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[–]Wanker320 85 points86 points ago

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In sweden this is what I feel like when I see a girl under 18 (above 15) http://imgur.com/R9WBY

[–]teafaceisming 29 points30 points ago

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Well it's 16 in the UK and I wouldn't go for most 16 year olds but tbh in the end it is really up to a subjective is she/he mature/developed enough. Though I wouldn't chastise myself for thinking ooh she's got potential or developing feelings for a girl younger than myself. In the end it would probably be more of an issue with social groups/moving away and what not.

That being said they are usually at their golden period 17-25 imo.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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You said period.

[–]Westykins 45 points46 points ago

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A golden... period...

[–]wadsworthsucks 19 points20 points ago

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is that even possible?

[–]Westykins 9 points10 points ago

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Im going to take Teafaceisming's word for it. Dude, do you know what this means?

[–]texruska 6 points7 points ago

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That we'll be rich?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Rich with Vagina Gold.

[–]plasterofparis 3 points4 points ago

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The problem is that we need a vagina to harvest vagina gold from.

[–]never_knows_best 1 point2 points ago

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Well fuck.

[–]jonelson80 1 point2 points ago

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Jolly ranchers.

[–]Jill4ChrisRed 2 points3 points ago

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if her uterus is made of gold

[–]tatsumakisempukyaku 2 points3 points ago

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of coures, its the ones with nuggets in them!

[–]GeorgeWalkerKush 2 points3 points ago

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Happy cake day! :D

[–]wadsworthsucks 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]FAP_TO_ALLTHETHINGS -1 points0 points ago

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HI EVERYONE!

[–]ricodued 0 points1 point ago

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I always thought the proper terminology was a golden full stop.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A sort of shower? A golden one, perhaps?

[–]antibasic 4 points5 points ago

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That being said they are usually at their golden period 17-25 imo.

Is that anything like a golden shower?

[–]SnorriSturluson 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, but they are super angry and throw gold ingots at you.

[–]Bored_At_Night 2 points3 points ago

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... I'll take it.

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[–]Bored_At_Night 3 points4 points ago

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23+ really. The year they start graduating from college and developing more than a "alcohol, whoooo!" personality. I'll sleep with a girl who is 18-23, but chances are she isn't going to be around long if she can't hold up a conversation.

[–]pcgamerwithamac 1 point2 points ago

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Your age?

[–]GorgeouslyHumbl 5 points6 points ago

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He's fifteen, obviously.

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[–]ZiggyB -3 points-2 points ago

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I disagree, most girls are sexiest at 18 - 20ish imo. They just look way too young at 16 and the skinnier girls without breast implants usually still have tiny A cups at 16 but by the time they are 18-20 they fill out a bit more and get those oh so sexy curves.

[–]Paramorgue 1 point2 points ago

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We always win these ones.

[–]justanothercommenter 0 points1 point ago

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Age of consent in Mexico: 12

[–]Wanker320 0 points1 point ago

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There is such a thing in mexico? Who would've thought.

[–]Up-The-Butt_Jesus 24 points25 points ago

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You can still go home and think about her while you're masturbating!

[–]GooglesYourUsername 21 points22 points ago

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[–]Up-The-Butt_Jesus 22 points23 points ago

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I work in mysterious ways.

[–]Confuciussaywhat 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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DO. ME.

[–]ofNoImportance 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Silly bitch. I'm Not Alanis Morissette

[–]Goron40 0 points1 point ago

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I thought you got banned...

[–]GooglesYourUsername 0 points1 point ago

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[–]drummerjeff 113 points114 points ago

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Or this.

[–]Carwash1152 28 points29 points ago

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Or this

[–]CovertAI 16 points17 points ago

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Deja vu.

[–]Mattxy8 1 point2 points ago

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Deja vu.

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[–]BzRy 6 points7 points ago

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Doing it wrong.

[–]Jenksz 17 points18 points ago

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I have a funny story related to this however I cannot tell it due to possible reprecussions when I launch my political career in 10 years.

