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[–]Ryanisreallame 52 points53 points ago

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That's a brutal... hangover.

[–]ichargeatwindmills 6 points7 points ago

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Good thing you finished that one, I was afraid you were going to leave me... hanging.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I do knot agree with you.

[–]pmjm 3 points4 points ago

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Those are all witty comebacks. Not sure who wins. Guess you could call it.... a tie.

[–]LloydBentsen 2 points3 points ago

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I find all these puns to be a real noosance.

[–]KillaPeas 5 points6 points ago

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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]timothy53 18 points19 points ago

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[–]kimchi4me 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god. Natty lite, whyyyyyyy? :(

[–]killstructo 3 points4 points ago

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It gets you drunk for cheap.

[–]SidewalkJohnny 0 points1 point ago

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but it tastes likE dirty tea. although to be fair you really stop tasting it after a few of them

[–]ProvostZakharov 20 points21 points ago

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LIGHT POWER!

[–]onebadmother 19 points20 points ago

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He had it comin. We found him bothering white wine.

[–]fireorgan 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]WarPhalange 15 points16 points ago

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That's a lot more disturbing than it should be.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah. All "REDDIT LOL" aside, it's really weird to think that somebody actually set up and took this photo. WTF?

[–]FVAnon 2 points3 points ago

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Because it's funny?

[–]Timid_Pimp 2 points3 points ago

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No.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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For the karma.

[–]something224 11 points12 points ago

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Are those ghosts?

[–]penguin_popper 6 points7 points ago

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everyone knows richers are afraid of ghosts

[–]pilith 4 points5 points ago

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Next they'll build a giant t and light it on fire, because it's Time to Leave the Fridge.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It seems a few people missed the south park reference...

[–]mccscott 2 points3 points ago

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yes.The racist ghosts of Christmas past.Long may they rot.

[–]jose_jones 9 points10 points ago

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strange brew.

[–]RodneyDangerfuck 1 point2 points ago

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kills what's inside of you

[–]spdracr99 1 point2 points ago

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Malt on the leaves. Malt on the root.

[–]Suavepebble 11 points12 points ago

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Not funny

[–]thatguybuddy 4 points5 points ago

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Light power!! Light power!!! Light power!!

[–]mojorisin2592 -1 points0 points ago

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They should have hung malt liquor...

[–]PippyLongSausage 7 points8 points ago

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This is really tasteless guys. Try to stay classy.

[–]HoppyMcScragg 4 points5 points ago

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I agree with PippyLongSausage. Not classy, guys.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I laughed because I thought you were criticizing his choice of beer.

[–]Alistracious 0 points1 point ago

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...wasn't he?

[–]danglingright 2 points3 points ago

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coors lights are not allowed in my refrig. theres plenty of water at the sink.

[–]Alistracious 4 points5 points ago

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The tapwater in your town tastes like piss?

[–]knocklessmonster 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, you should never leave a dark beer alone, but you should never have only one.

The bigger sin here is the Coors Light.

[–]Cannondale1986 1 point2 points ago

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It would be someone who drinks Coors Light doing that in real life.

[–]Digiimandan 2 points3 points ago

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Currently at work, Gotta hang this one up for later.

[–]LucyLove 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a terrible person for how long and hard I laughed at this.

[–]kitkatkittykat 1 point2 points ago

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Incredibly inappropriate.

[–]I0I0I0I 1 point2 points ago

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Funny because legend has it that the guy who owns Coors is/was KKK.

[–]aspeenat 0 points1 point ago

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Urban Legend it's just Kosher Beer =)

[–]Jew_Crusher 0 points1 point ago

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Kosher you say?

[–]Whalias 0 points1 point ago

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Of course. It's Coors. Typical. You would never see Heineken doing that... Wait...

[–]Tb1969 0 points1 point ago

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Is that racist? I can't tell.

[–]E_Rock 0 points1 point ago

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Strangely Relevant, The Grandfather to Pete Coors was a Grand Dragon of the Colorado KKK chapter.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Why the fuck does this have to many upvotes? You should all be ashamed. Someone should delete this shit.

[–]Alistracious 0 points1 point ago

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Is this the most offensive thing you've seen on reddit, today?

[–]Derpadoodoo -1 points0 points ago

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This is just wrong. Coors light is terrible, and has no right assaulting any other beer (except maybe Miller Light, equally awful).

