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[–]Deusdies 312 points313 points ago

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/r/funny --->

[–]RON01D0 268 points269 points ago

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This post is so un WTF worthy that it makes me wants to shit on my computer.

[–]Captainpatch 101 points102 points ago

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Take a picture. Post on /r/WTF.

[–]Sryzon 6 points7 points ago

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It's so un WTF worthy that it's WTF worthy. Meta WTFing.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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this. Do it.

[–]shitterplug 37 points38 points ago*

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I will paypal you $50 if you shit on your own computer.

To claim your $50, please take a clear picture of a turd resting on the keyboard of a working laptop. The turd must be over 5" in length. Girth does not matter. The turd has to be fresh and moist. No dog turds. You must provide a legible time-stamp. Extra internet points if you take pictures throughout the process... this is r/wtf after all.

Edit, sorry guys... I thought I had enough cash in my paypal account, but it turns out that ebay now puts a two week hold on funds, for some stupid fucking reason. Let's pick this back up in a week.

[–]sonofabear17 14 points15 points ago

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$50! That's just enough to buy a new keyboard! Count me in!

[–]BDaught 13 points14 points ago

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My luck it would be one of those soft serve ice cream shits and get all into my laptop's innards.

[–]shitterplug 3 points4 points ago

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I edited my post... no cash today, so hold in that turd.

[–]attackzac21 3 points4 points ago

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I DID THAT FOR NOTHING!?!?!?! no use in keeping the photo

[–]RON01D0 11 points12 points ago

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If I owned a camera of any sort or possesed the necessary anal capacity to create such a turd i would genuinly take you up on that.

[–]portismonkey 5 points6 points ago

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What if I have diarrhea?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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You won't.

[–]propaglandist 1 point2 points ago

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What, no desktop?

[–]moderndayvigilante 0 points1 point ago

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He should just do it for free. Bring some spirit back to /r/wtf

[–]AlmightyMexican 2 points3 points ago

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Lately, I've actually seen a lot of posts on /r/WTF that should be on funny, and a lot of posts that are on /r/funny that should be on WTF.

Example http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/np6dt/why_so_serious/

May not be the greatest example, but still creeped me out.

[–]bobfoot1990 0 points1 point ago

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True that is creepy, but we need to take WTF back to the roots again.

[–]AlmightyMexican 0 points1 point ago

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[–]phylk 3 points4 points ago

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I wish I was a moderator. I would delete so much fucking shit.

[–]shtoopers 3 points4 points ago

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LOLOLOLOL!

The OP actually thought that comment wasn't sarcasm so he put it in /r/wtf.

Now that is WTF worthy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Now that is what a true r/WTF subscriber sounds like!

[–]I_only_say_Indeed 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed

[–]BdotDS 11 points12 points ago*

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/r/unfunny?

Edit: Okay, turns out thats a real subreddit. TIL...

[–]YourNotFunny 2 points3 points ago

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Why aren't all the comments in this thread expressing this, instead of, you know, replying like it's a legitimate post? ಠ_ಠ This shit shouldn't be at the front of /r/WTF.

[–]district9 3 points4 points ago

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Not so sure it belongs there either... sigh

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is why I hate not having the main Reddit anymore, people just need to find a place to put their submission, so they just half ass it and pick something

[–]decilios 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand why the moderators aren't on top of shit like this. And why these still manage to get 1k+ upvotes in the wrong subreddit.

[–]newuser0x0 -3 points-2 points ago

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The internet, serious business!

[–]Rapidity 38 points39 points ago

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... your first exposure to sarcasm?

[–]BuzzKyllington 7 points8 points ago

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Dear everyoone who upvoted this,

Please unsubscribe from WTF.

[–]imakitty 67 points68 points ago

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There are a minimum of 14 things wrong with this post.

1.) It's an image

1a.) It's an image hosted on Tumblr

1b.) It's an image hosted on Tumblr of Content On Youtube

1c.) It uses a red box as if it wasn't clear what was "funny"

2.) It's about a Youtube comment

2a.) It's about a Youtube comment that points out the obvious

3.) This is /r/wtf and this content isn't WTF at all.

