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[–]Morrisseys_Cat 103 points104 points ago

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I've eaten ice cream you people wouldn't believe.

[–]Vilvos 43 points44 points ago

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Banana splits wrapped in a whipped cream blanket. Root beer floats made with cask root beer. All these memories will be lost in time, like... sprinkles in chocolate syrup. Time to die.

[–]jeepbraah 1 point2 points ago

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Asshole. Stealing all the fun.

[–]CptxMorgan 1 point2 points ago

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Best thing about this thread.

[–]Vilvos 0 points1 point ago

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I should have said, "Time to diet."

[–]mannat56 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Elrox 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MilkTheFrog 10 points11 points ago

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Ice cream vans on fire on the streets of Tottenham...

[–]sarcasticmrfox[!] 5 points6 points ago

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I watched Cornettos glitter in the dark near the school gate

[–]jeepbraah 0 points1 point ago

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All of these ice cream drops will be lost.

[–]Coffeepillow 4 points5 points ago

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When I went to Japan I tried Curry-flavored Ice Cream. I would not suggest it.

[–]wrath505 0 points1 point ago

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Green tea and sweet potato on the other hand, delicious!

[–]shutup_donny 10 points11 points ago

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Cornetto? Nick Frost getting frosty.

[–]Powel 6 points7 points ago

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I wish I could properly express how hard I laughed at this comment. Instead I am just going to upvote you, I guess.

[–]SuperBearJew 0 points1 point ago

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I came here with the intention of quoting this: god bless Redditors!

[–]Ruisleipa 47 points48 points ago

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Time to diet.

[–]odetocapitalism 4 points5 points ago

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Exactly. Was supposed to read "time to diet", but the last letter didn't get printed.

[–]spankr 15 points16 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
What time is it when you're out of ice cream? 0coms -6pts 1mo funny
What time is it when you're out of ice cream? 335coms 1568pts 1mo pics
But I don't want to... 0coms -1pt 23dys funny
Ice Scream 68coms 794pts 6mos funny
Time to Die 2coms 0pts 21dys funny
What time is it when you're out of ice cream? 2coms 3pts 17dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]SexDrugsRock 2 points3 points ago

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Wow; people in /r/pics will upvote anything.

[–]dnast 23 points24 points ago

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Exactly why I stopped buying Emo-pops.

[–]DieWithYerBootsOn 5 points6 points ago

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I hear Axl Rose... "Wake up... TIME TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[–]pineapple2048 37 points38 points ago

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OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO OH SHIT OH SHIT WE'RE OUT OF FUDGY POPS

[–]apieceofenergy -3 points-2 points ago

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...I think... I think I love you.

[–]pineapple2048 0 points1 point ago

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I get that a lot.

[–]apieceofenergy 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I only think it, don't get your hopes up. Emotions and I don't go well together.

I THOUGHT I LOVED YOU BABY BUT IT WAS JUST A LIE

[–]pineapple2048 0 points1 point ago

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GODDAMMIT WOMAN WE CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS

[–]apieceofenergy 0 points1 point ago

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Baby don't leave me.

[–]pineapple2048 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry baby, I'm just stressed out about the promotion.

[–]apieceofenergy 0 points1 point ago

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It's okay, I know you only hit me because you love me.

[–]pineapple2048 0 points1 point ago

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Baby it's your fault.

[–]treetrollololo 61 points62 points ago

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Man I got a kick out of this! Two months ago, when it was on the front page.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I swear this was three weeks ago.

[–]McBurger 5 points6 points ago

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last time, fell off dinosaur

[–]prose-before-hoes 8 points9 points ago

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It was on a lot more recently than that

[–]chris-topher 4 points5 points ago

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And a lot later too.

[–]dropcode 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like I've read this comment somewhere before.

[–]treetrollololo 0 points1 point ago

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well played.

[–]Tom_Anks -4 points-3 points ago

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Why would people downvote this?! He is correct!

[–]Awhite2555 13 points14 points ago

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Because people are getting sick of the "this is a repost" hipster I saw it before bs. Not everyone sees everything when it's posted.

[–]passivelyaggressiver 5 points6 points ago

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Are you the casual redditor?

[–]Pixeleyes 1 point2 points ago

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The trouble is that there are people who see something popular on the front page and then post it again a few days or weeks later in order to reap some karma. They often go so far as to use the same title of the original. Without the "REPOST!" community, Reddit would basically be the same 100 or so images of cats reposted every single day.

[–]DaDrewStuh 4 points5 points ago

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If the score is positive, people want to see it. Your opinion is worth one vote, put it in and live with the results.

[–]A_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED 14 points15 points ago

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Who gives a flying fuck about karma? Upvotes and downvoted are to prevent things like this. You upvote new content. If something has enough upvotes, people want to see it. Nobody made you king of Reddit content.

[–]Forestisinthetrees 4 points5 points ago

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YOU! Throws ultra ball

[–]kljhfvkesf 0 points1 point ago*

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wiggle

wiggle

POP

Enemy ABRA used TELEPORT!

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[–]Forestisinthetrees 0 points1 point ago

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]Awhite2555 0 points1 point ago

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I like you. Thank you.

