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[–]PaddyO666 93 points94 points ago

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Every fucking time, this gets me. That look of terror is... it's beautiful.

[–]pHreaksYcle 8 points9 points ago

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That's not a look of terror, that's the look of a man who is tasting the contents of their own arse-hole.

[–]i_has_dubstepilepsy 3 points4 points ago

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Huh? What did that comment have to do with politi--ohhhhh...

[–]incen 73 points74 points ago

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If this were reposted every day, I'd still lose my shit every time.

[–]lolwutomgbbq 38 points39 points ago

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Oh man. Then you'd have to taste it all on the way out...

[–]justcallmemrhandy 13 points14 points ago

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I know what I'm posting on reddit tomorrow!

[–]cipher_text -1 points0 points ago

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Ik na sr tm aa n8 t0

[–]Furfire 2 points3 points ago

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It is done.

[–]civildisobedient 1 point2 points ago

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What? WHAT JUST "POPPED IN" THERE, RAY?

[–]i_fap_faps 13 points14 points ago

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If?

[–]frame_limit 12 points13 points ago

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Can someone post the source of this comic? Would like to see more.

[–]Cattiv0 10 points11 points ago

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[–]frame_limit 1 point2 points ago

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hey thanks!

[–]Solarin88 12 points13 points ago

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I still don't get why a genie needed help with geometry homework.

[–]nicehat 0 points1 point ago

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Do have any idea how hard it is to fit a harem inside a lamp?!

[–]frame_limit 0 points1 point ago

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just one of those wonderful non-sequitors

[–]LimpPopsicle 9 points10 points ago

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He should make sure to watch "How to Shove a Turkey Up Your Ass with Martha Stewart"

[–]GrumpySteen 2 points3 points ago

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Or at least the video where the woman shoplifts a chicken by shoving it up her hoohah.

[–]DoctorEmo 18 points19 points ago

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Why is Carl granting wishes?

[–]trancetastic 6 points7 points ago

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For those interested, here's the site it came from. Didn't actually take the time to find the comic posted here, but these are all the others.

[–]MattyAmerica1 15 points16 points ago

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I bet he starts wearing flavored underwear.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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Do you put your underwear inside your ass?

[–]MattyAmerica1 27 points28 points ago

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You don't ?

[–]haloskulls117 2 points3 points ago

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come with me, sir

[–]MattyAmerica1 6 points7 points ago

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No wait... I can explain! I... Uh ... Just said that to be funny! Yeah! C'mon, let me go!

[–]haloskulls117 3 points4 points ago

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The trial for MattyAmerica1 begins..... All rise!

[–]haloskulls117 3 points4 points ago

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you may sit.... the judge nelson biederman the third of california will be convicting Matty on charges of underwear in the asshole. prosecution, present your case........

[–]ObscureGecko 1 point2 points ago

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Your honor, this comment thread is exhibit A...

[–]Desper[!] 1 point2 points ago

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If you look very closely at the shit stains on his undies, you'll notice that is exhibit B.

[–]haloskulls117 1 point2 points ago

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very well, will the prosecution be presenting?

[–]MattyAmerica1 0 points1 point ago

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I will be represented by The Ghost of Johnny Cochran. If the edible undies don't fit, i'm going to find something that rhymes with edible undies.

[–]haloskulls117 0 points1 point ago

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continue...

[–]Cbracher 1 point2 points ago

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My thoughts exactly. I think this guy is wearing the wrong kind of undies.

[–]Wu_Tang_Clan 0 points1 point ago

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Altoid suppository.

[–]Crashmo 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty sure I would make that man pay in blood. That or defecate in his mouth every day as payback.

[–]djdalek 9 points10 points ago

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Funny as hell, but still a repost.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

[–]drockers 0 points1 point ago

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then you respond with... I wish any pain, suffering discomfort, damage, death, or undesierable malady, condition or effect is perceived, done, or passed onto him.

[–]Torch_Salesman 0 points1 point ago

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It was one wish between the two of them. So you could very well respond with that, but it's not going to get you very far.

[–]Sine_Metu 0 points1 point ago

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I said this exact same thing the other day and I have never seen this comic before. Great minds.

[–]ladyinwaiting104 0 points1 point ago

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I have never laughed so hard in my life. This is amazing.

[–]haloskulls117 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT A DICK!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Can somebody who has eaten or tasted shit testify as to its flavour? Just out of curiosity.

[–]maxim_the_great 0 points1 point ago

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Just watch 2 girls 1 cup and you will find out

[–]JasonRegal 0 points1 point ago

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If there was ever a definition of a dick move... This would be it.

[–]Skurvy2k 0 points1 point ago

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I wish the taste buds in my asshole belonged to him.

[–]Disasstah 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed. Out loud.

[–]diodeforjustice 0 points1 point ago

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[–]NCognito1 -2 points-1 points ago

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Well the victim could use his wish to remove the buds. The proper way to troll would be to go last.

[–]spaxcow 9 points10 points ago

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They had one wish total.

[–]NCognito1 1 point2 points ago

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I read it as I'll grant you both a wish. As in one each. Oops.

[–]spaxcow 2 points3 points ago

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Completely understandable.

[–]DeathGiver -3 points-2 points ago

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i wish people would stop reposting

[–]Askalad 1 point2 points ago

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Your repost is a noob's new.

[–]Awesomebox5000 -2 points-1 points ago

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Stop visiting reedit because reposts are part of the process.

[–]flaim -1 points0 points ago

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"I wish I didn't have taste buds in my asshole." Ta-da, problem solved.

[–]UltraJake 5 points6 points ago

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"I'll grant the both of you one wish."

They get one collective wish.

[–]Andoo -1 points0 points ago

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I would break his arms and legs and then shit in his mouth before putting one in his forehead. I would then get an asshole transplant or a colostomy bag.

[–]mircol -1 points0 points ago

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every time you see this reposted, make a wish

[–]jacobbsny10 -1 points0 points ago

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The best part of this is that a genie needs help with his geometry homework..

[–]xXEpicBeardManXx -2 points-1 points ago

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I just wanna smack that other guy