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[–]theAlphaginger 109 points110 points ago

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Heath Ledger REALLY got into all of his roles.

[–]HoverJet 64 points65 points ago

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Heath Ledger REALLY got into all of his holes.

FTFY?

[–]Panu_Magish 93 points94 points ago

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RIP Heath Ledger..

ಥ_ಥ

[–]irawwwr 53 points54 points ago

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LYK DIS IF U CRI EVRYTYM!

[–]yagsuomynona 17 points18 points ago

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something something 5ever

[–]xcaptnwigglesx 15 points16 points ago

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something something r/circlejerk

[–]zanhoshi 4 points5 points ago

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I BURST INTO TREATS ;___;

[–]MilesOBrian 18 points19 points ago

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You gotta pay the troll toll.

[–]titsmeow 15 points16 points ago

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to get into the Bat's hole.

[–]annoyinglyclever 5 points6 points ago

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That troll looks oddly similar to the Penguin...

[–]SpaceFaceOn 1 point2 points ago

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Bat's soul.

[–]ikurumba 3 points4 points ago

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You mean he REALLY got into Jake

[–]Klept-o-maniac 171 points172 points ago

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It's funny because Batman's parents are dead.

[–]punisher1005 27 points28 points ago

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I still don't get it.

[–]ikurumba 45 points46 points ago

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brokeback mountain

[–]flume 12 points13 points ago

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Were their parents dead in that movie? I've never seen it.

[–]ikurumba 38 points39 points ago

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ledger and jake do gay stuff with each other in a tent and they are cowboys.

[–]Nightfalls 17 points18 points ago

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It's basically a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding.

[–]birdnerd 0 points1 point ago

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If only there were a movie shot from the horses' perspectives...

[–]dannyr 13 points14 points ago

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Sex and The City?

[–]morpheousmarty -1 points0 points ago

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I don't have the slow clap gif, but if there ever was a time I would use it it would be now.

Well done sir, well done.

[–]wheatley_cereal 0 points1 point ago

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Man pudding.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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they got killed when an airplane engine crashed through their house roof

[–]flume -1 points0 points ago

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It all comes full circle.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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everybody dies alone... even batman

[–]slothzen -5 points-4 points ago

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I think they did in a car accident for Ledger's character.

[–]slothzen 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jampaq 16 points17 points ago

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It's because Jake looks less like a Basset Hound than his sister.

[–]ukittenme -1 points0 points ago

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holy crap I have been trying to find the words to describe her "looks" you sir have made my christmas

[–]air21uru 7 points8 points ago

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It's funny because the joker lost...you know...with dying and all...

[–]efratco6319 0 points1 point ago

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So it's basically a double moral.

[–]ikurumba 2 points3 points ago

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Batman doesn't follow the constitution, the constitution follows Batman.

[–]deejayalemus 12 points13 points ago

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[–]pill_popper 66 points67 points ago

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The Joker fucked Donnie Darko. True story

[–]evanvolm 12 points13 points ago

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The Joker fucked Billy Crystal's son. True story.

[–]Saint947 4 points5 points ago

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Downvoted for making me think Billy crystal and Jake Gyllenhall were related.

[–]JakeGyllenhaal 30 points31 points ago

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We are.

[–]Legendman3 -2 points-1 points ago

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redditor for 4 months

upvote

[–]fidelityastro 19 points20 points ago

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Batman's head looks so silly there.

[–]flimdex 53 points54 points ago

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Ah, RIP Heath

[–]cmo7 12 points13 points ago

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I disagree. Have any of you seen Secretary?

Maggie is fucking hot. And it's more than a physical thing.

[–]BurssburssburssSwag 15 points16 points ago

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I'd do er

[–]ledzep4life 22 points23 points ago

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As would I, Maggie gets a bad rap from the haters. I think she looks good.

[–]SaltyBabe 8 points9 points ago

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It's mostly that she doesn't do herself many favors, but in Hollywood even if you don't like her style it's refreshing that she doesn't try so hard to look like everyone else.

[–]the_goat_boy 10 points11 points ago

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She doesn't define herself by how she looks. I just think she's adorable.

[–]deejayalemus 10 points11 points ago

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She's hot in Secretary.

[–]the_goat_boy 6 points7 points ago

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That masturbation scene... oh my!

[–]jackcatalyst -5 points-4 points ago

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Meh

[–]rarkai 3 points4 points ago

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She's hot.

[–]fake_celebs_pics -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Colostomy 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Chakks 20 points21 points ago

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[–]RUN_BKK 4 points5 points ago

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I don't know, I think I like OP's better.

[–]Colostomy -1 points0 points ago

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I don't. Merry Christmas!

[–]starbuxed 17 points18 points ago*

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I dont care who is fucking who. I wish I could fuck somebody. I am male and out of order without a blue pill. Oh yeah, I might have a brain tumor( the cause of needing any help). So yeah, and I am 30 yrs old. I found out a week ago about the possible brain tumor. So I really dont care.

Edit: Please down vote if you must. I am alone on xmas semi drunk. I really am in a very shitty spot in life. please feel free to comment. Ya, I will reply.

