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[–]thegreatdane908 125 points126 points ago

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I dont know why that is so funny but I just laughed for like a minute straight

[–]Dustinm16 35 points36 points ago

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It's funny cause I can sympathize with the cat, somebody should label me too...

[–]fuck_pants 29 points30 points ago

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I tagged you in RES as "Touches himself", will that do?

[–]Dustinm16 2 points3 points ago

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Good enough for me.

[–]Kratzyyy 5 points6 points ago

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I can imagine him running around his house labeling EVERYTHING in sight. Lamp? LAMP! Table? TABLE! Turkey? TURKEY!

[–]apcolleen 0 points1 point ago

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I did this at work becuase a new boss was labeling everything. I labeled the clock and phones and staplers and yes even the label maker.

[–]chabooksauce 1 point2 points ago

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I use the red handled coffee pot at work to brew the double black coffee and put a label on the handle "Extra Skremf"

[–]apcolleen 0 points1 point ago

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Im sad to say I did google "skremf" but ive had 3 hrs of sleep and its now 3am lol. I always wanted to switch the coffee in the tech support center I worked in to decaf... I never did though. And thank you for getting a word stuck in my head for the next few days.

[–]Irongrip 0 points1 point ago

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That word is getting in my vocabulary.

[–]chabooksauce 0 points1 point ago

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Luckily for you both, it's not in Urban Dictionary yet. You know what you must do.

[–]ChickenBreast 2 points3 points ago

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The look of shame.

[–]egodeath92 2 points3 points ago

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The cat appears to be closing it's eyes in shame, implicitly admitting that he/she does in fact touch his/herself.

[–]eugenekrabz 0 points1 point ago

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Arrr Ar Ar Ar Ar

[–]Mediumtim 59 points60 points ago

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I don't want anybody else

[–]shaunc 31 points32 points ago

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When I think about you...

[–]LeazZ 44 points45 points ago

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[–]StealthTomato 2 points3 points ago

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I feel like this should start being a meme, kind of like the turtles.

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[–]SnapHook 4 points5 points ago

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You obviously don't remember the 90s

[–]JSBIV 15 points16 points ago

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Gave my dad a label maker. Immediately, he prints out a "label maker" label for the label maker, and then a smaller one for the label, marked "label marker label"

[–]JSBIV 15 points16 points ago

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the word "label" doesn't make sense any more

[–]NewLlama 13 points14 points ago

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Awww there's only one beer left and it's Bart's.

[–]Shippolo 0 points1 point ago

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am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

[–]Stiggy1605 33 points34 points ago

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[–]Halefor 29 points30 points ago

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[–]Mezmer1zed 18 points19 points ago

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Is there ever not a relevant XKCD?

[–]stillalone 8 points9 points ago

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I don't think there's a relevant XKCD about there always being relevant XKCDs.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Curzone 2 points3 points ago

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[Relevant](http:\www.wetriffs.com) (semi-nsfw)

[–]sprankton 0 points1 point ago

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There's an XKCD about Douglas Hoffstadter. That's pretty close.

[–]Halefor -1 points0 points ago

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Dinosaur bondage fetishes. Ones for dinosaurs and fetishes, but not any for dinosaur bondage festishes.

[–]PockyBum522 4 points5 points ago

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[–]OatmealPowerSalad -2 points-1 points ago

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Why did I know what both the relevant xkcd link and the reply xkcd link would be without clicking on either of them.

[–]De_Lille_D 24 points25 points ago

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Should have made it "I lick my butt".

[–]acertainpointofview -1 points0 points ago

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I Ctrl+Fed 'lick' for this. I am not disappoint.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Why did you get downvoted?

[–]acertainpointofview 3 points4 points ago

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Who knows. Internet points don't matter anyway. Gave you one anyway though :)

[–]weirdXone 6 points7 points ago*

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When I got a label maker a few years ago I went full Double D on everything

Edit: also relevant

[–]ragingsage 2 points3 points ago

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Wow. I've never noticed that sticky note after years of watching the show.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]beefsteez 5 points6 points ago

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OMG ME TOO

[–]2amSoapIce 4 points5 points ago

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I want to party with your dad.

[–]caraficionado24[S] 3 points4 points ago

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He wants to party with you.

[–]CompetitiveTroll 1 point2 points ago

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Is he cute?

[–]MrIste 2 points3 points ago

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Is it the Label Baby Jr?

