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[–]ara_p 39 points40 points ago

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The moment I press submit and realize my Reddit post title has a typo in it.

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[–]ara_p 11 points12 points ago

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You operate under two false assumptions: 1) that I have friends to message and 2) that my posts usually get noticed with or without typos. But thanks for the sage advice. :)

[–]leo1cw 2 points3 points ago

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Nice try, downvotethiscontent's other account.

[–]idiocracyftw 1 point2 points ago

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Okay Eraw, how did you get out of your cage?

[–]leo1cw 6 points7 points ago

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How about instead of all of that crap, delete the post and resubmit it.

Message a few friends, tell them to downvote it immediately... This course of action also avoids trip-wiring the spam filters.

Simply not true. The spam filter will only get pissed off of you delete a post that has been caught by the spam filter.

You also count out a number of legitimate ways of dealing with a bad post title in favor of your convoluted method of messaging friends to down vote the post. Just delete the post and resubmit it.

Also, I have messages mods 10s of times to save my posts, and most of the time they respond within minutes.

[–]reddell 2 points3 points ago

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Or delete. Why would you go through all that trouble?

[–]JesteroftheApocalps 85 points86 points ago

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Yeah, except for the fact you can edit or delete . . .

[–]dromadika 58 points59 points ago

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you can?

edit You can!

edit 2: HELLZ MUTHERFUKIN YEAH YOU CAN!!!!

[–]g1zmo 15 points16 points ago

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Not only can you edit it, but you have 2 minutes to edit it before it will get marked as an edited post.

If you edit your more than two minutes after submitting it, an asterisk will appear on the line after "x minutes ago"

[–]leo1cw 14 points15 points ago

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*3 minutes.

Not 2.

[–]g1zmo 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, you're right.

[–]leo1cw 1 point2 points ago

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It would have been funny if you had tested my theory out by replying with something like, "Fuck you you ballsucking douchecanoe," edited at the 2 minute 30 second mark with your present comment.

[–]SamsquamtchHunter 8 points9 points ago

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TIL my stealthy edits may not be so stealthy...

[–]Madrawn 2 points3 points ago

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I don't trust you... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Ruskin 4 points5 points ago

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I don't trust you... ಠ_ಠ

[–]fuck_pants 3 points4 points ago

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I don't trust you... ಠ_ಠ

EDIT: Oh look, it works. :D

EDIT2: I am the edit ninja.

EDIT3: Bow before my magical editing powers.

[–]xLuky 5 points6 points ago

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How do we know you didn't just type all that out at once?

[–]downvotesmakemehard 0 points1 point ago

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If you edit your more

IF YOU EDIT AND YOU'RE MORE

Christ.

[–]studmuffffffin 2 points3 points ago

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User for: 6 months. ಠ_ಠ

Edit: Or is this one of those thatsthejoke.jpg things?

[–]dromadika 0 points1 point ago

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notice the lack of an * next to the post? twas a joke.

[–]studmuffffffin 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, I was just covering my bases.

[–]mokeymanq 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dromadika -1 points0 points ago

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touche. but twas a joke. guess i must beg your trust.

[–]IAmBroom 1 point2 points ago

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How completely stupid does a person have to be to not notice the word "Edit" underneath their posts for 6 months and 18 days?

[–]dromadika -1 points0 points ago

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holy sarcasm batman!

[–]dromadika 2 points3 points ago

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How completely stupid do you have to be to take everything on the internet seriously?

[–]dromadika -1 points0 points ago

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pretty stupid apparently. dumbass.

[–]dromadika 0 points1 point ago

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well fu-q troll.

[–]movinonup2east[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Agreed...and do. Just the initial terror that I am referring to here.

[–]izagig 6 points7 points ago

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What if there is a typo in the title?

[–]mrfishdance 3 points4 points ago

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You'll have to live with the shame forever... that or delete the post

[–]SamsquamtchHunter 0 points1 point ago

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You have 2 minutes to edit without getting the *

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This face is more appropriate for when you look at your recent comment history and realize you made a completely idoitic typo in a completely serious comment without realizing.

[–]Welche 16 points17 points ago

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I dont finnd this joke very funy.

[–]ymstp 3 points4 points ago

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I see wat you did there.

[–]yeahkeogh 4 points5 points ago

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Your so stupid

[–]u8eR 5 points6 points ago

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This would make more sense if you were talking about a title instead of a comment, because you can actually edit comments.

