Perspective

SailorMitch · 8 months

Once caught my penis in my zipper, still jerked off later that day

bigdaveyj · 8 months

After reading this for the thousandth time, I asked my history professor about it last year. He laughed and said he knew exactly what I was talking about because he saw it too. This is what he told me.

50 Cent was shot with multiple life threatening bullets in one night. He was bleeding out pretty badly and it wasn't as if the bullet barely grazed him. He was actually shot.
Teddy, as great as he is, was a smart man when it came to hunting. He was shot, but the bullet barely penetrated him and he knew that he wasn't going to die because he knew it didn't cause any internal bleeding or hit any organs.

50 Cent isn't a wuss (at least that I know of), but Teddy is still a bad ass.

MasterForecloser · 8 months

Pretty sure this has been posted 18.5 times...

ilikethecaps · 8 months

50 Cent was shot and stabbed several times and left for dead in a gutter. Kind of more serious than just getting shot once.

lemongrenade · 8 months

If this image gets posted anymore I'm going to kill myself.

Son_of_a_Bee_Sting · 8 months

I wouldn't say 50 whines about it. He raps about it but so would any rapper if they'd been shot and stabbed like he was. I'm not saying Teddy's not a badass, because we all know damn well that he was. But, I don't think that 50 needs a lesson in perspective.

metalcupcakes · 8 months

Sigh, this fucking picture again. 50 cent makes a living talking about his life and past experiences. Getting shot multiple times and getting stabbed is definitely something worth talking about more than once. You guys make it sound like getting shot isn't a big deal.

Magilagorilla · 8 months

Wasn't 50 shot like 9 times, thats pretty badass if you ask me.

Icamehere2fap · 8 months

Dude Fiddy got shot 9 times!! If i got shot that many times and survived, i would hope i have the right to brag.

naz2292 · 8 months

How did he whine about it?

CreamFraiche · 8 months

i like TR more than 50 personally. But 50 got shot 9 times, teddy got shot once and it his the bible in his shirt pocket and therefore didn't penetrate deep enough

rubiconbeer · 8 months

If whining about getting shot makes him a pussy, what does it make someone who whines about 50's whining?

Battlesheep · 8 months

Actually, Teddy was shot before he started his speech, but he started it anyway

jsmurph · 8 months

Roosevelt actually got shot before going on stage, refused medical help, and delivered the speech.

Sweet_Tooth_VII · 8 months

Seriously. How many times is this going to be posted? And why does it keep getting upvoted? I saw this back when I was on stumbleupon. like a year and a half ago.

Normus · 8 months

Are we forgetting 50 cent got shot 9 times

nvrknowsbest · 8 months

I once saw an old ass repost and then commented about it.

[deleted] · 8 months

So.... old white men are better than black men? Is that the perspective?

[deleted] · 8 months

50 cent was shot multiple times and stabbed. teddy had a speech and eye glass case to slow down the bullet. fiddy went through a lot more than teddy did.

also you can thank fiddy for vitamin water getting big. that dude is actually a very smart investor, really bright guy. he just plays the thug because thats the image that sells.

ThatLuckyBear · 8 months

Teddy Roosevelt is fucking amazing. I hope that society devolves into a more primitive form in the distant future and great Myths will be told of the legendary Theodore Roosevelt, who led a cavalry charge across the Atlantic Ocean to besiege and conquer Cuba. And later created great national parks by placing his palm on the ground and springing fauna and flora for miles, gouging deep canyons into the earth, and growing trees unimaginable in size. Accomplishing this he earned his rightful place on the face mountain of the four great American Gods! E pluribus Unum!

