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[–]brazthemad 70 points71 points ago

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Magicarp uses SPLASH!

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points ago

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It's... it's actually EFFECTIVE!

[–]MrBoldMan 11 points12 points ago

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WHAT IS THIS SHIT!

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[–]onlyforaminute 7 points8 points ago

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Youre kind of a crap

[–]TheFriz 0 points1 point ago

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At least it doesn't last very long.

[–]Farsay 2 points3 points ago

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u need halp

[–]mmPete 2 points3 points ago

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOU ARE SAYING THINGS TO FAR AWAY!

[–]Hypponaut 99 points100 points ago

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The HOBLOLOBLOLOBBOLBOWHOA in the title made me laugh so hard :P

[–]KlebicoFranks 27 points28 points ago

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The more times I read "HOBLOLOBLOLOBBOLBOWHOA" the more I find "HOBLOLOBLOLOBBOLBOWHOA" amusing.

[–]whatsthematter 5 points6 points ago

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Read out-loud whilst impersonating the man for the best effect.

[–]Probably_Need_Loans 11 points12 points ago

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BLOWAHOBOWHOA

[–]Yann0u 5 points6 points ago

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My sister and I are almost crying. The more we look at it, the more we laugh.

[–]Hypponaut 1 point2 points ago

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It's addicting, isn't it :)

[–]Yann0u 1 point2 points ago

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I totally forgot about it (short attention span, heh), and now I'm laughing again :D

[–]Hypponaut 2 points3 points ago

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Just reading the title is enough to get me laughing again :D

[–]mmmorgan 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't help but saying it while watching it. Ohjeez.

[–]helptree 12 points13 points ago

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Didn't know dr cox fished

[–]saraaacrawford 27 points28 points ago

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Bob Loblaw

[–]HarveyBogart 13 points14 points ago

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Ah yes, Bob Loblaw's Law Blog! You, sit, are quite the mouthful.

[–]Hamster_Huey 3 points4 points ago

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Where shall I sit?

[–]HarveyBogart 1 point2 points ago

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Sit on autocorrect?

[–]highgravitycane 5 points6 points ago

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Bob Loblaw lobs a law bomb.

[–]bobloblawslawbomb 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed

[–]youneedabettername 1 point2 points ago

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Owl owlowl it.

[–]bobloblawslawbomb 0 points1 point ago

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Yes?

[–]raskafari 14 points15 points ago

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That's how it looks like when I hug girls.

[–]Sunshine_Bag 12 points13 points ago

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And thus fishes learned to fly.

[–]RageDoll 2 points3 points ago

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It's not flying. It's falling... With style.

[–]Ultrimo 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't swimming basically like flying but only in water?

[–]Kfeild 10 points11 points ago

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i bet that shit exploded when it hit the ground

[–]ConsummateK 7 points8 points ago

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Can't the top fins be sharp and pointy like? Pressed against that dude's neck things could have been grisly.

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[–]ConsummateK 2 points3 points ago

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Ah, well that makes more sense then. Thanks sir.

[–]SeanLOSL 1 point2 points ago

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Fishing nostalgia. Remember catching little perch and being too scared to unhook them myself.

[–]Thjoth 1 point2 points ago

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I still remember when I caught a little fish with a sharp dorsal fin, and my dad was trying to show me that there was nothing to be afraid of and was unhooking it for me, and somehow the fish squirmed so that the spines went through the glove Dad was wearing and into his hand. Needless to say, that (and the stream of profanity that followed) didn't reassure the 5 year old me very well.

[–]anistasha 16 points17 points ago

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It kind of looks like he's tickling the fish.

[–]itsonlyeverme 6 points7 points ago

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Completely changed the video for me, for the better. Note to self: fish hate being tickled.

[–]coder0xff 0 points1 point ago

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Tears are coming from my eyes.

[–]our_lord_jesus 6 points7 points ago

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video?

[–]downvotedildo 9 points10 points ago

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[–]our_lord_jesus 0 points1 point ago

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awesome

[–]Vaknor 3 points4 points ago

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The way it just flew off at the end killed me. All the upvotes for you.