3a.) It would fit much better in /r/funny.

3b.) It has 800+ Upvotes at the time of this post

3c.) It has 800+ Upvotes in the span of 3 hours

4.) It's a jpeg, in a situation where a .png would have worked much better

4b.) It's an incredibly low quality jpeg

5.) It's a youtube video with 6,000,000 views, so I'm pretty sure most people on reddit have seen it

5a.) Your post was so shitty, it compelled me to write a 14 point response as to why it was shitty

[–]prose-before-hoes 4 points5 points ago

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It's about a Youtube comment that points out the obvious

YES THAT INDEED WAS THE JOKE GOOD SIR

[–]timotheophany 4 points5 points ago*

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While I agree with every one of your points, I felt the need to criticize you and suggest that you need to get a life. Then I realized: my god, I just read ALL 14 of your points.

EDIT: AND you're a kitty.

[–]ultranoodles 0 points1 point ago

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Wilson's 14 points

[–]vwllss -1 points0 points ago

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4.) It's a jpeg, in a situation where a .png would have worked much better

I'm not sure about that on account of the 'picture' in the video. That picture would use up a ton of colors and make a png be kind of large.

[–]imakitty 1 point2 points ago

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While I understand the notion, given that we stream videos these days, I find that there are few times when using a .jpeg is truly worth the saving on filesize. There are times when Jpeg Compression handles things fine (images with zero text) but for the most part I find that .png's only really become an issue if you are dealing with images in the 2000x2000+ range.

[–]Abbottizer -3 points-2 points ago

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5.) It's a youtube video with 6,000,000 views, so I'm pretty sure most people on reddit have seen it

pretty sure aint good enough! reddit must have the opportunity to see everything

[–]creepingdeathv2 -3 points-2 points ago

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The image is not wtf ... but this response most def is.

[–]HomerJunior 21 points22 points ago

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[–]Majoring_In_Vaginas -3 points-2 points ago

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Dangit. I wanted to be helpful and do this but you beat me to it : /

[–]PutDescartesB4Whores 5 points6 points ago

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Your username is a lot funnier than mine. Now I feel sort of bad.

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[–]PutDescartesB4Whores 1 point2 points ago

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I do. Merry Christmas, bro.. or sis.

[–]habngl27 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks for circling the comment in red i might have missed it.

[–]fortrines 8 points9 points ago

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Thanks for making sure there was a red box around the text. I had trouble finding it midst all of the other things to read. That and for blowing it up to a grainy version of it. Fantastic.

While we're at it. Stating something that is obviously obvious is a standard form of internet humor. This is nothing new.

[–]Resinball 2 points3 points ago

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This being in /r/WTF is more wtf than this picture which is just way more fucked...what?

[–]BadIdeaSociety 2 points3 points ago

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So, this remains in WTF but videos that are remotely political are removed from r/videos

[–]mrmonkey3319 2 points3 points ago

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Whatever happened to r/wtf having real wtf content a few weeks ago?

[–]swizzler 2 points3 points ago

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The only thing wtf about this picture is that you took a picture of a youtube video and it somehow got to frontpage...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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OP is a CUNT.

[–]borkborkbork99 22 points23 points ago

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He looks like he's steaming mad.

Get it?

Steaming?

Because it's a train reference?

I'll, uh, show myself out now.

[–]RobotRollCall24 10 points11 points ago

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I sure hope the train covered his tracks.

[–]borkborkbork99 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah. If he's careful it'll be a coal day in hell when they pin it on him.

[–]dcds25 4 points5 points ago

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It all depends on if the police can find a valid loco-motive for him.

[–]AyChihuahua 3 points4 points ago

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Not if he doesn't conduct himself properly.

[–]iRideDragons 1 point2 points ago

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His lawyer might railroad him though!

[–]timotheophany 1 point2 points ago

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At this junction, I've had quite enough.

[–]stormholloway -2 points-1 points ago

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If they do, he could serve some hard time in train jail. LOL!

[–]themisc 6 points7 points ago

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No.

[–]stormholloway -5 points-4 points ago

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No? I think you mean train. LOLOL!

