Passion of the crust

arc_angle · 9 months

You guys need to stop mocking Jesus' birth. About 2,000 years ago, today, three wise men saw the Star of Bethlehem as they came from the yeast.

markjaquith · 9 months

What? Zero comments? Sad godless Christmas, Reddit. I can't believe you donut want to do a pun thread. :-(

barracuda105 · 9 months

DOUGH!

BeniGoat · 9 months

HE IS RISEN!

Isaac_Shepard · 9 months

merry crust-mas from pizza joes

starbuxed · 9 months

I am agnostic and I would convert for awesome bread. I love bread that much!

[deleted] · 9 months

Nice, I thought it was gona be another Jew in the oven joke.

northbayray · 9 months

Crescent rolling on the floor laughing!

RabieBabies · 9 months

Passion of the Crust is a real movie and I have watched it.

avert_your_maize · 9 months

I was afraid to look at the comments for fear of all of the puns. It was everything I expected.

eurasianelk · 9 months

I loaf this post.

inferno719 · 9 months

I'm surprised no one's linked the Cheesus Crust pizza parlor clip from ... Whatever movie it was from, yet.

wayndom · 9 months

OMG! (Just kidding, 47-year atheist) That is the funniest post I've ever seen on Reddit!

THANK YOU, mgwooley!

Arselito · 9 months

Giant tic tac toe game?

artoonie · 9 months

This is the SF bread shop yeah??

westonci · 9 months

$10 says Zachs getting some pussy tonight

Maverick585 · 9 months

Hey I work in a Costco bakery too!!!!

macaflakaflame · 9 months

For you, sir, an upvote from a Christian.

[deleted] · 9 months

POW!

Asgrimnur · 9 months

I'm sorry, but this isn't funny at all. A crummy pun-thread...

sk8withk8 · 9 months

My first time making a front page and I don't even get the karma :(

Digipy · 9 months

the holy bun dried on the croissant

cynicroute · 9 months

Sweet sweet blasphemy.

vw209 · 9 months

This reads like an /r/trees thread.

[deleted] · 9 months

My brothers and I were talking about opening a religiously themed pizza place. Some of the menu items:

Cheesus Crust: A cheese pizza...put a cutout over it while cooking to make a Jesus face

Cheesus feeds 5000: a huge version of the above

The Abomination: shrimp, ham, bacon, sausage, pepperoni, and linguica

The Pope: a pizza with lots of little smokies covered in our white sauce. Kids just can't say no!

scrambles57 · 9 months

I feel that this should be in r/christianity rather than r/atheism.

1onflux · 9 months

The modern atheist's obsession with Christianity is fascinating indeed.

[deleted] · 9 months

Those are some crumby jokes.

notnay · 9 months

I really hope that isn't cinnabon otherwise the picture becomes a thousand times more trashy.

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