Proving Atheists Wrong With Science!

kaizenallthethings · 8 months

Clearly, this proves that christians don't pee.

Redsetter · 8 months

I don't usually complain about reposts...

...but I do when it is within 30 mins.

SethDove · 8 months

This is like when a child hands you a stick figure and is sad when you can't tell who it is supposed to be.

Jeezjeezy · 8 months

I reverted to Christianity as soon as I saw that excellent water drop.

tembies · 8 months

Checkmate, atheists.

MisterFlibble · 8 months

TIL nobody pees.

Gravyness · 8 months

Proving Math Wrong With Science!

Gerhard2202 · 8 months

I'd love to meet with this person and ask this person where exactly they think water goes after we drink it.

JackAintBlack · 8 months

And Poe's law strikes again.

MrJAPoe · 8 months

I literally exclaimed to myself: "What the fuck?!"

[deleted] · 8 months

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

tumescentpie · 8 months

I'm pretty sure this was just a troll, i.e. fake, and it gets posted constantly.

Naillilb · 8 months

Gah facepalm facepalm facepalmmmm

CrazeyJack · 8 months

i saw this a few months ago while on a religious website to see how dumb the fundies were. i made an account so i could post on the website and told them about the water cycle and a baptist pastor told me "get my plumbing fixed you hippie freak and was immediately banished from the site and "sent to hell"

Mobiuz · 8 months

He would argue otherwise

Notbob1234 · 8 months

good thing atheists pee, or we'd all be in trouble.

trscorvette · 8 months

I could be wrong, but I heard somewhere that an atheist originally made this as satire, and eventually christians found it and thought it was real.

feral_troll · 8 months

I facepalmed so hard my mom inthe other room came in and asked whats wrong..I answered "stupidity"

tumescentpie · 8 months

Can't tell if written as a joke or written by someone who is fucking retarded.

[deleted] · 8 months

It appears someone on the internet hasn't seen the Bear Grylls meme.

Most shocking.

marcussantiago · 8 months

Can't explain that.

grumpyoldfart · 8 months

Tell me more about this "Unused Water" theory of yours, do you have an "Unused Air" theory as well?

eljesse · 8 months

dont know whether to laugh or cry

deus-exmachina · 8 months

It's almost like this was posted eight months ago.

Hmm...

goldenfreddy · 8 months

But what about my 5th grade science?!

greend88 · 8 months

I could have refuted this in second grade...

thane_of_cawdor · 8 months

I think fundamentalist Christians are just trying to kill me through frustration.

brosiahd · 8 months

What is the water cycle?

brown_engineer · 8 months

Some people deserve a high five. On the face. With a chair.

JesterAzazel · 8 months

Ok I'll do this again:

Humans were only here for 100,000 to 200,000 years.

The population was half of what it is now only 40 years ago.

Water doesn't disappear when you drink it.

Now go fail somewhere else.

FortyPoundBaby · 8 months

Everyday I'm trollin', trollin'

kevster2717 · 8 months

Christians never pee?

graeleight · 8 months

I gotta call bullshit on this one. No one is this damn stupid.

AldieN · 8 months

Apparently whoever made this never learned about the water cycle in Elementary school......It's shit like this Christians.

Vshadow · 8 months

So it's true...

People THAT stupid actually exist! This guy is either a troll, or second grader who skipped school 400 days a year (mistake intended).

Carg72 · 8 months

TIL that once water is consumed, it's completely annihilated, never to be seen or used by another living thing on earth.

[deleted] · 8 months

I love water posts be it troll or whatever. This H2O molecule is going to be the most precious commodity on the planet, or at least the freshwater form, in the coming centuries.

Cue fun fact...

There is the same amount of water on earth as there was when the earth was formed. The water that came from your faucet could contain molecules that Neanderthals drank… Fill your glass with more facts!

Savage_King · 8 months

I love the fact that our mouths is full of anti-matter and destroy all water we drink =D

idratherbeblind · 8 months

Amount we have=x Amount we will each use=y Amount of people on Earth=z Amount of time it would take to use=t Amount of time we have been here=WTF

so... x/(yz)=t...wait seven times two isn't twelve. wtf. This is like arguing that my bowl is loaded and I take a hit every ten minutes. But, I only have three grams so I have only been alive for two hours.

nighthawk666 · 8 months

face-palm

The-Mathematician · 8 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/gx5gf/proving_atheists_wrong_with_science_1_i_guess/

I see this is making it's rounds again. Does anyone have the actual source for this?

IgnazSemmelweis · 8 months

Insert Ned Stark "closed system posts are coming"

foulbastard · 8 months

You're forgetting about the flood of water you get back when foulbastard pisses on your mom. (8xfoulbastard™ liters)

ninjapenguin773 · 8 months

Firstly theirs this thing called rain. In acuallity the earth started out with no water. Secondly humans haven't been here since the start of our planet.


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