[–]flouri 8 points9 points ago

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Reading this depressed me, friend. Merry Christmas.

[–]starbuxed 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, me too. I have been doing every thing just to keep it together but being alone on xmas eve just caused me to break.

[–]flouri 7 points8 points ago

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I'm just some random person on the internet but if you need someone to talk to don't be afraid to send me a message. :)

[–]8e8 4 points5 points ago

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I was enjoying my lonely xmas eve. You just ruined that for me.

[–]starbuxed -1 points0 points ago

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Well, glad I am not the only "lonely" out there. You're invited for a home brewed beer and an upvote.

[–]8e8 0 points1 point ago

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Home brew me a fat head and you got yourself a deal. Tis' the season to be giving upvotes.

[–]starbuxed 0 points1 point ago

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You want fat head, that's EZ. I just got to turn up the CO2 on the keg a lil.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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[–]starbuxed 0 points1 point ago

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Ummm. I have to ask how? what happened?

[–]monkeyballs2 6 points7 points ago

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i'm bisexual and i would totally do jake before maggie, he's a lil hotty and she's a hot mess.

[–]Colostomy 2 points3 points ago

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I'm heterosexual and I would totally do Jake before Maggie, actually I'd do Jake over any woman. Oh Jake, you slay me.

[–]iConfessor 3 points4 points ago

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I think he means hot mess in a good way. Like Tyra Banks.

[–]VictoriousPR 3 points4 points ago

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splooge

[–]Jace_09 0 points1 point ago

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i don't even...

[–]JakeGyllenhaal 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you.

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[–]monkeyballs2 -4 points-3 points ago

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she was kinda uglysexy in secretary but everything she's been in since has been downhill - to think they actually cast her to play katie holmes' role, what a joke! we secretly replaced batman's perfect adorable princess with a 15years-older recovering-meth-addict baglady, lets see if he notices .. nope!

[–]Lower_Expectations 0 points1 point ago

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Best comment ever.

[–]ChemicallyCastrated 1 point2 points ago

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Thats... wow. You're right.

[–]TheQuips 1 point2 points ago

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i savor you brain

[–]latecraigy 1 point2 points ago

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How did I not make this connection before

[–]BlackDelegation 1 point2 points ago

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It made me laugh....have an upvote :)

[–]Gawdzillers 1 point2 points ago

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OH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE TAKE MY UPVOTES, ALL OF THEM

[–]fallencathedral 1 point2 points ago

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No one in that scenario wins.

[–]nicknameminaj 1 point2 points ago

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Oh the things I would do to jake gyllenhaal

[–]sharkdude95 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not gonna lie, Maggie Gyllenhaal is fucking sexy.

[–]Gooseman1992 1 point2 points ago

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You totally copied from some guy that posted this in /r/vertical.

[–]overthemountain 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I actually saw it first in /r/adviceanimals and where the mod told him to post it to /r/vertical instead. Kind of lame to just steal another redditor's content.

Especially content like this - that doesn't even make sense since Christian Bale has never had Maggie as a love interest in any other movie and Batman and Rachel Dawes never had sex in The Dark Knight (or Batman Begins which would have been Katie Holmes anyways).

[–]Asdar 4 points5 points ago

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the repost is strong with this one.

[–]mojokabobo 1 point2 points ago

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Meh, nice catch either way. I'd call it a draw.

[–]Glaurunga 1 point2 points ago

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i remember before this meme existed, these four stills were images used to show the quality of the torrent ! useless information . . .

[–]joeldavis 1 point2 points ago

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TIL and I remember those pre-"sample video" days as well.

[–]Hurley814 1 point2 points ago

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I just laughed my ass off. Thank you and Merry Christmas

[–]Shesthunderstorms 0 points1 point ago

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Actually the Joker won, by reducing Harvey Dent into a killer he had broken Gothams White Knight and succeeded with his intentions all along.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote just for your username

[–]Downfall23 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd for real for the first time in months

[–]tullis77 0 points1 point ago

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Eskimo Brothers!

[–]iamtheworldsgreatest 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CYRlX 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fiat_lux_ -4 points-3 points ago

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TIL the Joker used to be a gay cowboy in Brokeback Moutain.

[–]oed706 -2 points-1 points ago

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He even wins with pubes superglued to his face

[–]ItsAYeti -2 points-1 points ago

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Cacophany?

[–]umair56 -2 points-1 points ago

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Wow, that was pretty unfunny.

[–]elperroborrachotoo -1 points0 points ago

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By my measure, Batman won this round.

[–]mike-zane -3 points-2 points ago

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I don't know who these people are....

[–]hercolicious 2 points3 points ago

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watch donnie darko

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ashlynkat -1 points0 points ago

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Only until the Penguin fucks them both.

[–]ikurumba -1 points0 points ago

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what is a BATman?

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS -4 points-3 points ago*

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checkmate, batman. (deal with it downvoters, haters gonna hate)

[–]froderick -2 points-1 points ago

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Could've sworn the 3rd frame used to have text that said "Are they sisters?"

[–]slashsigh -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't get it, there's no picture...

[–]theretheremrmagpie -5 points-4 points ago

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checkmate