[–]derridad -1 points0 points ago

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This was literally the best thing I've read on reddit in weeks. Too bad it's in this shit thread.

[–]overlordror 2 points3 points ago

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He'll just have to keep chugging along and hoping they don't catch him.

[–]IAMA_Duke 1 point2 points ago

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While I find it interesting, out really doesn't belong in r/wtf.

[–]BodyByAushtwitz 1 point2 points ago

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Can't see. Please make thick red border redder and thicker.

[–]stets 1 point2 points ago

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What's with this trend of youtube screencaps?

[–]WWWEH 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not sure but I think this is what people call a "joe-ache".

[–]BdotDS 1 point2 points ago

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Im just glad someone circled the comment in red, otherwise I wouldnt have know what to look for.

[–]Hotgamer 2 points3 points ago

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And that's why he's the "Very Useful Engine".

[–]sirkablaam 1 point2 points ago

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The train is a spy.

[–]JerameJoel 1 point2 points ago

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It's always funny until the train comes to your house, takes a knife and slowly tortures your family and forces you to watch.

Personally, this photo makes me Fear trains.

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

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haha, i did that once, guy pissed his pants.

[–]Gawaintheovensafetin 1 point2 points ago

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I can tell from the pixels.

[–]magictoenail 0 points1 point ago

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The funny part is in the red box down near the bottom, make sure you read it so that it is funny

[–]NorthAntrim 0 points1 point ago

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People keep posting that comment even though it was done 3 days ago.

[–]Nabstar 0 points1 point ago

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I like how he outline the only comment on the page so we can all understand the real joke within a joke.

.

Faggot

[–]itsjustme8921 0 points1 point ago

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This turns it to WTF worthy

[–]LeCasualRage 0 points1 point ago

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I can't help it but whenever there is the word "Train" in the title, it automatically reminds me of the train simulation video.

[–]BeARdBARIAN 0 points1 point ago

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The train is real, it's just a fucking government conspiracy to cover up the truth.

[–]Volker_Metal 0 points1 point ago

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Tears, man. Tears.

[–]mojokabobo 0 points1 point ago

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Well gd it, now that I realize this was posted to wtf I guess I have to downvote something for not being WTF related even though I wanted to upvote it because I thought it was funny.

[–]Smurke 0 points1 point ago

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/r/trees, look at the date

[–]takatori 0 points1 point ago

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I can tell by the pixels.

[–]slotbadger 0 points1 point ago

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Watched the video, and was disappointed that a real train didn't run them both over at the end.

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

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i would pay to watch that

[–]BaronZee 0 points1 point ago

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link for the lazy.

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[–]tortuganaught -3 points-2 points ago

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I was fine for a good 10 seconds. Then I lost my shit. My abs hurt so much, not used to this abuse.

[–]forevertaryn -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah he had me fooled

[–]ZepOfLed -1 points0 points ago

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Thomas must have fallen on hard times to have become such a dick.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_the_Tank_Engine

[–]NoseKnowsAll -1 points0 points ago

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No, I still can't see it.

[–]SmokeyBones92 -1 points0 points ago

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Look at the date...these kids were stoned out of their minds

[–]xeonrage -1 points0 points ago

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my birthday, true story. I turned 32 that day.

[–]jettbalasko -1 points0 points ago

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The other comment is "nuh uhh, reddit brought me here". Take up space for another awesome comment with that shit, well done idiots...

[–]GuyontheWall -1 points0 points ago

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woah woah guys calm the fuck down we need to get ray williams johnson on this shit yeah. he'll tell us if it's a real train

[–]1angrydad -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like man is about to get raped by train.

[–]fishebulb -1 points0 points ago

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Is that thomas?

[–]jepthundersnow -2 points-1 points ago

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holy shit. i made this video. thanks reddit!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Good thing the date is 4/20

[–]dbhawks05 -2 points-1 points ago

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I wouldn't want to spend my 4/20 any other way.

[–]WillytheSquid -3 points-2 points ago

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Lol youtube never fail to make me laugh. Although some old jokes get recycled often but the new ones are always halarious.