Huntah17 · 8 months

I am going to post this every week, since it already is, and see how many times I get to the front page

[deleted] · 8 months

From Wikipedia:

While Roosevelt was campaigning in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on October 14, 1912, a saloonkeeper named John Schrank shot him, but the bullet lodged in his chest only after penetrating his steel eyeglass case and passing through a thick (50 pages) single-folded copy of the speech he was carrying in his jacket. Roosevelt, as an experienced hunter and anatomist, correctly concluded that since he was not coughing blood, the bullet had not completely penetrated the chest wall to his lung, and so declined suggestions he go to the hospital immediately. Instead, he delivered his scheduled speech with blood seeping into his shirt. He spoke for 90 minutes. His opening comments to the gathered crowd were, "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." Afterwards, probes and x-ray showed that the bullet had traversed three inches (76 mm) of tissue and lodged in Roosevelt's chest muscle but did not penetrate the pleura, and it would be more dangerous to attempt to remove the bullet than to leave it in place. Roosevelt carried it with him for the rest of his life.

sneilan · 8 months

Maybe you just don't like black people.

illmatic707 · 8 months

Suburban white kids who probably have never even been punched are basically implying 50 Cent is a pussy. Gotta love reddit.

hexperiment · 8 months

Here's another perspective for you

got shot, dies

awesomemonger · 8 months

I can not emphasis how much I hate this repost.

SrsSteel · 8 months

REFUCKINGPOST, 20th time on the front page. enjoy my downvote. BITCH

brownman83 · 8 months

repost

[deleted] · 8 months

This picture was reposted so many times it has been beaten to death, yet still makes its rounds on Reddit. Tougher than Fiddy. Perspective.

Ashlynkat · 8 months

I don't always get shot during the middle of a speech

411eli · 8 months

Teddy Roosevelt was shot and still got reposted hundreds of times.

Hedonic_Regression · 8 months

I want to see you game boys I want to see you brave and manly and I also want to see you gentle and tender

Be practical as well as generous in your ideals Keep your eyes on the stars and keep your feet on the ground

Courage hard work self mastery and intelligent effort are all essential to successful life

Character in the long run is the decisive factor in the life of an individual and of nations alike --Teddy Roosevelt

One of my more favorite quotes of his from the Museum of Natural History

bleakreserve · 8 months

is fitty still relevant these days?

ilikecommunitylots · 8 months

I'm sorry.

Why don't you try getting shot?

[deleted] · 8 months

Plus he got shot because he's a snitch.

[deleted] · 8 months

Even though his recent stuff hasn't been noteworthy, he doesn't reference it as much as he did [50 cent]

loyalcynic · 8 months

There are two more ~~somewhere~~ right here... http://www.geekosystem.com/historically-hardcore-smithsonian-ads/

testreker · 8 months

Thats hilarious (louis ck)

koogoro1 · 8 months

Roosevelt went for surgery without anesthetic once. (I don't remember the kind or source, just remember the fact from a fifth grade research paper on the man.)

wololo234 · 8 months

old shit

anonoman925 · 8 months

Again..perspective:

One guy rhymes over music The other is the reason why we have cleaner meat, food, drugs, & national parks.

rockinliam · 8 months

"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

Wow. We actually do have a bad ass over here.

CommanderBubbles1 · 8 months

I'm just trying to imagine the people attending the speech. How do you pay attention to a guy's speech while he's bleeding out of a hole in his leg?

[deleted] · 8 months

Bret Michaels got with every single girl on the Love Bus. Genghis Khan got with so many women, there's a 0.5% chance you're related to him. Like a boss.

madanimal · 8 months

repost earns you a downvote, my friend

ultimate52 · 8 months

This is like the 8th time this picture has been posted.

wolvmatt · 8 months

Fuck, this is dumb. If you're one of the idiots who upvoted this, please refrain from using your computer until you develop intelligence.

dbrigham · 8 months

teddy the real OG

Ashlynkat · 8 months

The Original Most Interesting Man in the World

silentsighs493 · 8 months

doesn't matter. repost.

jayhan14 · 8 months

I think that Roosevelt story is a myth

Molassesfatts · 8 months

teddy 2012

Guido_Cavalcante · 8 months

Also for perspective, 50 cent is a rapper and Teddy Roosevelt was the president of the United States. I'd be happy to continue holding the leaders of our country to higher standards than musicians. Bullets and otherwise.

Mitz510 · 8 months

The fatass was shot once and bullets aren't the same back then as they are today and he had a bigass book in his shirt pocket where the bullet hit.

50Cent was shot like a dozen times.

tyros · 8 months

the difference is one of them deserved to be shot

littleredman · 8 months

Teddy is a badass, didn't you know that?

plannpony · 8 months

Thus, whites prevail.

[deleted] · 8 months

That's because one of them is a nigger

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