[–]DCSlick -2 points-1 points ago

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Black guy here: that shit is funny. If you're sensitive to racism I guess you may get offended. Hmmm repost southpark style with all black bottles? Haha.

[–]okletstrythisagain 5 points6 points ago

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Black guy here: i don't think it's funny. i have a very high tolerance for racial humor but i am uneasy about making light of America's history of LYNCHING INNOCENT MEN.

why, exactly, is this funny?

is this funny because it references our rich tradition of socially acceptable murder outside of the rule of law?

[–]DCSlick 1 point2 points ago

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its funny because its someones attempt at humor. Let bygones be bygones. We gotta move forward and stop taking offense to things and maybe theyll lose their power. You remember when being called a bitch was bad? We call each other nigga to take away the sting. My gay friend calls everyone a homo. Every race has a HORRIBLE past. Lets put it behind us and laugh together. After all, thats the only thing that is translatable in all languages. Let em be racist... Gandalf isnt around: It shall pass. Ugh, just took an arrow to the knee.

[–]okletstrythisagain 0 points1 point ago

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is this funny?

so murder is okay, then? it is sentiment like yours which leads kids in the south to think taunting people with nooses is humor, when those taunts can be reasonably interpreted as threats of murderous violence.

this is not about simple racial slurs or "owning" or "reclaiming" a word. it is making light of government sanctioned murder.

i will not let bygones be bygones. lynching isn't funny.

[–]Jew_Crusher 0 points1 point ago

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Damn straight. Lynching is hilarious, on the internet. Fuck you and your disgusting race of oversensitive, rich, fake-fuckheads that try to ruin the internet because its not politically correct. I bet you're a Senator's son.

http://tinypic.com/r/24pb3ty/5

[–]douglasmacarthur 0 points1 point ago*

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I agree with you. KKK lynchings may be bygone but racial violence and mob or tribal thuggery arent. You're not being "oversensitve." These people are irreverent nihilists.

Im white and very much anti-PC but you cant write off blatant racism in the name of not being "PC."

[–]DCSlick 0 points1 point ago

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You have two choices: you can let racism rule you or you can adapt and remain unaffected. Had u not gotten upset about this I'd have forgotten. People like you keep racism alive by reacting to it. Can you hear them? Look at those two black guys arguing over a racist picture. You're letting them win by giving it power it doesn't have.

[–]okletstrythisagain 0 points1 point ago

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racism is alive, will always be alive, and people like you encourage it by suggesting it should be forgotten. i suppose jews should forget about the holocaust too, while we're at it?

i'm not giving the picture power. i'm just saying lynching isn't funny. i'd expect most people to agree with that.

would rape or child pornography be funny if you made a diorama about the subject with beer cans? a lego Auschwitz, perhaps? hilarious.

[–]DCSlick 0 points1 point ago

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How bout you stop commenting about it? You're keeping it alive by paying it any attention. A: I'm not giving you shit on your views so... B: Stop giving me shit about my views. I'm not saying forget racism exists, I'm saying stop showing people how much it bothers you and affects you. There's people out there being racist ONLY to affect others. People making pictures of lynching JUST TO GET ATTENTION and to make us cringe. Simply put dude: Stop giving the racism the attention it seeks. They WAN'T you to squirm. You're being a SLAVE to their racism. They say squirm, you squirm. They make a racist picture, you're negatively affected. Guess who's not being beat by racism right now? Yup, me.

[–]shaggy99 0 points1 point ago

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Those scumbag lite beers, they're just jealous 'cause the dark beer's flavor is so much bigger.

[–]SacredOrigin 0 points1 point ago

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God damn lites

[–]shinizzle0123 0 points1 point ago

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those are some ugly party hats

[–]A_Texas_Toaster[!] 0 points1 point ago

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ahem

doubt this was on purpose, but still

[–]jbartucca7 -1 points0 points ago

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AMAZING!

[–]FreeMoustacheRide -1 points0 points ago

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Be funny if it fell and broke and your roommate opens the door seeing a broken dark beer bottle surrounded by coors light cans with kkk masks.

[–]ShoreYankeeFan -4 points-3 points ago

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either a waste of time, or coors?

[–]hunglikeanigger -3 points-2 points ago

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so the stereotype is true... black people are hung.

[–]campersdeath 0 points1 point ago

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that's racists

[–]Goatsnarfer -5 points-4 points ago

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In be4 beer snobs

[–]meinator -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!