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[–]Ashlynkat 8 points9 points ago

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Nice to know she had his seal of approval.

[–]IAmAtomato 3 points4 points ago

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Oh my God!

All those people have incognito shades!

[–]sebnoggle64 0 points1 point ago

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Fuuuck i was gonna say that..

[–]ccbeef 2 points3 points ago

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Read "Oh my!" in this guy's voice.

[–]bpoag 2 points3 points ago

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Was censoring the old Asian women in the background really necessary?

Check all that apply:

  • "No one must know I visit the zoo. Ever. The zoo is a place of great shame."

  • "My 57 year old ex-boyfriend might still be stalking me after 40 years."

  • "I DO NOT WANT TO BE SEEN WITH THAT FILTHY BITCH WALRUS"

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[–]sebnoggle64 1 point2 points ago

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Why didnt i see your username before i clicked.

[–]bogweasel87 0 points1 point ago

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i saw the username and still clicked!! ahhhhh!!!

[–]r_marshall_s 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty awesome zoo if they let the animals roam around outside the cages...

[–]Caiity 0 points1 point ago

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Cute repost

[–]cyantag05 0 points1 point ago

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I read it in Busters voice for some reason.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Some one fix it so that it's says "AMG THAT'S THE CUTEST BUKKIT."

kthx

[–]twister2077 0 points1 point ago

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I once saw a black lady that looked like that. She was in a wheelchair and her neck roll was larger than her head.

[–]Moosapian 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't need to read this.

[–]twister2077 0 points1 point ago

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Yes you did.

[–]Moosapian 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE.

[–]twister2077 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I took a picture of her, because it was like she became a higher form of being, where she can eat her weight in food everyday and still be alive. She was such a powerful figure that there where four people moving with her while carrying food.

[–]Moosapian 1 point2 points ago

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I just.. I don't.. what.

[–]twister2077 1 point2 points ago

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Somethings are better left unanswered.

[–]Moosapian 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly, these mysteries of people won't be solved.