[–]jhnsdlk 1 point2 points ago

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Love the Label Baby, baby.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I can attest to the veracity of the label.

[–]arcanition 2 points3 points ago

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Your dad is a cat?

[–]hedgeslammer 0 points1 point ago

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He's such a pussy.

[–]Ashlynkat 1 point2 points ago

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Don't we all?

[–]BeAtheistItsFun 1 point2 points ago

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Your cat is a black hole.

[–]NapAddict 1 point2 points ago

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The cat looks so ashamed.

[–]Skelables 1 point2 points ago

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I got one of these too :)

[–]NoMoreALurker 1 point2 points ago

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[–]I_Upvote_Kitties 1 point2 points ago

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Here's an upvote

[–]eugenetabisco 1 point2 points ago

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Probably re-gifted from that dentist Tim Whatley.

[–]quittersspit 0 points1 point ago

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You're doing it right.

[–]michaelchung 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AlbertaDwarfSpruce 0 points1 point ago

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So much shame...

[–]Bananavice 0 points1 point ago

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He is Fernando Martinez.

[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 0 points1 point ago

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That cat and I have something in common.

[–]GameMissConduct 0 points1 point ago

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Label makers are fun. I love to randomly label things at work. Like phones, printers, staplers, notebooks...etc. And yes, I have the maturity of a 10 yr old.

[–]Alexx17 0 points1 point ago

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Did he get that gift from his dentist?

[–]The_Resisty 0 points1 point ago

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I have a feeling that your dad is Peter Griffin...

[–]RodgerReddit 0 points1 point ago

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Japan US relations.

[–]GnutAh 0 points1 point ago

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Why did you steal my cat?! DAMN YOU. oh well take him he eats way too much anyway.

[–]bumfromthefuture 0 points1 point ago

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kitty

[–]MaunaLoona 0 points1 point ago

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[–]NumbersMakeMeHorny 0 points1 point ago

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I need one that says " I do things to myself that even I regret moments later"

[–]DeFex 0 points1 point ago

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My cat freaks out if you stick things to him.

[–]pinguz 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of that part in One Hundred Years of Solitude where everyone in the village gets a disease that makes them lose their memories, so they label up everything in case they forget what it is ("this is a cow, it gives milk", etc)

[–]BlaCkPeZuS 0 points1 point ago

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Lawsuit from Apple incoming

[–]b-nasty2 0 points1 point ago

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My friend has a kitty exactly like that but hes been missing 3 days now..I sure miss that little guy...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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For Rectal Use Only

[–]Nintendork64 0 points1 point ago

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He looks so happy about it too...

[–]Battion 0 points1 point ago

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that cat must be 90% of why people are on the internet.

[–]shootlikeaproG36 0 points1 point ago

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No way! You too!?

[–]dsi1 0 points1 point ago

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Such a missed opportunity for me last Christmas...

[–]TerryArchi 0 points1 point ago

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Dont we all?

[–]ultimate_zigzag 0 points1 point ago

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It should be, "I lick myself."

[–]cuntcunt 0 points1 point ago

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My cat looks exactly like your cat

[–]Ted_From_Accounting 0 points1 point ago

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Hilarious

[–]swarrior216 0 points1 point ago

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Label all the things!

[–]thepikey7 0 points1 point ago

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Property of Bart Simpson

[–]betterthings2do 0 points1 point ago

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Don't lie, you put that label on your cat after your dad put that label on you

[–]Zythe1984 0 points1 point ago

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Hey... I woke up with that same label on me this morning. Jokes on him. Nothing can stick to my hands!

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

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I woke up with something like that on my forehead once. True story.

[–]wakeupsheep 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Bitter_Idealist 0 points1 point ago

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[–]caraficionado24[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, I never even saw that pic... I just thought this was hilarious so I took a picture.

[–]tonterias 0 points1 point ago

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So your dad labeled you and then you used the label in your cat for karma, 'ight?

[–]ESPguitarist 0 points1 point ago

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Hello, Hunters' friend who made the front page. Congrats, buddy!

[–]hunterzg -1 points0 points ago

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Freaking stalker dog.

[–]ESPguitarist -1 points0 points ago

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I was hoping you'd see this. I see you're being way more stalkerish and going through my month old comments, hahahahaha.

[–]hunterzg 0 points1 point ago

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I also commented on one of your YouTube videos lol

[–]lg1028 -1 points0 points ago

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not funny.

[–]Cveezy -2 points-1 points ago

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Label ALL THE THINGS!!!