[–]cutter631[!] 16 points17 points ago

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It's okay, you'll lie about everything and everyone in the future anyways, might as well be a tiny bit honest now.

[–]Enraged_Beaver 13 points14 points ago

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As an 18 year old, this is how I feel when i see a girl who is over 15 and attractive

[–]Conman93 3 points4 points ago

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I just found out that we 18 year old are safe to party! Yesss!!.....Now if only I had a girlfriend.

[–]LaterGatorPlayer 60 points61 points ago

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AN* attractive FTFY

[–]Who-cares[S] 27 points28 points ago

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Appreciated

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

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Lol. Name-comment irony.

[–]Offensive_Brute 7 points8 points ago

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lol one time I was flirting with this girl and I asked her what she was studying, and she said something that clued me into the fact that she was not a uni student, so I asked her, how old she was. 13. I practically ran away.

[–]AlexElectric 8 points9 points ago

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Legal age is 16 here. I would probably fuck a 16 year old if she was hot and I was on something. But as for dating, girls under 21 are a massive waste of time. 16-18 they are still in high school and most likely still caught up in all that stupid bullshit that goes on there. 18-21 she is in her bar star phase and doesn't make for a good GF. 21 and up for dating. But if she's 16, nice body, and she's into me for the night why the hell not. Yeah I'll piss her parents off if they ever find out she banged a 26 year old but who gives a shit I never planned on meeting them anyways.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 2 points3 points ago

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[–]godin_sdxt 15 points16 points ago

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Or, if you're anywhere but the US, make that 14-16.

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[–]Bubblebath_expert 11 points12 points ago*

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Alternatively, here's a website that calculates it for you wherever you live.

Also, most states and countries have close-age exemptions. Check the local laws if you're within ~4 years of the age limit.

EDIT: As pointed out by heiwatekini below, this website, as well as the wikipedia entry regarding Japan's age of consent, is inacurate in that it omits some levels of government. Never only trust this kind of website or Wikipedia or Reddit about this kind of thing. Always double-check with something more official.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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I'M LEGAL!

...ladies

[–]Lambchops_Legion 6 points7 points ago

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Nice try, Alanis Morissette

[–]eroding 6 points7 points ago

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my god that website is genius.

[–]Nimbleh 0 points1 point ago

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Except it is telling me I am in Oxfordshire, which i've never set foot in.

[–]eroding 1 point2 points ago

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maybe its time to go?

[–]heiwatekini 4 points5 points ago

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From grassonthefield.com/:

You are in Tōkyō If they were born before Sunday, December 27, 1998

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[–]Bubblebath_expert 2 points3 points ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Asia#Japan

The national age of consent in Japan is 13 as specified by the Japanese Penal Code Articles 176 and 177.[33] However, prefectures can have ordinances that prohibit sexual activities with any minor under 18.[34]

I suppose Tokyo does not have such ordinance.

[–]heiwatekini 1 point2 points ago

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Here’s the way the so-called “age 13 is age of consent” works: The age of consent in Japan is 13 years old under the Japanese national criminal law code. However, all municipalities and prefectures have their own particular laws such as Tokyo’s “Youth Protection Law” which prohibit adults from having sex with youths who are under 17 years old. Because the age of consent in Japan ranges from 13 to 18, depending on jurisdiction, many enjo kyosai clients cannot be charged with statutory rape. source

[–]Bubblebath_expert 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for this, I'll edit my first comment.

[–]heiwatekini -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder if sites like grassonthefield.com help things like this happen:

  • In February 2008, a 38-year-old U.S. Marine based on Okinawa was arrested in connection with the reported rape of a 14-year-old Okinawan girl. source
  • In 1995, the abduction and rape of a 12-year-old Okinawan schoolgirl by two U.S. Marines and one U.S. sailor led to demands for the removal of all U.S. military bases in Japan. source

[–]thedrivingcat 1 point2 points ago

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Soldiers have been raping the inhabitants of places they occupy since time immemorial.

[–]AlphaEnder -1 points0 points ago

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Even if they do, the soldiers in these cases certainly deserved it. Check legal counsel first, not a simple website.