[–]honestysrevival 10 points11 points ago

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[–]SupSupportSona 4 points5 points ago

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How to dance to dubstep by - a fish

[–]wackywiener 2 points3 points ago

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I imagine the fish thinking something like "I. Am. Getting. THE FUCK. Outta here."

[–]starlinguk 0 points1 point ago

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Buh-bye!

[–]ColombianKing 2 points3 points ago

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If Dubstep was to be an action, it would be this.

[–]XWUWTR 2 points3 points ago

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It gets funnier every time I see it.

[–]amichaux 2 points3 points ago

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there must be a dubstep version already, right?

[–]GenFiasco 8 points9 points ago

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I'm no expert on fish, but I'm pretty sure that's a fish's way of saying "Pussy ass bitch". Pure speculation though.

[–]Termich 1 point2 points ago

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He's just learning how to use the harmonica.

[–]Calber4 1 point2 points ago

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"I must go, my people need me"

[–]aracthedragon 1 point2 points ago

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Marine bio nerd moment: Is that a buffalo fish?

Also: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[–]rawrimazombie 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why I hear dubstep every time I watch this.

[–]NagastaBagamba 1 point2 points ago

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[–]tigerbird 1 point2 points ago

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Its pretty funny until you realize the fish drove its dorsal fin through his jugular.

[–]TheLegitZombie 1 point2 points ago

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There is nothing interesting about the gif. The title however, is fucking hilarious.

[–]PurpleNoodles 1 point2 points ago

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so I read he title in time to the GIF, so when it started flopping I read the HOBLOLOBLOLOBBOLBOWHOA and burst out laughing.

[–]DCoxRox69 1 point2 points ago

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One repost I'm happy to see.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is the best caption I have seen on reddit thus far!

[–]bpoag 1 point2 points ago

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Thought you were announcing a dubstep video

[–]Takasheen 1 point2 points ago

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wtf is this carp

[–]Nobson 2 points3 points ago

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Funniest. title. ever.

[–]Izzlols 0 points1 point ago

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Saw this on "You've been framed" with sound. Words can't describe how funny it is with sound.

[–]IsaacHolladay 0 points1 point ago

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He was just trying to give it a hug!

[–]TroubleBruin 0 points1 point ago

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This is how every one of my post-first-date moves has ended lately.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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AND WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!

[–]anyonethinkingabout 0 points1 point ago

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"he" = the man or the fish?

[–]timechuck 0 points1 point ago

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Stupid redneck forgot to cook the fish before trying to eat it.

[–]mul4mbo 0 points1 point ago

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This is how they came up with the idea for the shakeweight.

[–]ignishin 0 points1 point ago

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"Take me to the river"

[–]Giiimo 0 points1 point ago

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And then the fish flew happily through the sky after finally breaking free from the humans evil clutches

[–]gder 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know, I don't think you can catch an impressive carp. Now pull in a 20" rainbow or brown and I'm impressed.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MingusFan 0 points1 point ago

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good to know that I can get 1,000+ karma points by waiting 6 months and reposting this with nearly (if not exactly) the same headline you just put.

[–]DerpinNinjaa 0 points1 point ago

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And when the fish finally escapes I can hear " I believe I can fly , I believe I can touch the sky ! "

[–]Tredward 0 points1 point ago

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HOBLOLOBLOLOBBOLBOWHOA!

[–]ButterflyMX -1 points0 points ago

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anyone can offor video address, plz

[–]Redline163 -5 points-4 points ago

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I was listening to a song and when I clicked on this link, this is what I heard, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=dLaTlg8QukE#t=69s

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/hey0x/mad_fish/

found this on a google revere image search

[–]Sentient_Meat 0 points1 point ago

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and?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I found it interesting that reddit came up when doing a reverse image search. I was curious to see if I could find a video to go with it.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]pineapple420 -4 points-3 points ago

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nope, thats just how i feel when i try to make it to the front page

[–]Onslow_Skils -2 points-1 points ago

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And here we have th- HOBLOLOBLOLOBBOLBOWHOA