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[–]NaeBlis 4 points5 points ago

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Fun fact: That's Quentin Tarantino strangling her.

[–]TheGasMoney 2 points3 points ago

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Quite. He always gives himself small bits in all of his movies, and this one was one of them for this film.

[–]schmii 5 points6 points ago

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You know one time I felt what it must be like to be a Twilight fan on the internet. I was sitting at a bar with some friends and for a good hour or so they talked about how much they hated Inglourious Basterds. They just kept on going on and on. They made lame jokes about the movie and just didn't stop. It was awful.... I'm neither in love or hate that movie so the conversation was just terribly boring.

God, I needed to get that out. It was a pretty awful night. They said nothing interesting and if it wasn't for the beer I would have left.

[–]TheGasMoney 2 points3 points ago

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How can you not like that movie? It's fucking brilliant.

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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Also, as an aside, Christoph Waltz was brilliant in another Pattinson vehicle "Water for Elephants".

[–]TheGasMoney 0 points1 point ago

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I never saw Water for Elephants, though I heard it was one of the better movies that's been released lately.

[–]mtn94 1 point2 points ago

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The scenario might be different but the sentiment remains the same.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFds_Db4OQc

[–]jjens 1 point2 points ago

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]StarkOne 0 points1 point ago

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That's a bingo!

[–]esorscher 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't realize hating Twilight had a time limit.

[–]maadclaw 0 points1 point ago

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what movie is this?

[–]HiVoltRock 1 point2 points ago

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Inglorious Bastards, I  believe

[–]sukinonmybalzak -3 points-2 points ago

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haters gonna hate

[–]lathermeupgood 5 points6 points ago

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Oh, clever.

[–]mesquirrel 2 points3 points ago

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Based on your user names it sounds like you two belong together.

[–]lathermeupgood 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, clever.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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repost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Mitz510 -4 points-3 points ago

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I don't see any difference from Twilight and Harry Potter fans. Both are very long books. Both are full of fake crap that you might only dream of in your imagination.

[–]Nomagon 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see a difference between Ayn Rand and Communism: both are philosophies that people thought up.

[–]sphericalvoxel -3 points-2 points ago

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Twilight and Harry Potter and Atlas Shrugged are all pulp novels by mediocre authors. And Ayn Rand isn't a philosophy, but while Rand was a self-righteous blowhard, agree or disagree with him, at least Marx was a philosopher.

[–]bright_ephemera 0 points1 point ago

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agree or disagree with her

FTFY

[–]Nomagon 0 points1 point ago

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I wrote it at 4 am so I wasn't going to bother to look up whether a name was ever really given to Rand's philosophies. Since you could easily get the meaning of the statement I don't really see the problem. Rand is technically a philosopher whether you agree with the statements or not.

[–]starlinguk -1 points0 points ago

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Twilight is written like shitty fan fic, Harry Potter isn't. Potter isn't literature, but at least it doesn't make you want to set fire to the book, the writer and the publisher.