Or, hey, great idea. Maybe those soldiers should stay the fuck away from 12 and 14 year old girls. It's not like a soldier can't get a "bunkmate" fairly easily, provided that they aren't jackasses, and even then, they'll find someone to warm their beds.

[–]jamesdthomson 1 point2 points ago

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According to that website it's OK to play ball with girls who were born AFTER the Super Nintendo. That can't be right...

[–]Bit_4 0 points1 point ago

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They've been legal since at least 2006.

[–]stupidpieceofplastic 1 point2 points ago

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1997 will be legal in a few days! That just seems like it can't be right.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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In Tennessee, we have the four year rule. I think it's actually pretty sensible.

[–]Bubblebath_expert 8 points9 points ago*

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It is by far the norm in the world to have such rule. After all the point of an age of consent is not to pretend that there is a a magical threshold of sex, but to prevent abuse by the more experienced on the less experienced.

One place that doesn't have a close-age exception is California (close-age only reduces the punishment). Californian laws have the retarded effect of making any sex with a minor illegal, even if you are minor yourself. Two lovers of the exact same age can both face criminal charges. I don't know if the law is ever applied, but it's still worrisome.

[–]CassandraVindicated 1 point2 points ago

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It has been applied to Kevin Gillson in Wisconsin, IIRC against the wishes of both sets of parents and the soon-to-be-wed couple involved. He was, at one point, actively seeking a pardon from then President Clinton.

It was an overly aggressive DA that demonstrated the danger in having non-sense laws on the books.

[–]Paramorgue 0 points1 point ago

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Please explain that so I don't think it means what I think it means.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Sex is permissible between people whose age difference is 4 years or less if one partner is under the age of 18? Sorry if I worded what I said in an odd way.

[–]Bubblebath_expert 0 points1 point ago

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Tenessee's age of consent is 18, but there is a "4 year age difference" rule that makes sex legal between, say, a 17 year-old and a 19 year-old or something like that.

There may be a threshold for the 4 year exemption to apply, under which 4 year is still too much difference.

[–]AlphaEnder 0 points1 point ago

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I think once you hit age of consent (my state, IIRC → F: 16, M: 18), there's a seven year spread or something. That's a bit...much for me, but I like the idea of a difference rule. I think it would be stupid if you could be arrested on your 18th birthday as your 17 y.o. girlfriend gave you a blow job and you get subsequently placed on a sexual predator list. Actually had a friend's friend who got arrested at a party for that. Poor bastard is now on the list for the rest of his life because his girlfriend wanted to show her affection for him. Or was horny. Either way, absolute bullshit.

[–]CassandraVindicated 0 points1 point ago

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Considering that at 42, I really can't tell the difference between most 25 year-olds and 15 year-olds, I don't have a problem with a sliding scale. Sensibility in the law is often lacking and I applaud states that won't ruin the life of a 19 year-old for dating a 17 year-old.

[–]Tradilon 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently, the age of consent over here is 12 years old.

Huh...

[–]AlphaEnder 0 points1 point ago*

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This website only confirmed what I've known for a while. I will also say that it is inaccurate in that the state I live in (Utah) has an age of consent of 16 for girls, 18 for guys. I believe there's a seven year spread of consent until you become legal, e.g. a 24 y.o. man can have sex with a 16 y.o. girl.

Or I've gotten it wrong all along. Honestly, don't really care or know. I tend to stay away from high school girls now, regardless of how cute they are (I'm nineteen). Too much drama and bullshit, plus girls are just as willing to give it up in college/after high school as they are in high school, and far better at it too.

Edit: according to the site, and what little I understand about close-age exemptions and the like, I can have sex with girls in my brother's grade, three years younger than I (I'm nineteen, they would be sixteen). I find that disturbingly titillating and reprehensible at the same time.

[–]raizyr 2 points3 points ago

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Georgia is 16, not 17.

source

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[–]ecoart 0 points1 point ago

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Wyoming is 15...