[–]InsulinDependent -2 points-1 points ago

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yet MOST people have seen it when it was recently on the front page

[–]Swiss_Tony 8 points9 points ago

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Most people? Can you show us the data from your market research that backs up this assertion?

[–]ThatLuckyBear 4 points5 points ago

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I upvoted his comment, but if I haven't seen it, its new to me! I lol'd heartily =X

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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repost from like 3 days ago?...

[–]BravoTwoZero 3 points4 points ago

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Just take the hints already...

[–]mannyboy2680 3 points4 points ago

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I screamed for ice cream that night.

[–]Swiss_Tony 1 point2 points ago

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You screamed? I screamed.

[–]RudyardKipling 1 point2 points ago

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We all... never mind

[–]Rasalom 9 points10 points ago

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What time is it when you've seen this repost before?

Time to sigh.

[–]stop_juststop 2 points3 points ago

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I must have an extremely morbid sense of humor - the two things that have made me laugh the hardest this week are this and when my Aunt helped my 92-year-old Great Aunt with advanced alzheimer's into the car and then jokingly said, "What would you do without me?" and my Great Aunt replied, "Drop dead."

[–]TI-994A 2 points3 points ago

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What time is it when you run out of karma? TIME TO REPOST!

[–]reason_able 1 point2 points ago

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Flashbacks to Diablo 2.

[–]iskout 1 point2 points ago

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I read it in the voice of the Sorceress saying it.

[–]reason_able 0 points1 point ago

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Barbarian here.

[–]the1strussian 1 point2 points ago

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This is the way the world ends, This is the way the world ends: This is the way the world ends: Not with a bang but a lack of ice cream.

[–]artydecor 1 point2 points ago

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So,

I scream, you scream,

We all scream for ice cream.

Was really a warning?

[–]blaze_all_day 1 point2 points ago

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Time to repost.

[–]ionlysaynigger 1 point2 points ago

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nigger

[–]dropcode 1 point2 points ago

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Something something pixels.

[–]Obligatory-Reference 6 points7 points ago

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Am I the only one who immediately thought of Blade Runner?

[–]tominated 1 point2 points ago

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I just watched it a couple of days ago, now I am noticing references everywhere.

[–]MoreSore 2 points3 points ago

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repost

[–]agentidaho 1 point2 points ago

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just looking at this i subconsciously added "bitch" on the end of "time to die"

[–]RudyardKipling 2 points3 points ago*

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Whereas, many of us thought "like tears in rain".

[–]PlaidCactus 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this reposted time and time again but I still seem to laugh every time I see it.

[–]Cynikal818 1 point2 points ago*

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how many times will this get re-posted

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else read this in the Butthead voice?

[–]RudyardKipling 0 points1 point ago

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Nope: Roy Batty.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I must be dead and don't realize it.

[–]ripslit 0 points1 point ago

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would consider getting a stomach pump, just sayin

[–]DrLotr 0 points1 point ago

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Subliminal Advertising much?

[–]mcartz33 0 points1 point ago

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they must have some kind of deal with the grim ripper...feed mass populations with unhealthy garbage to keep him in business.

[–]AGNKim 0 points1 point ago

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What do we tell ice cream? Not today, ice cream. Not today.

[–]nameless88 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, shit, I get it! It probably said Diet, but the T got crossed out.

Also, this is a repost. I remember, because I made some joke about a movie concept where it's a serial killer ice cream man who kills his victims in a creative way, like they get a popsicle that says that on it, and then he comes up behind them with the scooper and puts their eyeballs onto a waffle cone or some shit.

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 0 points1 point ago

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this is the ice cream i give all my dates...

[–]Nieman 0 points1 point ago

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This is a repost >.>

[–]ajitation 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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Settle down reposter.

[–]blade2000 0 points1 point ago

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Cool, another REPOST!

[–]bulletm 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this many times but it ALWAYS makes me LOL

[–]tilla23 0 points1 point ago

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who upvoted this? Jesus this shit is like ten years old.

[–]idiotboxq 0 points1 point ago

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What time is it when I've seen things you people wouldn't believe? Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

[–]abandonedhope 0 points1 point ago

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I believe that stick is threatening you, after all, you did unsheathe it and must now deal with its power!

[–]Boofyostaff 0 points1 point ago

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What time is it when you submit a repost?

time to die

[–]racecarspacedinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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could you find an older internet picture?

[–]Dick_Wrist_Watch 0 points1 point ago

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wake up!

[–]RedSquaree 0 points1 point ago

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What time is it when you're out of ice cream? http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/mlszv/what_time_is_it_when_youre_out_of_ice_cream/ submitted 1 month ago by -Slade- to /r/pics +1563

[–]sebmck -1 points0 points ago

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That's some damn horrible Photoshop brushing you have there.

[–]pulloverman -2 points-1 points ago

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The Emperor of Ice Cream

[–]Lyvertus -3 points-2 points ago

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photoshop

[–]TheLastGuitarHero -2 points-1 points ago

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No. Misprint.

[–]happytriggersrevolt9 -1 points0 points ago

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Screw this, I'm eating ice cream from the carton...