[–]recneps100 5 points6 points ago

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Well it's too late for that now since he can't edit the title.

[–]recneps100 -2 points-1 points ago

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Well it's too late for that now since he can't edit the title.

[–]TheDentite 1 point2 points ago

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Well ain't that some shit?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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This doesn't make any sense. Comments are 100% editable.

[–]Colostomy 1 point2 points ago

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They meant to say "title" but couldn't edit it to fix it.

[–]Acutuse 1 point2 points ago

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Me to. Every damn time.

[–]AL3X37 5 points6 points ago

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edit it...

[–]Acutuse -1 points0 points ago

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Ah reddit, never can you tell whether a terribly lame joke will sink so low, or float to the top.

[–]250videos -1 points0 points ago

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it's more like fffffffuuuuuu...

[–]noojus 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand how some people can make such epic faces like that on the fly. I tried to make that same face in my bathroom today...no luck.

[–]Plewisdapanda 1 point2 points ago

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Glad I'm not the only one turned grammar Nazi by this site

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i make that face and do this as well - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

[–]iliveforDROPS 1 point2 points ago

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KSIOlajidebt's fifa goals/commentary are actually hilarious (guy in the picture)

[–]xanj 0 points1 point ago

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kill it before anyone notices!!!

[–]Geocat 1 point2 points ago

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[–]caroline423 0 points1 point ago

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This doesn't apply to me. I never make mitaqes in my comments.

[–]surfnaked 0 points1 point ago

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Now there's a rage face.

[–]Joe_12265 0 points1 point ago

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What you did there, I see it.

[–]Tharg82 0 points1 point ago

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I neever hvae tihs prolbem

[–]b-political 0 points1 point ago

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I like to toss in incorrect apostrophe usage whenever I can. It seems to really grab they're attention. If you we're to also throw in an incorrect "their/they're/there" usage it also seems to help.

[–]Eatshrimp 0 points1 point ago

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Then you have to edit it and give a reason why you edited it as if you have to ask for permission.

[–]braomius 0 points1 point ago

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+The moment I realize my Reddit submission has a typo in it.

[–]TheAwesomeinator 1 point2 points ago

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The more I stare at that face, the scarier and funnier it becomes.

[–]Mylesd13 0 points1 point ago

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the green balloon is down votes and spell checks

[–]imfm 0 points1 point ago

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It's called a "nanosecnod". :)

[–]seekfear 0 points1 point ago

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YOu Can

[–]cokeisahelluvadrug 0 points1 point ago

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When you see it....

[–]yuhpples 0 points1 point ago

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I just noticed that guy is wearing glasses. Wait, is he?

[–]prs180 0 points1 point ago

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will someone please meme the hell out of this? what a perfect face

[–]Texanguy05 0 points1 point ago

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There is a white hand growing out of his black hand.

[–]ofacup 0 points1 point ago

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that was so not funny... choose another sub

[–]generalozzman 0 points1 point ago

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i know eaxtly how you fell.

[–]DannyFathom 0 points1 point ago

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There an edit button. The Romans aren't pleased.

[–]6Jonnie6 0 points1 point ago

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Hey! That's KSI!

[–]knight_erring 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, wait a minute! isn't that the 'nigger with watermelons' guy?

[–]Undead_outlaw 0 points1 point ago

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Lol I ever do that. I'm perfect .^

[–]necromundus 0 points1 point ago

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"If I leave my typo grammar nazis will rage out on me. If I go back and edit it, people won't belevie I just fixed a spelling mistake..."

[–]whateverdipshit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TjallingOtter 1 point2 points ago

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Be honest, how long did you take to spell-check this submission?

[–]Biggains -1 points0 points ago

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Please make this a rage face.

[–]MajorSquiggles 0 points1 point ago

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Your just trying to get upvotes from a picture most people have seen before. Comments are editable so the title doesn't make sense to me either.

[–]Poolstiksamurai 4 points5 points ago

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The sad thing is, it's working.

[–]VisionStadium 0 points1 point ago

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It made me happy to see this rather than the obvious "I've made a big mistake" gif.

[–]LausXY 0 points1 point ago

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The worst is when you are replying to someone. Even if you get in and edit it before the 2 minute mark, the person you're messaging gets the original, typos and all.

[–]Wooob 0 points1 point ago

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I havent seen that picture without a watermelon or piece of fried chicken edited onto it in ages!

[–]Nakedp00per -3 points-2 points ago

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Black?