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[–]ecoart 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm... I'm from Wyoming and I could have sworn it was 15... my bad! Here's something interesting though, it says at http://www.cga.ct.gov/2003/olrdata/jud/rpt/2003-r-0376.htm that you won't be charged with second degree statutory rape unless the person is under 12 and you're more than 4 years older... 12. That blows my mind.

[–]comedic-dung 1 point2 points ago

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age of consent 18 (12): Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania

Doh! So, um, what's the statue of limitations on theses kind of things...? Just asking out of curiosity.

[–]Pander 1 point2 points ago

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Depends. Where did the boning happen?

[–]comedic-dung 0 points1 point ago

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In her vagina.

[–]KingN 1 point2 points ago

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woah, never knew that

[–]samofny 0 points1 point ago

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Explains why there aren't any virgins in New Jersey.

[–]knightofmars 0 points1 point ago

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Another reason Idaho sucks :C

[–]TrackTimewithTravis 3 points4 points ago

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Plenty of places outside the US were you can get into trouble for fucking people under 18, and plenty of places in the US were you can.

[–]Wolfgangers 1 point2 points ago

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where*

[–]DivinusVox 2 points3 points ago

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Disregard facts; bash America.

[–]mrp00sy 8 points9 points ago

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My good man, what is the origin of this .gif?

[–]owlieasks 11 points12 points ago

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Arrested Development , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LEJ6tZI7_k

awsome show :P go watch it

[–]Mustkunstn1k 6 points7 points ago

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Like already said, it's Arrested Development. It's incredible.

PS: Upvoted because someone had downvoted you. Although the show has been all over reddit for a long time. :D

[–]mrp00sy 0 points1 point ago

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Well I haven't been on reddit for a long time, and there is a lot of supposedly famous material that I have not heard of.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Dude... it's SOAP.... and it's ICE.

ICE... SOAP...

[–]mrp00sy 0 points1 point ago

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Ice soap? Please explain. Also, I've heard about something called 2 a.m. chili but I have no idea what that is either. Can you, or some other redditor clarify all of this for me?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's pretty much ice.... that's SOAP.

I know, right?

[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 3 points4 points ago

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18? Too old.

[–]melanarchy 3 points4 points ago

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The age of consent in the US is 18 in less than 1/2 of the states, and 16 in more than 1/2. Although 18 is an age where it's always "safe" chances are the consent laws are lower where you are.

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

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[–]weekendofsound 0 points1 point ago

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It's also a pretty good new order song.

[–]CLSmith15 6 points7 points ago

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And that's why you always check your grammar

[–]franick1987 11 points12 points ago

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But if his grammar was perfect, who would take the time to comment and vote the post?!

[–]Who-cares[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Whoa

[–]Who-cares[S] 14 points15 points ago

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Now that's the way to make fun of me.

Everyone should take notes.

[–]seedlesssoul 6 points7 points ago

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That is why you always leave a note.

[–]mrbroom 0 points1 point ago

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I'm more amused that the text says NO TOUCHING but reading George's lips, all he's saying is "TOUCHING"

[–]antibasic 1 point2 points ago

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13? That sounds a lot like 18.

[–]ShistySmiles 1 point2 points ago

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In Texas as long as you're 18 and she's 15, you can go for it. I think. I hope.

[–]AdrianBrony 0 points1 point ago

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if you are 16 (age of consent in Iowa) then it is legal with a 13 year old.

[–]MyWAR 1 point2 points ago

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PapPap gets a treat?

[–]B4ronSamedi 4 points5 points ago

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I disagree.

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[–]Pflughaupt 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Who-cares[S] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]jon_titor 1 point2 points ago

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Is it just me, or are girls maturing faster these days? I really don't remember girls at my high school looking like many high school girls do now. It's confusing.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Every man from every generation has uttered this sentiment.

[–]DontCareWhatYouThink 7 points8 points ago

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It's the hormones in the meat and milk. Plus standards of dressing.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Shouldn't be touching anyone without their consent.

[–]kiwi_evie 5 points6 points ago

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NO TOUCHING! no touching! NO TOUCHING! no touching!

[–]mehrman 0 points1 point ago

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There's always money in the banana stand. click click

[–]Romoraic 1 point2 points ago

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Tobias you blowhard...

