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[–]Vert1go 33 points34 points ago

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I find myself laughing more at the thought of a small suburban white kid in his onesie pajama coming down the stairs making that face.

[–]fragglestickcar 15 points16 points ago

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Mean muggin hard.

[–]ohpeerm 4 points5 points ago

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To me the face looks more like he just smelt some dog shit rather than excitement.

[–]deadtree123 21 points22 points ago

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"Lets see what these nigga's got me"

[–]ZenStoner -5 points-4 points ago

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lold

[–]ghopper 62 points63 points ago*

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[–]vapros 9 points10 points ago

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This needs more upvotes. Hilarious.

[–]SpitefulMoose 16 points17 points ago

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http://imgur.com/l4Qgb Figured out why.

[–]jakemyers7 -2 points-1 points ago

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I DOWNVOTED

[–]aawwwwjelly 0 points1 point ago

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CIRCLEJERK!

[–]jamesneysmith 1 point2 points ago

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Purell just got it's next spokesperson.

[–]pfasul01 28 points29 points ago

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You look unreasonably angry for a Christmas morning.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Well, there better be 37 presents.

[–]kingoflag79 -1 points0 points ago*

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and 100 Million Dollars edit: I don't think people get the joke.

[–]SeesRacismEverywhere 85 points86 points ago

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That's right. We can all laugh at the black man because.... he black. Why do we never seen whitey wearing gold chains?

[–]jedi-knight 29 points30 points ago

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I was going to down vote you, but then I seen you username. I see what you did there.

[–]pissuoff 23 points24 points ago

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I'm so glad this gif isn't being reposted again for "how I feel when I walk in McDonalds".

[–]HeyImAlex 8 points9 points ago

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"with five dollars"

[–]pissuoff 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, that's it.

[–]Kubaker1 19 points20 points ago

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[–]walkerism 11 points12 points ago

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[–]fleewood3 51 points52 points ago

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"yo where the big presents at?"

[–]WestCoastAmbitions[S] 43 points44 points ago

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Where's Gradual_Nigger when you need him.

[–]rocknrollhikeskoo 26 points27 points ago

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Stealing from a charity he donated to five minutes prior.

[–]aiminstoudamire 5 points6 points ago

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Birdman Hand rub

[–]RUN_BKK 5 points6 points ago

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Really? Because I felt more like this.

[–]softmod 10 points11 points ago

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Me too! Man, I wish I could feel like a rich black man every day of the year.

[–]CamouflageDave 2 points3 points ago

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How I felt waking up on Christmas as a baby

FTFY

[–]spikeboyslim 2 points3 points ago

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One of the best posts I've seen in a wee while. Brightened up my day sir/madame.

[–]ster1ing 3 points4 points ago

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Birdman handrub ftw!

[–]BikeBison 1 point2 points ago

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Haha hell yeah

[–]anyonehere 1 point2 points ago

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This was so awesome, I can't stop laughing!!

[–]Gladwraplol 1 point2 points ago

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Birdman was the biggest inside joke between me and my best friends. 5 star stunners.

[–]mackwheezy 1 point2 points ago

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LOL

[–]adonbeatsagat 5 points6 points ago

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How I feel stealing the neighbors presents every Christmas Eve.

[–]biggmclargehuge 1 point2 points ago

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is this before or after all the different santas come and give presents to your mom?

[–]schnauzerz 1 point2 points ago

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No you didn't.

[–]wackywiener 1 point2 points ago

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What? What the hell kind of kid were you?

[–]shan6 1 point2 points ago

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One with which you do not fuck.

[–]mrmongolion 0 points1 point ago

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ive never laughed so hard at a gif before hahahahaha,its so true though :D

[–]uglyfatbroketinycock 0 points1 point ago

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"Can't wait to use my EBT for that FKC."

[–]GritzAnGravy 0 points1 point ago

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Black?

[–]ech0-chris 0 points1 point ago

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If I was ever expecting anything good, I'd do this. As a kid I more of just ran and cheered (after waking up everyone super early) to the tree and yelled about opening presents =P

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Like a black criminal?

[–]Kryostasis 0 points1 point ago

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ymcmb baby

[–]Palendrome 1 point2 points ago

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YMCMB SONNNNNNNN

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

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This gif is funnier with the title "Walking into McDonalds with $5".

[–]mixa007 -1 points0 points ago

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I felt so cousy

[–]ITSigno 1 point2 points ago

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cousy
cozy

I'm hoping you meant cozy... but kids these days... who knows?

[–]BoomBoomBawfBawf -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, I thought it was so they could focus on their nonexistent support.