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[–]MelodicWarfare 42 points43 points ago

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I've always wondered what the end result of that looked like.

I wish I didn't know, now.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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God, I didn't know we needed a picture to tell us never to do that

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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That's a couple weeks in the burn unit, and a whole lot of morphine.

[–]MondayCreep 13 points14 points ago

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along with some serious scarring.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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It's in a good place though, covered by clothes. mostly covered even with no shirt and shorts, and a girl wouldn't really see it unless you walk around the house naked, or the getting up and cleaning up after sex part.

[–]SKREAM 12 points13 points ago

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You could probably become a never-nude.

[–]Fyrus 0 points1 point ago

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I'll never understand what I'll never know.

[–]SpecterXs 0 points1 point ago

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No need. A couple trips to your family Analrapist should clear this right up.

[–]antonbe 2 points3 points ago

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But girls like cool scars. He would have been better off with it on his chest. "Yeah baby, I fought a tiger and won."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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They don't like scars, they like the stories behind them, and a lot of the time that's only if you tell them you got it doing something heroic, manly, or dangerous. They take it as character queues. It's not just scars they like.

[–]Irish33 2 points3 points ago

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I got a scar under my eye.

I tell people it was an accident involving working on the house.

Really, my cat was just pissed off at me and went for my eyes.

[–]antonbe 0 points1 point ago

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Well, obviously. Getting hit by a car doesn't make you manly. But, as I stated, fighting tigers does.

[–]MondayCreep 0 points1 point ago

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true that.

[–]secretvictory 0 points1 point ago

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i like how you have it all planned out.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a burn victim as well :O

[–]montereybay 1 point2 points ago

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and some extensive sphynchter reconstruction.

[–]al0newestand 17 points18 points ago

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I Have No Anus and I Must Poop

[–]elastic-craptastic 5 points6 points ago

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This guy now has multiple anuses(anii?) and poops when he doesn't want to.

[–]StonedSuperhero -1 points0 points ago

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upvote for anii

[–]aspartam 0 points1 point ago

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I bet you do.

[–]elastic-craptastic 0 points1 point ago

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Seeing it written makes me think that it's some sort of wii thing. Like maybe a part of a mii character. "Don't forget to stylize you anii!" Or some shit like that.

[–]mtm5891 0 points1 point ago

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Hell yeah, Harlan Ellison.

[–]hupcapstudios 31 points32 points ago

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That's more than a firecracker.

[–]creamsoda1 31 points32 points ago

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Perhaps he farted at the same time.

[–]Dangger 13 points14 points ago

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and had tacos the day before

[–]antonbe 12 points13 points ago

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and used a grenade instead

[–]midnight_cowboy 0 points1 point ago

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and lit the grenade with a blowtorch. (I know)

[–]Dtkay 10 points11 points ago

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chipotle.

[–]hotboxpizza 12 points13 points ago

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I see NSFL, and I know I shouldn't click. But my curiosity...

[–]FrillyPillows 9 points10 points ago

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Why the fuck would anyone do that? what other possible outcome can there be?

[–]CyanideCloud 0 points1 point ago

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Meth's a hell of a drug.

[–]eak125 8 points9 points ago

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Odds are that was an M80...

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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My guess is that he wanted to shoot a rocket from his asscrack that exploded because it got stuck.

[–]eak125 0 points1 point ago

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That would explain the burn marks around the edges of the cheeks...

[–]Fantasysage 0 points1 point ago

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If he shoved an m80 up his ass I do believe he would be very, very dead.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Apparently some people need to be told this.

[–]IAMGodAMA 2 points3 points ago

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anyone care to describe to me what that was?

The fuck if I click on that link.

[–]elastic-craptastic 8 points9 points ago

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A guy attempted to light a firecracker of some sort from his ass crack. There are burns that go what looks to be an inch deep into is ass tissue. The top 25% or so of his right ass cheek is now a giant gouge of burnt yellow fat, it appears.