[–]Reliable-Source 1 point2 points ago

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Stop downvoting these posts. If you don't get the references then let them be.

[–]SuperHerb 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that. Age of consent is 16 in my state.

Not saying it's right. Just saying it's legal.

[–]bhindblueiz 4 points5 points ago

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I'm 19, you can imagine my turmoil...

[–]Paultimate79 22 points23 points ago

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Dude you're fine. Read your laws.

[–]DrewRWx 1 point2 points ago

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California doesn't have Romeo and Juliet laws. :(

[–]vorty 1 point2 points ago

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Just post the fucking GIF, goddamn.

[–]Conman93 1 point2 points ago

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Being 18 sucks, every chick is either illegal or older than you.

[–]dbrigham 1 point2 points ago

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[–]chadsexytime 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I thought you were supposed to pretend she was a child and is no way sexually attractive. To do otherwise would mean you're a pedo.

[–]nmork 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who thought the gif was continuing to zoom in rather than looping?

[–]Jill4ChrisRed 0 points1 point ago

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a attractive? That's as bad as a owl

[–]tetalover521 0 points1 point ago

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dont ask dont tell ha jk

[–]tasuret 0 points1 point ago

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It's even worse when she's my cousin.

[–]vorgy 0 points1 point ago

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Not 16?

[–]roflstilzkin 0 points1 point ago

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Just do it anyways. Man up.

[–]dkim95 0 points1 point ago

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When I realize that I am still under 18. More touching!! at 1:03

[–]positmylife 0 points1 point ago

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Your user name would suggest otherwise...

[–]docid 0 points1 point ago

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Move to Canada, Its 16 here... used to be 14 until the conservatives started ruining things...

[–]nnnslogan 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. Scares the living shit out of you these days, doesn't it?

[–]weekendofsound 0 points1 point ago

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I met these two GORGEOUS sisters a while back, like... dream women kind of deal, and I knew they were a little younger than me, but when I found out the oldest one was learning to drive, my brain just went FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]ididitagain 0 points1 point ago

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I'm having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

[–]Mattxy8 0 points1 point ago

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It's "an attractive girl" not "a attractive girl"

[–]OddDude55 0 points1 point ago

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1 month!

[–]NastyNastars 0 points1 point ago

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an*

[–]momster 0 points1 point ago

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Girls should have their birth date tattooed on them.

[–]AoiHeinjin 0 points1 point ago

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16 in Georgia ;}

[–]AdrianBrony 0 points1 point ago

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Age of consent is not federally set. depending on the state, it can be as low as 16 (and in one set of circumstances, can be as low as 13.)

[–]campersdeath 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just leave this here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNM8gRgs52M

[–]nab535 0 points1 point ago

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Depends on the state!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I smiled at this less because of this being funny in and all of itself than it bringing back memories and snatches of Arrested Development.. Which is what you were going for, I'm sure.

[–]ArbitraryPerseveranc 0 points1 point ago

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I think the age of consent is 16 here, but even when I was 18 I'd be like that to anyone under 18. Especially with all stigma around underage girls. If pictures are CP, then you're a pedo if you fuck one, at least that's what people made it seem like. Good thing I wasn't attractive or I may have had a lot of awkward encounters!

[–]yourfacelikesme 0 points1 point ago

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The more I am on reddit the more I feel like I am surrounded by closeted pedofiles.

[–]Smarzotais -1 points0 points ago

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Being in high school at age 18 :( damn you, damn you senior year...

[–]mnm039 0 points1 point ago

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In many states, the law is 18 is universally "legal" but any chick between 16 and 18, still legal if you are within two years of their age.

[–]mAc1d -4 points-3 points ago

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A attractive ? Are you even 18 ?

[–]Who-cares[S] 10 points11 points ago

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Aw that was cute.

[–]harrydorcas -1 points0 points ago

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If you are too old, don't try picking up on too young a woman. Go after femmes your own kind.

[–]tylerhoisington153 -1 points0 points ago

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As a minor, sucks to be you! :P