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[–]leartes 8 points9 points ago

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"probably get AIDS" should be changed to "get AIDS".

[–]always_useful 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, i think "everyone" would include those with AIDS.

[–]zamadatix 0 points1 point ago

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Statistically you can't even say it would almost surely happen because the probability isn't 1. The change would be simply for flow and comedic effect, nothing more.

[–]SirDigbyChicknCeasar 5 points6 points ago

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Seriously though, imagine one person without a single STD has sex with everyone in the world. Now, they end with all of them of course but my thought is how many people do they pass it on to? No way of telling where in the line of sex they contract various diseases so it could be like some crazy world wide roulette. If the person hits aids on the first draw then bam, everyone is more than likely infected. This is the shit I think about at five in the morning.

[–]veebz 6 points7 points ago

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Actually, HIV transmission rates are a lot lower than you think. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiv#Transmission

[–]gsf4lyfe 2 points3 points ago

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At the very least, myriad of other sexually transmitted diseases.

[–]riley702 3 points4 points ago

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I don't understand why "be happy" had to be crossed out

[–]jccstatus 1 point2 points ago

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What are these called again? i want to look the rest up

[–]iheartbatman 6 points7 points ago

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[–]daedalus733 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you kind sir or madam, this is wonderful.

[–]jccstatus 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks!

[–]Mopso 1 point2 points ago

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FALSE.

You don't get AIDS from your hands.

[–]amydevi 2 points3 points ago

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Not if you get the new vaccine Canada's working on! :D

[–]slayer8a 1 point2 points ago

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If they are still working on it, then you might want to wait until it's right before fucking everyone.

[–]otakucode 4 points5 points ago

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Ever heard of condoms? Idiots trying to justify their fucked up disgusting celibate lives.

[–]yearofthesilkworm 4 points5 points ago

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Doesn't nullify the chance of getting it... I mean, would you fuck someone you knew had AIDS, even with a condom?

[–]haterzgonehate 4 points5 points ago

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Also HPV/Herpes can exist on areas not covered by a condom, and can still be passed on.

[–]C4ndlejack 2 points3 points ago

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It's called a condom

[–]shortcord 2 points3 points ago

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not if you use protection

[–]cdude 0 points1 point ago

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it's amazing how you have two naked bodies in contact and exchanging fluids and just covering your dick shields you from contracting diseases.

[–]daedalus733 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't seen one of these in a while.

[–]INeedTreeFiddy 0 points1 point ago

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Why can't we have both?

[–]omar1993 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck everyone?

Indeed

[–]Polobear25 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta catch 'em all!

[–]Imperi33 0 points1 point ago

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This is very similar to "be healthy and fuck everyone, seriously, like whatever." as said by Kristen Stewart during a video interview.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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PENIS!

[–]Deviling 0 points1 point ago

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Ah yes. I remember this picture when it first showed up on 4chan. And when the original, non-edited image appeared on Tumblr. Now, finally, we can have it on Reddit too!

[–]GuyWithABeard 0 points1 point ago

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It's true. I've seen it happen.

[–]Gerik22 0 points1 point ago

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And so will they.

[–]mifan 0 points1 point ago

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If you don't use a condom, you will likely get HIV... but at the same time you'll get so many other diseases and HIV treatment these days are pretty good, so I think it's highly unlikely, that you will live long enough to develop AIDS.

[–]aceoftrachs -1 points0 points ago

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Signed, M. Johnson.

[–]River_Jones -1 points0 points ago

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Chainsaw everyone!

[–]mhtfc -1 points0 points ago

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That is not true, I am white, and i am the 1%, i am immuned to hiv mother fuckers, hell yeah.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I'll take my chances

[–]crahrig -2 points-1 points ago

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