfucking walls and likes and shit. This ain't fucking facebook you queer ass jew faggot. You can say anything. ANYTHING you fucking want and there will be people out there who read it. That's the crazy shit about how awesome our site is. That and everything on this bitch is made by us. We're awesome. Awesome and edgy. Fuck yeah.

tl;dr pay attention to me. bitch

[–]Play_by_Play 132 points133 points ago

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I'm going to screenshot this and post it on reddit because it's the fucking truth. 4Chan does it again!

Then I'll repost it like 6 or 7 more times this month. 4Chan does it again and again and again.

[–]pseudolobster 356 points357 points ago

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SAGE

[–]frunknor 63 points64 points ago

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PUT IT IN ALL THE FIELDS AND TRIFORCE

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[–]speekEnglish 96 points97 points ago

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[–]bronameth 109 points110 points ago

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/thread

[–]ultranoodles 55 points56 points ago

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OP is a candyass

[–]GDIsteve 24 points25 points ago

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roody-poo

[–]inmatarian 96 points97 points ago

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Stop Right There Criminal Scum,

My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should just resist arrest. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.

[–]inmatarian 124 points125 points ago

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Gary motherfucking Oak, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are retarded talentless trainers who spend every second of their day looking at other peoples pokedexes. You are everything bad in the poke`world. Honestly, have any of you ever caught any Mudkipz? I mean, I guess it's fun challenging young trainers and cooldudes to matches people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than doing the elite four with a bunch of pokemon you raised with duped candy.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a leading pokemon researcher, and Professor Oak chose me first to complete his pokedex. What badges have you won , other than "biggest loser who couldn't even catch a Pidgey"? I also catch any pokemon first try and have a banging hot Gyarados (he just evolved for me; Shit was SO Ash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Smell you later.

Pic Related: It's me and my Charizard.

[–]Serk102 68 points69 points ago

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Next person to get doubles decides the name of my baby.

[–]IntentToContribute 55 points56 points ago

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99776622

QUAD DOUBLES Slop McPoke Cunt Bucket

[–]Vermillionbird 101 points102 points ago

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[–]Hogzilla88 58 points59 points ago

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OP is a faggot

[–]petler477 146 points147 points ago

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OP is a candy-ass.

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*attach picture of spiderman calling OP a faggot.

[–]pseudolobster 127 points128 points ago

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[Picture of diseased vagina]

[–]paradoksikal 91 points92 points ago

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Series of pictures of horrified faces

[–]StevyJ 70 points71 points ago

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Series of pictures of aroused faces

FTFY

[–]nunsrevil 28 points29 points ago

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[Picture of deceased vagina]

[–]friendlyhumanist 38 points39 points ago

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Hey let's pretend to be reddit

[–]Serk102 21 points22 points ago

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DAE ever go on the internet all day and not get anything done?

Edit. OMG! thanks for the upvotes guys

[–]mikeybender 64 points65 points ago

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Check out these amazing shemale pics!

[–]kurtozan251 72 points73 points ago

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Sauce?

[–]SpeaksMind 47 points48 points ago

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newfag

[–]concordefallacy 20 points21 points ago

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Something something Bailey Jay something something.

[–]PutDescartesB4Whores 116 points117 points ago

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I like how Reddit's response is 'WELL YOU'RE SHITTY TOO'.

[–]atlangler 186 points187 points ago

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I dont know. These are probably the best comments ive ever seen on reddit.

Also,

the game

[–]PutDescartesB4Whores 78 points79 points ago

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If you liked the comments on here you'd probably like /r/circlejerk. They jerk in circles.

[–]atlangler 58 points59 points ago

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>2011
>jerking in circles

ISHYGDDT

[–]poorsteamuser 30 points31 points ago

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TRIPLES GET

[–]StevyJ 43 points44 points ago

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[–]garfieldtrunkersin 49 points50 points ago

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Check out my doubles.

[–]spaxcow 78 points79 points ago

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[–]electricfoxx 422 points423 points ago

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[–]BlazeEminENT 472 points473 points ago

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NEWFAG CANT TRIFORCE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[–]Deadhookersandblow 162 points163 points ago

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[–]nermid 66 points67 points ago

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4Chan is being Reddit

Posted on Reddit

Reddit is being 4Chan

WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HYSTERIA

[–]SgtWobbles 69 points70 points ago

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Did someone say spiderman thread?

[–]BioCalc 164 points165 points ago

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MODS ARE ASLEEP POST PONIES!!!

[–]AlleyPop 56 points57 points ago

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ONLY QUADS CAN DESTROY THE TAXMASTER

[–]Jackstick 60 points61 points ago

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The Derp comics ARE pretty fucking stupid lately.

[–]facepoppies 51 points52 points ago

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lately

[–][deleted] 123 points124 points ago

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It's good to have a stereotype of yourself thrown in your face. It inspires you to change up the routine a bit more often.

[–]elharry-o 97 points98 points ago

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Well said, typical optimistic redditor.

[–]pukeorama 145 points146 points ago

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I masturbated to this.

Twice

[–][deleted] 113 points114 points ago

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Casual

[–]BenjaminSkanklin 43 points44 points ago

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This gave me diarrhea.

[–]matchell21 72 points73 points ago

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r/circlejerk

[–]reddit--hivemind 35 points36 points ago

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As a 19 year old atheist middle class white male, let me tell you what's wrong with the global economy and sociology and how I can fix it. /reddit

[–]Zodiack 117 points118 points ago

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I've been so frustrated with reddit recently. This was pretty refreshing.

I honestly wish reddit could get rid of the karma system. People aren't willing to vocalize their unpopular opinions because they know they'll receive a number with that post that effectively invalidates whatever they said. I mean, sometimes people have some really stupid shit to say, but completely eliminating any sort of counterbalance is self-destructive. You need to support opposing opinions in any discussion-based community. At the same time though, I can't really see this site running without the karma system in place. For better or for worse, it does tend to separate shitty posts from good ones. I find myself frustrated regardless. Things would be better if everyone had decent reddiquette. Or at least read through reddiquette.

[–]instapunish 52 points53 points ago

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You have to admit that karma is both the best and worst feature of reddit. All too much of the site is driven by karmawhoring, even though karma is pretty meaningless.

[–]runedeadthA 21 points22 points ago

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Ah but if you keep the upvotes, and remove the permanent karma score, there's less reason to whore, but still good content gets a way to frontpage.

[–]kruksog 265 points266 points ago

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I love 4chan and I love reddit. 4chan is where I internet grew up.

[–]Sornos 341 points342 points ago

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ITT everyone thinks that 4chan is only /b/.

[–]nermid 209 points210 points ago

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Fa/tg/uy here.

They're, uh, they're still not too far off.

[–]Lodur 27 points28 points ago

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Fa/tg/uys represent! Haha, or /g/entlemen. I was a /co/lt for a while before the pony fiasco (got out right before it went insane).

Good stuff, it's more addictive than reddit. Primarily because there's always something new and interesting to glance at, where reddit has a few hour 'refresh' time. So I check it for 30 minutes and then I have about 3 hours to do stuff.

[–]atomictoast 123 points124 points ago

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ITT everyone thinks reddit is only what defaults on the front page.

[–]MyUshanka 46 points47 points ago

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As much as Reddit is growing on me, 4chan is still ahead humor-wise. This is completely spot on.

Also, no karmawhores. Yippee.

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