It's really not as gruesome as it sounds. You will not be scarred for life, unlike the guy in the pic.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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some dude put a firecracker up his ass. yes, it looks like his ass exploded.

[–]BorisKafka 3 points4 points ago

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That's gonna leave a mark.

[–]snakedog 1 point2 points ago

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Christ!

[–]solidmotion 1 point2 points ago

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I should know better than to click an NSFL link with a mouth full of coffee.

should

...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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alcohol was involved

[–]FuckEnglish 1 point2 points ago

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Is it bad that I burst out laughing at this?

[–]Radico87 1 point2 points ago

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If you're someone who'd not think twice about lighting a firecracker in your ass, or rather, whatever it was that burned that guy so badly, you might as well light it with your face instead -- that way darwinian natural selection could exact its influence on humanity again.

[–]FarmerFaz 1 point2 points ago

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My laughing of the stupidity involved in the making of this picture made me forget it was "NSFL".

I'm not joking, i swear. I'm laughing my ass off while writing this text alone.

[–]MotharChoddar 1 point2 points ago

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Laughing my ass of

ಠ_ಠ

[–]FarmerFaz 0 points1 point ago

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Im a horrible person. But the amount of crack per day hides it and just makes me a crappy person.

[–]melindashmelinda 1 point2 points ago

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Poor guy. Stupid guy. But poor guy.

[–]shortkid123 1 point2 points ago

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and that ends my youthful innocence

[–]TimeTravelMishap 4 points5 points ago

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something is very wrong with me because the burned fat looks kinda tasty to me..

[–]myztry 0 points1 point ago

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The other other white meat has crackling?

[–]metalmusicatheism 3 points4 points ago

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Sometimes NSFL isn't enough.

[–]BrewMan12oz 3 points4 points ago

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Well when people throw the term around like black dicks then yes, the real "nsfl" seems off the charts.

[–]shorty6049 0 points1 point ago

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looks like i've got a new analogy to use at work tomorrow!

[–]MusicMagi 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes deaaad is betttaahh

[–]plainsmartass 0 points1 point ago

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I guess, that hurts.

[–]gr8leap 7 points8 points ago

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butt hurt

[–]Superflonic 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, crack...

I'll show myself out.

[–]bigkuhr 0 points1 point ago

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What's up with that FLY ASS GORILLA!?

[–]jkcr 0 points1 point ago

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That's sound advice.

[–]Smarag 0 points1 point ago

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I noped so fast out of that tab.

[–]chamberw 0 points1 point ago

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Have fun wiping that thing

[–]theoneace 0 points1 point ago

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thats not how it happened on jackass, this is a big fat phony

[–]commonthesenserapper 0 points1 point ago

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a dumb cracker sticking a fire cracker up his ass. dumb hillbilly

[–]perplexedscientist 0 points1 point ago

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Crack - not even once.

[–]StonedSuperhero 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else notice the 5 burn points on his ass? I kinda looks like he took one of those pinwheel firecrackers that spin around on a stick or stand or whatever and then lit it up. OW!

[–]Quiggibub 0 points1 point ago

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Holy son of a bitch. Ow.

[–]chempac 0 points1 point ago

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Only one question.

Were you wearing the wig and glasses when it happened?

[–]emote_control 0 points1 point ago

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While I'm certain that worse injuries have occurred as a result of stupidity with explosives, this shot looks like it's been photoshopped pretty heavily.

[–]bszollosi45 0 points1 point ago

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He must've shit his pants when... oh wait. Nevermind.

[–]MuffinOnfire 0 points1 point ago

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There are somethings one should never see. This was one of those things.

[–]Mo3 -1 points0 points ago

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Why is this Not Safe for Life? It happens every year to stupid people. I wish the whole world could see this.

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[–]wesinator 5 points6 points ago

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that made no sense.

[–]ChevyBMX -1 points0 points ago

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I was gonba celebrate new years til I took a firecracker to the ass