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[–]leighannimal[S] 10 points11 points ago

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I apologize if this is old or a repost, but some of us are new here. I've never seen it before, and when I ran across it I just wanted to share. It's hilarious!

[–]Chachoregard 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen this before and I still giggle at it, so thank you!

[–]meinherzbrennt42 10 points11 points ago

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This is so old, last time I saw it, I fell off my dinosaur.

[–]Chrisduhhhfur 18 points19 points ago

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I have seen this posted on Reddit no less than 3 times in my short stint here.. And ya know what? I've giggled like a schoolgirl every damn time.

[–]chiefin024 3 points4 points ago

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same, NEVER gonna get old

[–]34luna 0 points1 point ago

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True, still shouldn't re-post though, but he has only been here for 2 months.

[–]dhaft88 4 points5 points ago

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This joke is so young I was greeted by Chris Hansen after reading it.

[–]Psych0Fir3 0 points1 point ago

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Take a seat

[–]AlmightyTurtleman 2 points3 points ago

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If any of you down vote that image, I will slap the little bitch right out of you.

[–]re0508 1 point2 points ago

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Turtle stance Udyr

[–]sKagX 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer Phoneix stance

[–]scottypimpin19 1 point2 points ago

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What you starin at huh you nevah seen a turtle with flippahs bufor

[–]supposedplains7 0 points1 point ago

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Wait till you see his mouth

[–]heyitsmaryyy 0 points1 point ago

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OH GOD!

[–]Dmitch442 0 points1 point ago

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That turtle could bite the kids head off... I for one would like to see that.

[–]Tsugua354 0 points1 point ago

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i think it would have been better if it had just said "come at me bro"

but i wont ruin everyones night with a fixed version

theres a GGG somewhere in there...

[–]ItsBail 0 points1 point ago

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Slap Slap Slappity Slap!

[–]SirDucky 0 points1 point ago

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"Turtle Slap" sounds like a sex move.

[–]whowantstoknow 0 points1 point ago

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Turtle slaps hurt. This one slapped me on the thigh. Bruised like an apple in the middle of smackaroo.

[–]libertasmens 0 points1 point ago

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Don't even think I won't hit a child!

[–]PolyOctopus 0 points1 point ago

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repost?

[–]homeyG75 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed.

[–]hannahmacey -1 points0 points ago

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