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God made himself useful for once (24.media.tumblr.com)

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[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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If you've ever felt frustrated trying to find Wally, just imagine how frustrating it is for people trying to find God.

[–]xX_DarkMatter_Xx 1 point2 points ago

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Oh come now, just imagine how frustrating it is for god that he wasn't pointing exactly at the right spot. His reputation is definitely tarnished.

I present the following for your enjoyment and enlightenment: Exhibit A.

[–]ashamble 2 points3 points ago

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God is omnipresent.

So, He is in all things. The only people who are frustrated in trying to find Him are those who have not accepted this simple Truth. When you touch yourself, you are touching God (and through you, God is touching Himself). There are places the sun does not shine, but even these dark places enjoy God's Mighty Presence.

[–]foggart 2 points3 points ago

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When I find waldo I find God.

[–]flamecharmer 1 point2 points ago

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I think I'll go and... Touch God...

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[–]mightyenano 5 points6 points ago

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You monster.

[–]LordBacon 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.explosm.net/comics/2093/

[–]ras344 0 points1 point ago

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Or if you really want to get people, only remove Waldo from one or two pages in each book.

[–]Krazinsky 4 points5 points ago

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Damnit God!

First you take all the fun out of sex, now Waldo? You monster!

[–]MrNnamdi 4 points5 points ago

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I laughed. Good enough for me.

[–]Siethron 2 points3 points ago

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fuck you GOD, I almost found him on my own

[–]pinkytheunicorn 2 points3 points ago

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I never really noticed this, but God's kinda ripped.

[–]Astronoid 1 point2 points ago

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There is no Waldo.

[–]foggart 0 points1 point ago

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Only ZOOL!

[–]Astronoid 1 point2 points ago

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Zuul.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I remember reading on /r/programming about a Mathematica 8 algorithm to find Waldo. Cool stuff.

[–]krilljoy 1 point2 points ago

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There were 666 upvotes 'til I came along! Saved you all out of mercy, godless heathens.

[–]moriquendo 1 point2 points ago

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I'm unimpressed. Find Carmen Sandiego, then we'll talk!

[–]arc_angle 3 points4 points ago

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If God doesn't exist, how do we know what he looks like?

[–]Dynamesmouse 4 points5 points ago

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Because he has to look like an Italian man's interpretation of what an Arabic man would think an omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient deity that looks like a human looks like.

Duh.

[–]KingMotion 0 points1 point ago

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Artist's conception.

[–]ashamble -1 points0 points ago

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"Can't tell if trolling, or just very stupid..."

[–]demostravius 0 points1 point ago

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Oh.. theres Wally!

[–]whoami4546 0 points1 point ago

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I was thiiiis close!!

[–]Austindk 0 points1 point ago

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Lmfao

[–]ZombieGadaffi 0 points1 point ago

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Someone add "backgroundify" to the dictionary, and then backgroundify this image.

[–]Anticipator1234 0 points1 point ago

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Now i know why he let all those people die in the Japanese Quake, Tsunami, Reactor melt down...he was looking for Waldo... or he just hates the Japanese.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What an insightful post. Thanks for sharing!

[–]Morticor -1 points0 points ago

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Without god r/atheism wouldn't exist.. Think about it.

[–]ashamble 0 points1 point ago

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Without God /r/Atheism (and everything else) exists. Think about it.

[–]ReverseLabotomy -1 points0 points ago

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I think there was a collection of these somewhere.

[–]Lolgasm12 -1 points0 points ago

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it isn't that hard for god to find Wald since Waldo is god, can't find god, can't find waldo therefor waldo is god

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